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ITT, The Dead Reverend Roger fills in the few gaps in his knowledge.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, July 19, 2012, 06:56:52 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

July 19, 2012, 06:56:52 PM
First question is for the upside down people:

Do camels in Australia have one hump or two?
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July 19, 2012, 08:08:46 PM
Do we still have Australians on this board?
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July 19, 2012, 08:11:03 PM
Quote from: Suu on July 19, 2012, 08:08:46 PM
Do we still have Australians on this board?

I think Placid Dingo is an Australian.  Lives in one of their cities.  New Zealand or some shit.
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July 19, 2012, 08:55:17 PM
Deepthroat chopra is from that continent if not mainland australia itself. Rumckle and paes but theyve been not around lately.
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July 19, 2012, 10:59:44 PM
They start with one, but every time a kangaroo jumps on them it splits in half. Eventually when too many kangaroos gave jumped on the same place the camel splits in half and both sides grow new endings. This is the typical asexual manner in which camels reproduce.
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July 19, 2012, 11:12:15 PM
Quote from: Placid Dingo on July 19, 2012, 10:59:44 PM
They start with one, but every time a kangaroo jumps on them it splits in half. Eventually when too many kangaroos gave jumped on the same place the camel splits in half and both sides grow new endings. This is the typical asexual manner in which camels reproduce.

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July 20, 2012, 12:14:10 AM
I have a follow-up:

I read in Everyone Poops that two hump camels have two hump poop.

Is this true?
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July 20, 2012, 02:49:29 AM
Quote from: Placid Dingo on July 19, 2012, 10:59:44 PM
They start with one, but every time a kangaroo jumps on them it splits in half. Eventually when too many kangaroos gave jumped on the same place the camel splits in half and both sides grow new endings. This is the typical asexual manner in which camels reproduce.

But if the camels split like that and make full-grown camels, WHAT ARE THE POUCHES FOR? HUH? HUH???!?
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July 20, 2012, 03:43:30 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 20, 2012, 02:49:29 AM
Quote from: Placid Dingo on July 19, 2012, 10:59:44 PM
They start with one, but every time a kangaroo jumps on them it splits in half. Eventually when too many kangaroos gave jumped on the same place the camel splits in half and both sides grow new endings. This is the typical asexual manner in which camels reproduce.

But if the camels split like that and make full-grown camels, WHAT ARE THE POUCHES FOR? HUH? HUH???!?

That's how they carry Bedouins.

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July 20, 2012, 04:11:58 AM
Quote from: Alty on July 20, 2012, 12:14:10 AM
I have a follow-up:

I read in Everyone Poops that two hump camels have two hump poop.

Is this true?

Suppose that'd depend on how often the kangaroos jump on their poops.

I'm trying to figure out how African camels reproduce.  They haz no kangaroos.
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July 20, 2012, 03:30:18 PM
Quote from: Luna on July 20, 2012, 04:11:58 AM
Quote from: Alty on July 20, 2012, 12:14:10 AM
I have a follow-up:

I read in Everyone Poops that two hump camels have two hump poop.

Is this true?

Suppose that'd depend on how often the kangaroos jump on their poops.

I'm trying to figure out how African camels reproduce.  They haz no kangaroos.

An African camel can be jumped on JUST ONCE by an elephant and split into FIVE OR SIX camels.
Population control is an issue there, obviously.
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July 20, 2012, 04:42:23 PM
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July 22, 2012, 11:18:25 AM
Quote from: Suu on July 20, 2012, 04:42:23 PM
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July 22, 2012, 11:08:21 PM
Quote from: The Payne on July 22, 2012, 11:18:25 AM
Quote from: Suu on July 20, 2012, 04:42:23 PM
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Because of this thread, my penis is growing exponentially.

Hung like Judas, y'all.

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July 23, 2012, 02:14:40 PM
Camels either having one hump or two is a false dichotomy.  It also ignores the three hu
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