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Sermon # Whatever: I fucking hate you. Die.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, July 23, 2012, 08:00:19 PM

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Sir Bearington

Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 25, 2012, 06:05:26 PM
Neither. It makes me prone to encounter dipshits.

Good, welcome to my world too.

I am surrounded by so many dipshits that i have become a incoherant dipshit myself.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Trollbear on July 25, 2012, 06:09:17 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 25, 2012, 06:05:26 PM
Neither. It makes me prone to encounter dipshits.

Good, welcome to my world too.

I am surrounded by so many dipshits that i have become a incoherant dipshit myself.

So, you're more the "follower" type?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Sir Bearington

Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 06:10:53 PM
Quote from: Trollbear on July 25, 2012, 06:09:17 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 25, 2012, 06:05:26 PM
Neither. It makes me prone to encounter dipshits.

Good, welcome to my world too.

I am surrounded by so many dipshits that i have become a incoherant dipshit myself.

So, you're more the "follower" type?

More the grin and bear it until i get though the shitstorm type.

Ill follow, but i don't like it.

Anna Mae Bollocks

Quote from: Trollbear on July 25, 2012, 06:12:10 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 06:10:53 PM
Quote from: Trollbear on July 25, 2012, 06:09:17 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 25, 2012, 06:05:26 PM
Neither. It makes me prone to encounter dipshits.

Good, welcome to my world too.

I am surrounded by so many dipshits that i have become a incoherant dipshit myself.

So, you're more the "follower" type?

More the grin and bear it until i get though the shitstorm type.

Ill follow, but i don't like it.

Don't drop the soap, son.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

The Good Reverend Roger

Aw, my buddy wlfjstr actually left the thread.

:sadbanana:

What will I do without a condescending, passive-aggressive fuckwit to talk to?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 06:14:32 PM
Aw, my buddy wlfjstr actually left the thread.

:sadbanana:

What will I do without a condescending, passive-aggressive fuckwit to talk to?

There will be others.

MANY others.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 25, 2012, 06:15:55 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 06:14:32 PM
Aw, my buddy wlfjstr actually left the thread.

:sadbanana:

What will I do without a condescending, passive-aggressive fuckwit to talk to?

There will be others.

MANY others.

But he was special.  A special little flower.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

And of course, I am totally NOT going to grudge out over this.

No, really.

Stop laughing.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

It's not really a grudge if he has a wolf-something name. From a ouija board. 

It's THURPY.  :lulz:
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 25, 2012, 06:19:05 PM
It's not really a grudge if he has a wolf-something name. From a ouija board. 

It's THURPY.  :lulz:

I have anger issues.  I NEED that thurpy.

:sad:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 06:19:53 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 25, 2012, 06:19:05 PM
It's not really a grudge if he has a wolf-something name. From a ouija board. 

It's THURPY.  :lulz:

I have anger issues.  I NEED that thurpy.

:sad:

I thought you were dishing it out?  :lol:
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 25, 2012, 06:28:27 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 06:19:53 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 25, 2012, 06:19:05 PM
It's not really a grudge if he has a wolf-something name. From a ouija board. 

It's THURPY.  :lulz:

I have anger issues.  I NEED that thurpy.

:sad:

I thought you were dishing it out?  :lol:

No, that would imply that I wanted to help wlfjstr.  I don't.  I in fact want bad things to happen to him.  A prolapse, for example.  Or maybe gall stones.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 06:29:46 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 25, 2012, 06:28:27 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 06:19:53 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 25, 2012, 06:19:05 PM
It's not really a grudge if he has a wolf-something name. From a ouija board. 

It's THURPY.  :lulz:

I have anger issues.  I NEED that thurpy.

:sad:

I thought you were dishing it out?  :lol:

No, that would imply that I wanted to help wlfjstr.  I don't.  I in fact want bad things to happen to him.  A prolapse, for example.  Or maybe gall stones.

TWID: SEND BEDBUGS
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Phox

I leave for a couple days and this happens. WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN WHEN I'M GONE? THANKS A LOT, OBAMA! :argh!:

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Phox, Mistress of Many Names on July 25, 2012, 07:11:43 PM
I leave for a couple days and this happens. WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN WHEN I'M GONE? THANKS A LOT, OBAMA! :argh!:

I poomped on the carpet again.   :sad:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.