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Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, July 18, 2012, 05:38:01 PM

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Doktor Howl

Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Lost and Confused on March 11, 2026, 01:59:06 PMExtinct with an entire fossilized record intact. Very impressive stuff, old man.

We are, after all, professionals.
Molon Lube

chaotic neutral observer

Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 11, 2026, 04:15:22 AMSadly, we're extinct.  :lulz:

My grandmother said that despite the claims of the ancients, the melancholic humour was just gas, and we should fart our sadness away.
Desine fata deum flecti sperare precando.

Mandelbrot Slapper

Oh hey there is an introductions thread. I just never found it till now. Guess I ought to have looked sooner.

Too late?

https://youtu.be/pgIR3GU_5sw
Tell him I'm fucking busy. Or vice versa.

Abbot Mythos

Quote from: Mandelbrot Slapper on March 17, 2026, 07:08:09 AMOh hey there is an introductions thread. I just never found it till now. Guess I ought to have looked sooner.

Too late?

https://youtu.be/pgIR3GU_5sw
Actually, you got it right the first time. The latest 'Introductions thread' is pinned above.

But, your post did reminded me that I saw Elvis Costello in concert back in '78 when he was on his 2nd US Tour.

Cramulus

Hi my name is Cramulus and this is Jackass

[blasts his own laptop with a fire hose]


Mr. Scrid, I'll have a Tequilla Mockingbird. Make it a pentuple.

Mandelbrot Slapper

Quote from: Cramulus on March 25, 2026, 01:39:09 PMHi my name is Cramulus and this is Jackass

[blasts his own laptop with a fire hose]


Mr. Scrid, I'll have a Tequilla Mockingbird. Make it a pentuple.
How d'you do Mr Cramulus & thank you for thinking of my cat's penis. She doesn't have one but she appreciates the gesture.
Tell him I'm fucking busy. Or vice versa.