Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.

[tyrannosaurus vex]

I heard a fun and interesting not-Jim on a podcast recently, and I will assume you are that person from now on. I hope you live up to the expectations definitely-you set on that podcast because it was great. Also please don't be a troll, we need new blood around here.

[Bathtub Jim]

Also please don't be a troll, we need new blood around here.

I'll try to destroy your unrealistic expectations of me just like all of those unrealistic expectations you initially had when you first met your ex-lovers.

But no! I'm not a troll, sadly. I'm a bit of an exile from the Discordian Society facebook group. I've been happy to lurk there for several years, but they did some things that attracted a lot of attention (this girl did a funny thing with a honey bun pastry on video), and the numbers of the group have swelled since then to about 20k. It's completely shitty and has been taken over by trolls who think discordianism means offending people through racist memes, which is fine I guess, but it got tedious after a while.

[tyrannosaurus vex]

Also please don't be a troll, we need new blood around here.

I'll try to destroy your unrealistic expectations of me just like all of those unrealistic expectations you initially had when you first met your ex-lovers.

But no! I'm not a troll, sadly. I'm a bit of an exile from the Discordian Society facebook group. I've been happy to lurk there for several years, but they did some things that attracted a lot of attention (this girl did a funny thing with a honey bun pastry on video), and the numbers of the group have swelled since then to about 20k. It's completely shitty and has been taken over by trolls who think discordianism means offending people through racist memes, which is fine I guess, but it got tedious after a while.

Yeah I checked in a few weeks ago and was not really very impressed at all. Unlike some authoritarian nations, however, we here at PD welcome refugees.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Also please don't be a troll, we need new blood around here.

I'll try to destroy your unrealistic expectations of me just like all of those unrealistic expectations you initially had when you first met your ex-lovers.

But no! I'm not a troll, sadly. I'm a bit of an exile from the Discordian Society facebook group. I've been happy to lurk there for several years, but they did some things that attracted a lot of attention (this girl did a funny thing with a honey bun pastry on video), and the numbers of the group have swelled since then to about 20k. It's completely shitty and has been taken over by trolls who think discordianism means offending people through racist memes, which is fine I guess, but it got tedious after a while.

Yeah I checked in a few weeks ago and was not really very impressed at all. Unlike some authoritarian nations, however, we here at PD welcome refugees.

As long as you're not running from somewhere bad.  Those kind of refugees are bad hombres and we should stomp on their fingers as they try to climb over the wall.

[minuspace]

Nay, nuke the den of iniquity from whence any invidious comparison to Discordia hast now or ever been made.

[tyrannosaurus vex]

Also please don't be a troll, we need new blood around here.

I'll try to destroy your unrealistic expectations of me just like all of those unrealistic expectations you initially had when you first met your ex-lovers.

But no! I'm not a troll, sadly. I'm a bit of an exile from the Discordian Society facebook group. I've been happy to lurk there for several years, but they did some things that attracted a lot of attention (this girl did a funny thing with a honey bun pastry on video), and the numbers of the group have swelled since then to about 20k. It's completely shitty and has been taken over by trolls who think discordianism means offending people through racist memes, which is fine I guess, but it got tedious after a while.

Yeah I checked in a few weeks ago and was not really very impressed at all. Unlike some authoritarian nations, however, we here at PD welcome refugees.

As long as you're not running from somewhere bad.  Those kind of refugees are bad hombres and we should stomp on their fingers as they try to climb over the wall.

Remember that time all those terrorists from MysticWicks invaded?

[Goddess Eris]

I'm just so very sad that I can't find the Eschatron 9000

[IPunchNazis]

Hi, I punch Nazis.

[Salty]

Sup, noob. Welcome. Taking a different track now the philosophy didn't work out, eh?

Check out the pool on the roof.

Here, this is for your NAZI punching:

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I'm just so very sad that I can't find the Eschatron 9000

He's in the white house.

I bet you thought the end of the world would be sexier, right?

[Faust]

Hi, I punch Nazis.

BOUNTY CLAIMED

[SexyFish]

helllloooo i'm emily!!
i'm a woman and i'm 30 years old and i live in new york.
some important things about me are that i love disney
and tate mcrae and discord and podcasts and mitt romney
and i'm a republican LOL and i love shopping and the colour
pink and thats allllll bye c:

also one of the default colours should be magenta.. that would be
a lot more useful for me thanks <333

inb4 harvey freaks out and never logs in again because he thinks im stalking him l o l

[Doktor Howl]

helllloooo i'm emily!!
i'm a woman and i'm 30 years old and i live in new york.
some important things about me are that i love disney
and tate mcrae and discord and podcasts and mitt romney
and i'm a republican LOL and i love shopping and the colour
pink and thats allllll bye c:

also one of the default colours should be magenta.. that would be
a lot more useful for me thanks <333

inb4 harvey freaks out and never logs in again because he thinks im stalking him l o l

Welcome aboard!

Sadly, we're extinct.