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Testimonial - Well it seems that most of you "discordians" are little more than dupes of the Cathedral/NWO memetic apparatus after all -- "freethinkers" in the sense that you are willing to think slightly outside the designated boxes of correct thought, but not free in the sense that you reject the existence of the boxes and seek their destruction.

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Started by Salty, July 23, 2012, 08:22:39 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Salty

Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 24, 2012, 01:21:23 AM
I don't WANT to smell BETTER. I WANT TO SMELL WORSE

WORSE THAN ANYTHING THAT HAS EVER COME BEFORE

SO BAD THAT NOTHING WILL EVER COME AGAIN, WITHOUT MY EXPRESS PERMISSION.

:crankey:

ALTY, ON THE OTHER HAND, SMELLS SWEET AS A PIECE OF HONEYCOMB AND IS TWICE AS STICKY. DON'T ASK HIM HOW HE DOES THAT. DON'T.

I WARNED YOU.

THEN YOU WILL SMELL MORE WORSE AND WITH GREATER EFFICIENCY.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Salty

I am terrified by bees, yet somehow this thread... :fap:
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Payne

Quote from: Alty on July 23, 2012, 08:22:39 PM
Payne, for example, is a much better Messiah than you could get with any other religion. His Holy(TM) last longer and at a greater frequency than the leading competitor (which I believe is Tom Cruise).

This is why Katie Holmes is also divorcing me too, even though we have never been married.