Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.

[Chucklemaster]

hey. I'm a Discordian, though probably very a slightly more fnord-y one(think beelzebub's bath scrub); I've been around, someone told me to post here, I thought it was a good idea. I'm pretty ethically hedonistic, and making people's days weirder has become a regular hobby.
Bazoo!

YEAH! I'M SOMEONE!

Hey, new guy. Look out for deadly cookies.

I'll keep that in mind.

[tyrannosaurus vex]

Forget what you thought you knew about Discordia™!
PD is like the following image:

[AFK]

hey. I'm a Discordian, though probably very a slightly more fnord-y one(think beelzebub's bath scrub); I've been around, someone told me to post here, I thought it was a good idea. I'm pretty ethically hedonistic, and making people's days weirder has become a regular hobby.
Bazoo!

RWHN could definitely use someone on his side, that's for sure.

I like this one, I'll take him.  (assuming you are a him.)

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

hey. I'm a Discordian, though probably very a slightly more fnord-y one(think beelzebub's bath scrub); I've been around, someone told me to post here, I thought it was a good idea. I'm pretty ethically hedonistic, and making people's days weirder has become a regular hobby.
Bazoo!

Hey there, new guy!

[Stryfe Konstantion]

Hi, I'm a flightless bird from Middle Earth named Stryfe. I enjoy long runs on the beach mainly because I see a bonfire in the distance or orcs are chasing me. They keep raiding my pantry at night as well. I probably arrive precisely when I mean to but work gets angry when I turn up late.


OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH, DISCO TIME!

[Eater of Clowns]

Man that is WACKY.

[Doktor Howl]

Zany.

[EK WAFFLR]

Craaazyy

[P3nT4gR4m]

Fnord!

Yup, I just said "fnord"

I feel kinda dirty 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

How RaNdOm!

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

I read that as 'orcas'. Made much more sense.

[Chucklemaster]

hey. I'm a Discordian, though probably very a slightly more fnord-y one(think beelzebub's bath scrub); I've been around, someone told me to post here, I thought it was a good idea. I'm pretty ethically hedonistic, and making people's days weirder has become a regular hobby.
Bazoo!

RWHN could definitely use someone on his side, that's for sure.

I like this one, I'll take him.  (assuming you are a him.)

Yus.

[Count Chocula]

Hi.

This is my zany, crazy, random introduction post.

NOW LOVE ME BECAUSE IM UNFORGETTABLE

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Hi.

This is my zany, crazy, random introduction post.

NOW LOVE ME BECAUSE IM UNFORGETTABLE

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[Left]

Just tell us about yourself, and what horrible personal defect led you to us. 

Ok...Truth is stranger than fiction.

I was married to a female...who was not born physically female.
When she transitioned, she took the middle name of Eris...and that's what she goes by.
...She is a true avatar of the Goddess, alright.
...The divorce was final  (ironically enough) on April first.
She's still here in my house, but will be leaving soon.

We were just profoundly incompatible, especially after she stopped taking her medication.
We were together for 10 years total.
...She stopped treating me with respect entirely around 2005 though.

I'm under stress and suffering from a wonky, fogged brain right now from her incipient departure...bon voyage to the crazy cat lady...
She named all the cats in the divorce decree.
O.o

Yes, we were really married, in Texas, because for the point of marriage the state looks at her birth sex only.
If you meet her in person, she may go explodey if you call her sir.

...In 2011 my brain went REALLY wonky, in what was perhaps my most spectacular mental breakdown/reformat.
...I am now on me version 4.0...Mental reconfiguration hurts, but it was either that or self-destruct.

I am sad and relieved that I won't ever get to pop out a sprog, but single parenthood's just a bad idea.
I have a 11-year-old sinus infection, and I am tired a lot.
I pop pills like a pac-man to keep my sinuses somewhat open, lungs open, brain functional. 
I really do set thing down randomly-right now I can't find my damn paycheck.
I turned 40 a couple of weeks ago.