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Sermon # Whatever: I fucking hate you. Die.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, July 23, 2012, 08:00:19 PM

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Payne

#90
July 24, 2012, 07:49:47 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 24, 2012, 07:48:25 PM
Quote from: The Payne on July 24, 2012, 07:48:03 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 24, 2012, 07:46:48 PM
Quote from: The Payne on July 24, 2012, 07:44:59 PM
Yes. Pixie will not be pleased, though there is a certain wonderful symmetry in both of us having a spouse in AZ.

Crap.  I felt a great disturbance in the force, as if millions of people had fapped all at once and then stopped.

She literally just woke up from a heat induced afternoon nap. I haven't told her yet, but somehow she knows.

RUN!  RUN WHILE YOU STILL HAVE LEGS!

It's too late for me. I think it's too late for you, too.

The Good Reverend Roger

#91
July 24, 2012, 07:50:23 PM
Quote from: The Payne on July 24, 2012, 07:49:47 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 24, 2012, 07:48:25 PM
Quote from: The Payne on July 24, 2012, 07:48:03 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 24, 2012, 07:46:48 PM
Quote from: The Payne on July 24, 2012, 07:44:59 PM
Yes. Pixie will not be pleased, though there is a certain wonderful symmetry in both of us having a spouse in AZ.

Crap.  I felt a great disturbance in the force, as if millions of people had fapped all at once and then stopped.

She literally just woke up from a heat induced afternoon nap. I haven't told her yet, but somehow she knows.

RUN!  RUN WHILE YOU STILL HAVE LEGS!

It's too late for me. I think it's too late for you, too.

If you're okay with it, I'm just gonna stand still and take my medicine like a DIRTY LITTLE GIRL.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Payne

#92
July 24, 2012, 07:51:20 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 24, 2012, 07:48:46 PM
Wait.

Heat?  In ENGLAND?

Yes, apparently ever since Pixie dropped the Rain Goddess schtick, things have been getting somewhat High Desert-y around here.

I blame Mexicans, because I'm told that's the chic thing to do these days.

The Good Reverend Roger

#93
July 24, 2012, 07:52:40 PM
Quote from: The Payne on July 24, 2012, 07:51:20 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 24, 2012, 07:48:46 PM
Wait.

Heat?  In ENGLAND?

Yes, apparently ever since Pixie dropped the Rain Goddess schtick, things have been getting somewhat High Desert-y around here.

I blame Mexicans, because I'm told that's the chic thing to do these days.

We are told by our leading theologians that this is merely cylical.

Which means that England heats up periodically.  Obvious rubbish.  If it heats up, it turns into goo, and then you have another Wales.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#94
July 24, 2012, 07:53:06 PM
Quote from: The Payne on July 24, 2012, 07:51:20 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 24, 2012, 07:48:46 PM
Wait.

Heat?  In ENGLAND?

Yes, apparently ever since Pixie dropped the Rain Goddess schtick, things have been getting somewhat High Desert-y around here.

I blame Mexicans, because I'm told that's the chic thing to do these days.

That, or THANKS, OBAMA!
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Payne

#95
July 24, 2012, 07:53:48 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 24, 2012, 07:53:06 PM
Quote from: The Payne on July 24, 2012, 07:51:20 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 24, 2012, 07:48:46 PM
Wait.

Heat?  In ENGLAND?

Yes, apparently ever since Pixie dropped the Rain Goddess schtick, things have been getting somewhat High Desert-y around here.

I blame Mexicans, because I'm told that's the chic thing to do these days.

That, or THANKS, OBAMA!

OBAMA IS MEXICANS.

Payne

#96
July 24, 2012, 07:54:17 PM
PAYNE IS NOT BUDDHISTS.

The Good Reverend Roger

#97
July 24, 2012, 07:55:13 PM
Quote from: The Payne on July 24, 2012, 07:54:17 PM
PAYNE IS NOT BUDDHISTS.

Let's just examine that, shall we?

Buddhists die, and then come back.

Payne dies, and then comes back.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Payne

#98
July 24, 2012, 07:56:10 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 24, 2012, 07:55:13 PM
Quote from: The Payne on July 24, 2012, 07:54:17 PM
PAYNE IS NOT BUDDHISTS.

Let's just examine that, shall we?

Buddhists die, and then come back.

Payne dies, and then comes back.

Lies.

Payne preincarnates.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#99
July 24, 2012, 07:56:52 PM
GIGGLES dies and comes back sometimes.
GIGGLES is the next Dalai Lama.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

The Good Reverend Roger

#100
July 24, 2012, 07:57:12 PM
Quote from: The Payne on July 24, 2012, 07:56:10 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 24, 2012, 07:55:13 PM
Quote from: The Payne on July 24, 2012, 07:54:17 PM
PAYNE IS NOT BUDDHISTS.

Let's just examine that, shall we?

Buddhists die, and then come back.

Payne dies, and then comes back.

Lies.

Payne preincarnates.

I can only go by my observational data.  The order in which you perish miserably and then triumphantly return doesn't seem relevant.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Payne

#101
July 24, 2012, 08:00:38 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 24, 2012, 07:57:12 PM
Quote from: The Payne on July 24, 2012, 07:56:10 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 24, 2012, 07:55:13 PM
Quote from: The Payne on July 24, 2012, 07:54:17 PM
PAYNE IS NOT BUDDHISTS.

Let's just examine that, shall we?

Buddhists die, and then come back.

Payne dies, and then comes back.

Lies.

Payne preincarnates.

I can only go by my observational data.  The order in which you perish miserably and then triumphantly return doesn't seem relevant.

The order is important for Science, I'm told.

I do better Science than Buddhists.

I also have a motorbike, and I've never seen a burning monk on a suzuki.

The Good Reverend Roger

#102
July 24, 2012, 08:02:57 PM
Quote from: The Payne on July 24, 2012, 08:00:38 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 24, 2012, 07:57:12 PM
Quote from: The Payne on July 24, 2012, 07:56:10 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 24, 2012, 07:55:13 PM
Quote from: The Payne on July 24, 2012, 07:54:17 PM
PAYNE IS NOT BUDDHISTS.

Let's just examine that, shall we?

Buddhists die, and then come back.

Payne dies, and then comes back.

Lies.

Payne preincarnates.

I can only go by my observational data.  The order in which you perish miserably and then triumphantly return doesn't seem relevant.

The order is important for Science, I'm told.

I do better Science than Buddhists.

I also have a motorbike, and I've never seen a burning monk on a suzuki.

Never been to Venice Beach, then?   :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Payne

#103
July 24, 2012, 08:05:16 PM
And now I must hand over the internets to Pixie, who fears I may marry everything I see if I am not controlled proper.  :wink:

To all a good night!

LMNO

#104
July 24, 2012, 08:06:53 PM
HAIL!

A HAIL OF PAYNE!
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