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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, July 19, 2012, 07:27:32 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

July 19, 2012, 07:27:32 PM
HAPPY FUCKING LUNCH TIME to all you creepy faced weiners.  Gorge your stupid guts with chow until you bloat yourself into some kind of hideous freak you stupid assed dumb jerk bastards.  Don't forget to put your OLIVES on your fingers to show how Goddamn WITTY you are you freak ugly puke butted damn crap bag bastard ass sons and daughters of bitches.  Be sure to remember how IMPORTANT you are IN YOUR OWN MIND you skunk barf reeking stink rag vomitty looking bags of bowel intestines with your ugly lumpy dumb looking stupid dopey faces on the fronts of your stupid dumb damn dumb crap headed stupid stinky dumb ass butt faced ugly boiled onion looking eyed heads while you are shoveling lousy ass crappy fast food into your broken stump toothed rot and turd smelling slobber lipped whiskery sewer pipe looking and smelling rotten stinky like a pig butt's butt if a pig butt had its own even stinkier butt on it that crapped even smellier worse turds out of it than even a regular stinky pig butt did mouths.
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Suu

#1
July 19, 2012, 08:06:35 PM
That sounds remarkably like Richter's lunchtime rants.

:mittens:
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Freeky

#2
July 19, 2012, 08:08:39 PM
I think Roger is spending too much time with his co-workers.

Suu

#3
July 19, 2012, 08:09:22 PM
I don't know if I should get popcorn or alert the authorities.
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Anna Mae Bollocks

#4
July 19, 2012, 08:18:32 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 19, 2012, 07:27:32 PM
HAPPY FUCKING LUNCH TIME to all you creepy faced weiners.  Gorge your stupid guts with chow until you bloat yourself into some kind of hideous freak you stupid assed dumb jerk bastards.  Don't forget to put your OLIVES on your fingers to show how Goddamn WITTY you are you freak ugly puke butted damn crap bag bastard ass sons and daughters of bitches.  Be sure to remember how IMPORTANT you are IN YOUR OWN MIND you skunk barf reeking stink rag vomitty looking bags of bowel intestines with your ugly lumpy dumb looking stupid dopey faces on the fronts of your stupid dumb damn dumb crap headed stupid stinky dumb ass butt faced ugly boiled onion looking eyed heads while you are shoveling lousy ass crappy fast food into your broken stump toothed rot and turd smelling slobber lipped whiskery sewer pipe looking and smelling rotten stinky like a pig butt's butt if a pig butt had its own even stinkier butt on it that crapped even smellier worse turds out of it than even a regular stinky pig butt did mouths.

That's fucking SUBLIME. The Holies(TM) are STRONG today.
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Nephew Twiddleton

#5
July 19, 2012, 10:03:48 PM
People put olives on their fingers past the age of ten?
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Suu

#6
July 19, 2012, 10:21:48 PM
It must be an Arizona thing.
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"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Freeky

#7
July 19, 2012, 10:34:35 PM
Hey shut up, it cools off my fingers, okay?

Salty

#8
July 19, 2012, 11:41:58 PM
I want to make this into a greeting card. One of those that make the sounds.
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#9
July 20, 2012, 04:12:48 AM
"boiled onion looking eyed heads"

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
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The Good Reverend Roger

#10
July 20, 2012, 11:11:15 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 20, 2012, 04:12:48 AM
"boiled onion looking eyed heads"

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

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The Holy1 isn't known for being glib.  Just direct.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Richter

#11
July 21, 2012, 02:36:50 PM
Quote from: Suu on July 19, 2012, 08:06:35 PM
That sounds remarkably like Richter's lunchtime rants.

:mittens:

That is why I avoid the break room.  People talking, and the CNN is never turned off.
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Murmur

#12
July 21, 2012, 10:46:01 PM
 :mittens:

I've been in lunchrooms just like that.
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Luna

#13
July 22, 2012, 12:43:09 PM
Quote from: Richter, Baron von on July 21, 2012, 02:36:50 PM
Quote from: Suu on July 19, 2012, 08:06:35 PM
That sounds remarkably like Richter's lunchtime rants.

:mittens:

That is why I avoid the break room.  People talking, and the CNN is never turned off.

Last time I walked into the break room at the university, they were watching FOX news...
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#14
July 22, 2012, 09:17:15 PM
Quote from: Luna on July 22, 2012, 12:43:09 PM
Quote from: Richter, Baron von on July 21, 2012, 02:36:50 PM
Quote from: Suu on July 19, 2012, 08:06:35 PM
That sounds remarkably like Richter's lunchtime rants.

:mittens:

That is why I avoid the break room.  People talking, and the CNN is never turned off.

Last time I walked into the break room at the university, they were watching FOX news...

The San Antonio bus station.  :x :x :x
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