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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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My Advice For Noobs Young and Old.

Started by Salty, July 23, 2012, 08:22:39 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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July 24, 2012, 03:34:07 PM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Salty

#16
July 24, 2012, 07:48:37 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 24, 2012, 01:21:23 AM
I don't WANT to smell BETTER. I WANT TO SMELL WORSE

WORSE THAN ANYTHING THAT HAS EVER COME BEFORE

SO BAD THAT NOTHING WILL EVER COME AGAIN, WITHOUT MY EXPRESS PERMISSION.

:crankey:

ALTY, ON THE OTHER HAND, SMELLS SWEET AS A PIECE OF HONEYCOMB AND IS TWICE AS STICKY. DON'T ASK HIM HOW HE DOES THAT. DON'T.

I WARNED YOU.

THEN YOU WILL SMELL MORE WORSE AND WITH GREATER EFFICIENCY.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Salty

#17
July 24, 2012, 07:49:07 PM
I am terrified by bees, yet somehow this thread... :fap:
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Payne

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July 24, 2012, 07:53:10 PM
Quote from: Alty on July 23, 2012, 08:22:39 PM
Payne, for example, is a much better Messiah than you could get with any other religion. His Holy(TM) last longer and at a greater frequency than the leading competitor (which I believe is Tom Cruise).

This is why Katie Holmes is also divorcing me too, even though we have never been married.
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