Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.

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LMNO

#645
September 14, 2013, 05:55:06 PM
As a member of the Really Real Discordians for Realness, I must agree.

EK WAFFLR

#646
September 14, 2013, 05:56:58 PM
I disagree, because I'm contrarian. Discordians are really nice people, and they don't smile too much at all.

There's nothing to fear. At all. Now, move along, kids.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Don Coyote

#647
September 14, 2013, 05:58:52 PM
Discordians are not to be taken orally.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#648
September 14, 2013, 06:07:58 PM
I heard a couple of Discordians had a diner in Topeka in the 1970's and Ritchie Blackmore ate there once and got explosive diarrhea and wrote "Smoke On The Water".
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msok

#649
September 14, 2013, 06:23:59 PM
you cant fool me with your fables pd! I ware my work boots on reverse feet and pray for five hours a day with my face down on Big red gum rappers.   

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#650
September 14, 2013, 06:27:00 PM
Well then I guess you ain't gotta worry about what Discordians are gonna do to you, you're doing plenty to yourself already.
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EK WAFFLR

#651
September 14, 2013, 06:28:33 PM
Quote from: msok on September 14, 2013, 06:23:59 PM
you cant fool me with your fables pd! I ware my work boots on reverse feet and pray for five hours a day with my face down on Big red gum rappers.   

Big red gum rappers.   
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Cainad (dec.)

#652
September 14, 2013, 06:28:59 PM
Quote from: msok on September 14, 2013, 06:23:59 PM
you cant fool me with your fables pd! I ware my work boots on reverse feet and pray for five hours a day with my face down on Big red gum rappers.   

Oh. Well I guess you are already a Real Discordian then. My apologies.

LOL23PINEALFNORD, and all that. :fnord:

Q. G. Pennyworth

#653
September 14, 2013, 06:53:26 PM
Quote from: Cainad on September 14, 2013, 06:28:59 PM
Quote from: msok on September 14, 2013, 06:23:59 PM
you cant fool me with your fables pd! I ware my work boots on reverse feet and pray for five hours a day with my face down on Big red gum rappers.   

Oh. Well I guess you are already a Real Discordian then. My apologies.

LOL23PINEALFNORD, and all that. :fnord:

CLEARLY he's not a REALLY REAL Discordian because Mal2 said that Discordians rarely pray, and REALLY REAL Discordians live their lives exclusively by the words of a fictional prophet who lives in a PO Box.

Eater of Clowns

#654
September 14, 2013, 07:08:12 PM
Quote from: msok on September 14, 2013, 05:28:20 PM
Hello Hello. I like adventure time, shel silverstein, HP. Lovcraft, dr sues, Pokemon, dr who, soul coughing, lieing, Anton Wilson, Anton Lavey, Terry Pratchett wasting time, Shane Claiborne, bad quality film photo junk, doing that thing with double negatives so people get confused, sleep,Christopher Walken, getting bad internet connections, paying to much for my cellphone, night vale, and stalking this web page.
   A friend of mine told me about Discordianism after he had break down and I went pdf hunting found this place, that was about 3 years ago

I like all of those things except for two. One of those two is innocuous, but for the other you and I are now deep, deep enemies.

WELCOME TO PD!
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#655
September 14, 2013, 07:08:15 PM
Quote from: msok on September 14, 2013, 05:28:20 PM
Hello Hello. I like adventure time, shel silverstein, HP. Lovcraft, dr sues, Pokemon, dr who, soul coughing, lieing, Anton Wilson, Anton Lavey, Terry Pratchett wasting time, Shane Claiborne, bad quality film photo junk, doing that thing with double negatives so people get confused, sleep,Christopher Walken, getting bad internet connections, paying to much for my cellphone, night vale, and stalking this web page.
   A friend of mine told me about Discordianism after he had break down and I went pdf hunting found this place, that was about 3 years ago

You sound quite wacky.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#656
September 14, 2013, 07:08:56 PM
Quote from: Don Coyote on September 14, 2013, 05:58:52 PM
Discordians are not to be taken orally.

Please don't tell my boyfriend.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#657
September 14, 2013, 07:19:59 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on September 14, 2013, 06:28:33 PM
Quote from: msok on September 14, 2013, 06:23:59 PM
you cant fool me with your fables pd! I ware my work boots on reverse feet and pray for five hours a day with my face down on Big red gum rappers.   

Big red gum rappers.   

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#658
September 15, 2013, 03:19:46 AM
Quote from: msok on September 14, 2013, 05:28:20 PM
Hello Hello. I like adventure time, shel silverstein, HP. Lovcraft, dr sues, Pokemon, dr who, soul coughing, lieing, Anton Wilson, Anton Lavey, Terry Pratchett wasting time, Shane Claiborne, bad quality film photo junk, doing that thing with double negatives so people get confused, sleep,Christopher Walken, getting bad internet connections, paying to much for my cellphone, night vale, and stalking this web page.
   A friend of mine told me about Discordianism after he had break down and I went pdf hunting found this place, that was about 3 years ago

Your English use...

You make me sad.
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The Good Reverend Roger

#659
September 15, 2013, 03:20:11 AM
Quote from: msok on September 14, 2013, 06:23:59 PM
you cant fool me with your fables pd! I ware my work boots on reverse feet and pray for five hours a day with my face down on Big red gum rappers.   

Tater?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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