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OK so PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON doesn't like me but I still want to...

Started by aron23, July 23, 2012, 07:12:59 AM

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Suu

#30
July 23, 2012, 03:19:07 PM
No, he's not stupid, but he's very stuck in his views.

We'll never be really real anarchists and pure democrats in his eyes, pity.

-isms aren't answers. They're collections of ideas from other people who already had them. Attach yourself to an -ism, and you become brain dead to thinking for yourself. Discordianism sucks at being an -ism.
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#31
July 23, 2012, 03:25:37 PM
He's insecure in his views and he's looking for new converts to prop everything up.
And maybe make a few bucks at some point. Like Scientology.  :lol:
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hooplala

#32
July 23, 2012, 04:16:59 PM
Quote from: aron23 on July 23, 2012, 07:16:34 AM
seriously why attack someone who is down with eris?

Maybe you don't understand Eris so good...
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"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

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Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

The Good Reverend Roger

#33
July 23, 2012, 04:45:22 PM
Quote from: Suu on July 23, 2012, 03:19:07 PM
No, he's not stupid, but he's very stuck in his views.

We'll never be really real anarchists and pure democrats in his eyes, pity.

-isms aren't answers. They're collections of ideas from other people who already had them. Attach yourself to an -ism, and you become brain dead to thinking for yourself. Discordianism sucks at being an -ism.

An -ism is a web of viral ideas that you filter all data through.  It's nothing less than memetic false consciousness masquerading as thought.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#34
July 23, 2012, 04:47:04 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 23, 2012, 03:16:04 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 23, 2012, 03:00:56 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 23, 2012, 02:59:29 PM
Quote from: :regret: on July 23, 2012, 10:26:26 AM
Quote from: Faust on July 23, 2012, 08:15:07 AM
Quote from: aron23 on July 23, 2012, 07:16:34 AM
seriously why attack someone who is down with eris?

May I point out the irony of being shocked that chaos worshippers didn't react as expected?
No, you may not.
That may cause subject 165523 to learn and that would prevent our traditional shit-flinging downward spiral.
How else are we to keep new people from joining our community?

ON SCHEDULE!

Cue "the cancer that's killing PD".

Listen, Regret, clearly you're not up to speed here. Maybe read the new guy's other posts before deciding that I'm just a Bad Person, treating the newbies wrong AGAIN.

Stop being so Nigel. :tgrr:

I CANNAE HELP IT, CAPT'N!

You are not Scottish.  You are Orkadian.  Scotsmen bitch, but fix the engines.  Orkadians behead the cook and stop caring about the warp drive.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Lenin McCarthy

#35
July 23, 2012, 04:53:49 PM
What part of being "down with Eris" makes one qualify for respect?
We, the inhabitants of this forum, generally seem to disagree with the notion that you're somehow worthy of respect because you believe in something, perform zany rituals every other Sunday, smoke weed or have some other more or less arbitrary quality.

East Coast Hustle

#36
July 23, 2012, 05:42:48 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 23, 2012, 04:47:04 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 23, 2012, 03:16:04 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 23, 2012, 03:00:56 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 23, 2012, 02:59:29 PM
Quote from: :regret: on July 23, 2012, 10:26:26 AM
Quote from: Faust on July 23, 2012, 08:15:07 AM
Quote from: aron23 on July 23, 2012, 07:16:34 AM
seriously why attack someone who is down with eris?

May I point out the irony of being shocked that chaos worshippers didn't react as expected?
No, you may not.
That may cause subject 165523 to learn and that would prevent our traditional shit-flinging downward spiral.
How else are we to keep new people from joining our community?

ON SCHEDULE!

Cue "the cancer that's killing PD".

Listen, Regret, clearly you're not up to speed here. Maybe read the new guy's other posts before deciding that I'm just a Bad Person, treating the newbies wrong AGAIN.

Stop being so Nigel. :tgrr:

I CANNAE HELP IT, CAPT'N!

You are not Scottish.  You are Orkadian.  Scotsmen bitch, but fix the engines.  Orkadians behead the cook and stop caring about the warp drive.

Nobody, and I mean NOBODY fucks with the cook. Not even Orkadians.
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The Good Reverend Roger

#37
July 23, 2012, 05:48:46 PM
Quote from: Echo Chamber Music on July 23, 2012, 05:42:48 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 23, 2012, 04:47:04 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 23, 2012, 03:16:04 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 23, 2012, 03:00:56 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 23, 2012, 02:59:29 PM
Quote from: :regret: on July 23, 2012, 10:26:26 AM
Quote from: Faust on July 23, 2012, 08:15:07 AM
Quote from: aron23 on July 23, 2012, 07:16:34 AM
seriously why attack someone who is down with eris?

May I point out the irony of being shocked that chaos worshippers didn't react as expected?
No, you may not.
That may cause subject 165523 to learn and that would prevent our traditional shit-flinging downward spiral.
How else are we to keep new people from joining our community?

ON SCHEDULE!

Cue "the cancer that's killing PD".

Listen, Regret, clearly you're not up to speed here. Maybe read the new guy's other posts before deciding that I'm just a Bad Person, treating the newbies wrong AGAIN.

Stop being so Nigel. :tgrr:

I CANNAE HELP IT, CAPT'N!

You are not Scottish.  You are Orkadian.  Scotsmen bitch, but fix the engines.  Orkadians behead the cook and stop caring about the warp drive.

Nobody, and I mean NOBODY fucks with the cook. Not even Orkadians.

Orkadians have issues.  They make NO SENSE.  Their most famous king was killed by some guy AFTER he beheaded the guy.  Normal rules do not apply to Orkadians.  Not only will they kill the cook, they'll bugger the payroll clerk and sabotage their own medivac helicopters.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Freeky

#38
July 23, 2012, 08:03:31 PM
Sounds like a party. :lol:

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#39
July 23, 2012, 10:38:47 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 23, 2012, 04:47:04 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 23, 2012, 03:16:04 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 23, 2012, 03:00:56 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 23, 2012, 02:59:29 PM
Quote from: :regret: on July 23, 2012, 10:26:26 AM
Quote from: Faust on July 23, 2012, 08:15:07 AM
Quote from: aron23 on July 23, 2012, 07:16:34 AM
seriously why attack someone who is down with eris?

May I point out the irony of being shocked that chaos worshippers didn't react as expected?
No, you may not.
That may cause subject 165523 to learn and that would prevent our traditional shit-flinging downward spiral.
How else are we to keep new people from joining our community?

ON SCHEDULE!

Cue "the cancer that's killing PD".

Listen, Regret, clearly you're not up to speed here. Maybe read the new guy's other posts before deciding that I'm just a Bad Person, treating the newbies wrong AGAIN.

Stop being so Nigel. :tgrr:

I CANNAE HELP IT, CAPT'N!

You are not Scottish.  You are Orkadian.  Scotsmen bitch, but fix the engines.  Orkadians behead the cook and stop caring about the warp drive.

:lulz: That is more accurate.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#40
July 23, 2012, 10:39:42 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 23, 2012, 05:48:46 PM
Quote from: Echo Chamber Music on July 23, 2012, 05:42:48 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 23, 2012, 04:47:04 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 23, 2012, 03:16:04 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 23, 2012, 03:00:56 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 23, 2012, 02:59:29 PM
Quote from: :regret: on July 23, 2012, 10:26:26 AM
Quote from: Faust on July 23, 2012, 08:15:07 AM
Quote from: aron23 on July 23, 2012, 07:16:34 AM
seriously why attack someone who is down with eris?

May I point out the irony of being shocked that chaos worshippers didn't react as expected?
No, you may not.
That may cause subject 165523 to learn and that would prevent our traditional shit-flinging downward spiral.
How else are we to keep new people from joining our community?

ON SCHEDULE!

Cue "the cancer that's killing PD".

Listen, Regret, clearly you're not up to speed here. Maybe read the new guy's other posts before deciding that I'm just a Bad Person, treating the newbies wrong AGAIN.

Stop being so Nigel. :tgrr:

I CANNAE HELP IT, CAPT'N!

You are not Scottish.  You are Orkadian.  Scotsmen bitch, but fix the engines.  Orkadians behead the cook and stop caring about the warp drive.

Nobody, and I mean NOBODY fucks with the cook. Not even Orkadians.

Orkadians have issues.  They make NO SENSE.  Their most famous king was killed by some guy AFTER he beheaded the guy.  Normal rules do not apply to Orkadians.  Not only will they kill the cook, they'll bugger the payroll clerk and sabotage their own medivac helicopters.

WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS THING

IF YOU CAN'T FUCK IT, BETTER KILL IT



AND THEN FUCK IT.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Freeky

#41
July 23, 2012, 10:40:48 PM
Definitely sounds like a party. :lulz:

The Good Reverend Roger

#42
July 23, 2012, 10:42:59 PM
And then people ask me why I like Nigel so much.

I'd think it would be obvious.  Killing and fucking and then being killed by the guy you beheaded, when his DISEASE-INFESTED TEETH SLICE YOUR LEG BECAUSE YOU TIED HIS HEAD TO YOUR BELT.

Goddamn.  If more people were like Nigel, I'd stop hating people so much.  It's only because there are so many of her that I let any of the rest of you live.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#43
July 24, 2012, 12:38:00 AM
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Telarus

#44
July 24, 2012, 08:43:58 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on July 23, 2012, 04:16:59 PM
Quote from: aron23 on July 23, 2012, 07:16:34 AM
seriously why attack someone who is down with eris?

Maybe you don't understand Eris so good...

:lol:
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