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Re: Advances in artificially made organisms
« Reply #240 on: September 18, 2015, 07:39:44 pm »
I mean, not to even touch on the fact that you are essentially talking about forcing women to be pregnant with genetic chimera babies of unknown viability for cheap kicks, which is gross as fuck. No doubt you'd love to see compulsory breeding farms.

Fascist little shithead.
Ever heard of testubes?*

Doesn't even know test tube babies don't literally grow in test tubes.

Lectures others on genetics and biology.

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Discuss* not lecture. Also its possible to grow one in a jar, so there you have it. Problem solved. Easy, is it not?: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1320175/First-test-tube-baby-Louise-Brown-actually-grown-jar.html

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Mr Edwards, an 85-year-old Cambridge physiologist and the late Patrick Steptoe, a gynaecologic surgeon, developed IVF technology in which egg cells are fertilised outside the body and implanted in the womb.
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Re: Advances in artificially made organisms
« Reply #241 on: September 18, 2015, 07:42:16 pm »
I mean, not to even touch on the fact that you are essentially talking about forcing women to be pregnant with genetic chimera babies of unknown viability for cheap kicks, which is gross as fuck. No doubt you'd love to see compulsory breeding farms.

Fascist little shithead.
Ever heard of testubes?*

Doesn't even know test tube babies don't literally grow in test tubes.

Lectures others on genetics and biology.

 :lulz:
Discuss* not lecture. Also its possible to grow one in a jar, so there you have it. Problem solved. Easy, is it not?: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1320175/First-test-tube-baby-Louise-Brown-actually-grown-jar.html

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Mr Edwards, an 85-year-old Cambridge physiologist and the late Patrick Steptoe, a gynaecologic surgeon, developed IVF technology in which egg cells are fertilised outside the body and implanted in the womb.
Got any proof it doesnt work in large glass containers with the right temperature and conditions?

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Re: Advances in artificially made organisms
« Reply #242 on: September 18, 2015, 07:45:03 pm »
I mean, not to even touch on the fact that you are essentially talking about forcing women to be pregnant with genetic chimera babies of unknown viability for cheap kicks, which is gross as fuck. No doubt you'd love to see compulsory breeding farms.

Fascist little shithead.
Ever heard of testubes?*

Doesn't even know test tube babies don't literally grow in test tubes.

Lectures others on genetics and biology.

 :lulz:
Discuss* not lecture. Also its possible to grow one in a jar, so there you have it. Problem solved. Easy, is it not?: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1320175/First-test-tube-baby-Louise-Brown-actually-grown-jar.html

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Mr Edwards, an 85-year-old Cambridge physiologist and the late Patrick Steptoe, a gynaecologic surgeon, developed IVF technology in which egg cells are fertilised outside the body and implanted in the womb.
Got any proof it doesnt work in large glass containers with the right temperature and conditions?

Rich people haven't started doing it that way yet and that's way less squicky than asking a stranger to hold your fetus for you.
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Re: Advances in artificially made organisms
« Reply #243 on: September 18, 2015, 07:47:43 pm »
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Amazing.  At this point, ChaosAdvocate, if you asserted the sky is blue I'd be looking around for a second opinion.

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Re: Advances in artificially made organisms
« Reply #244 on: September 18, 2015, 10:34:01 pm »
And you know what? I was quite entertained/nourished by the "Ukraine crisis" when it occurred. The stir it caused to even where I live, it was quite disappointing they made a ceasefire and the other side didn't launch an attack. .

You are a sociopath and should seek treatment.

Please note that there's nothing "edgy" about being a sociopath.  It means that you are mentally and emotionally stunted.  A defective biot, and not in a revolutionary way.  You are to the species what Fiats are to sports cars.
Nope I can feel for others but I can also feel the greater good that comes at the end. France because of the French Revolution has an anti-authority culture where people spit on the authorities all the time and have barely any respect for them. They are very riot/protest and strike-happy because of the French Revolution and allow none to dictate their lives. I do not want to live in an Orwellian 1984.

I would rather Somalia than Oceania in 1984 or a corporate-fascist state if made to choose. I care about my freedoms, you do not. What we have here is already fucking horrible, read this: http://theaimn.com/the-slide-away-from-democracy/

And if you care about people you should know they technically have concentration camps for refugees, declassifying the conditions will get you sent straight to prison. Oppression does not end on its own, you need change.

Have you tried reading any of the other threads on this board? You come across like a pubescent kid who just discovered social injustice and thinks he has all the right outrage and all the right answers, but has exactly zero idea what's going on in the activism sphere and has only read one book. Ever.

In addition, none of this has FUCK ALL to do with doing genetic experiments on human beings. Did you even look to see what thread you were in? Go home, little boy, you are lost.
I was replying to someone just. As for this thread I'm talking about pulling off a real life "Dr. Frankenstein" except without "bringing back the dead" but creating many new unusual life forms. Cultivate chaos in nature through gene/DNA tampering.

Combine gill genes with humans, combine wing genes with humans, combine amphibious genes with humans maybe even fish, reptile, croc, bird or bat genes with human intelligence and humanoid appearence. See the results, scream "ITS ALIVE!" Who knows what you will get? So who will be the real life Dr. Frankenstein of gene/dna tampering?

I honestly wouldn't give a crap if we had human-intelligence level "abominations" walking around everywhere. It would just make the world a more interesting place.

What in the fuck kind of bullshit do they teach people in high school biology in Australia? I know the place is backward as fuck, but seriously?
Same crap you talk about but I follow and research my own sources. And also its proven that living things can be grown in jars or glass containers: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1320175/First-test-tube-baby-Louise-Brown-actually-grown-jar.html

I'm a biologist. There's lots of research into in vitro gestation, it's not even close to working. Your source is literally the Daily Mail. and you don't even understand what it's saying. The entire baby didn't gestate in a jar.

:lulz: You HAVE to be trolling.

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Folks in the U.S around my age 18-20s(In my generation) also unknowingly created and inhaled chlorine gas for example on 4chan when some guy disguised it as as crystal blowing recipe.

Is this supposed to be some kind of endorsement?
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Re: Advances in artificially made organisms
« Reply #245 on: September 18, 2015, 10:35:55 pm »
Chlorine, it's just like a baby!

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Re: Advances in artificially made organisms
« Reply #246 on: September 18, 2015, 10:36:54 pm »
I can't wait for your explanation of the cartoon-version of genetic engineering that you think is real life, in which you can simply "splice" a complex attribute like flight from one species into another one.
Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.


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Re: Advances in artificially made organisms
« Reply #247 on: September 18, 2015, 10:49:18 pm »
I mean, not to even touch on the fact that you are essentially talking about forcing women to be pregnant with genetic chimera babies of unknown viability for cheap kicks, which is gross as fuck. No doubt you'd love to see compulsory breeding farms.

Fascist little shithead.
Ever heard of testubes?*

Doesn't even know test tube babies don't literally grow in test tubes.

Lectures others on genetics and biology.

 :lulz:
Discuss* not lecture. Also its possible to grow one in a jar, so there you have it. Problem solved. Easy, is it not?: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1320175/First-test-tube-baby-Louise-Brown-actually-grown-jar.html

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Mr Edwards, an 85-year-old Cambridge physiologist and the late Patrick Steptoe, a gynaecologic surgeon, developed IVF technology in which egg cells are fertilised outside the body and implanted in the womb.
Got any proof it doesnt work in large glass containers with the right temperature and conditions?

You know, even if we totally mastered ectogenesis and were able to fully gestate human infants to term, you're still advocating for performing genetic experiments on humans who have no choice in the matter. Are you familiar with the Third Reich at all?
Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.


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Re: Advances in artificially made organisms
« Reply #248 on: September 18, 2015, 11:15:38 pm »
I mean, not to even touch on the fact that you are essentially talking about forcing women to be pregnant with genetic chimera babies of unknown viability for cheap kicks, which is gross as fuck. No doubt you'd love to see compulsory breeding farms.

Fascist little shithead.
Ever heard of testubes?*

The embryo still has to be brought to term inside a human, you idiot.  :lulz:
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Re: Advances in artificially made organisms
« Reply #249 on: September 18, 2015, 11:16:37 pm »
Got any proof it doesnt work in large glass containers with the right temperature and conditions?

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« Reply #250 on: September 18, 2015, 11:19:08 pm »
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
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 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
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Re: Advances in artificially made organisms
« Reply #251 on: September 19, 2015, 03:04:17 am »
And you know what? I was quite entertained/nourished by the "Ukraine crisis" when it occurred. The stir it caused to even where I live, it was quite disappointing they made a ceasefire and the other side didn't launch an attack. .

You are a sociopath and should seek treatment.

Please note that there's nothing "edgy" about being a sociopath.  It means that you are mentally and emotionally stunted.  A defective biot, and not in a revolutionary way.  You are to the species what Fiats are to sports cars.

This. Lacking empathy doesn't mean you're a superior person or a better thinker, it means that you are missing one of the major evolutionary strategies that has permitted our species to thrive. Empathy is an important component of decision-making and people who lack it tend to not only treat others poorly, but to fare poorly themselves. They are more likely to end up impoverished, imprisoned, and in poor health. While they often manage to reproduce, in many cases repeatedly, their offspring have high mortality rates and are often also afflicted with the same condition.

It's one of those accidental mutations like cystic fibrosis that isn't lethal enough to just die out, so it just sort of lingers around making people gross and miserable.

http://www.wsj.com/articles/what-corporate-climbers-can-teach-us-1404862389
http://www.inc.com/minda-zetlin/what-leaders-can-learn-from-narcissists-manipulators-and-psychopaths.html
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/scott-barry-kaufman/bad-boys-dark-triad-dating_b_922878.html
http://organisationalproductivity.com/2015/02/16/the-dark-triad-what-can-we-learn-from-criminals-and-ceos/
http://www.smu.edu.sg/perspectives/2014/07/30/dark-triad-work

In closing, let me add that Appeals to consequences and to emotion are invalid and most unbecoming
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Re: Advances in artificially made organisms
« Reply #252 on: September 19, 2015, 03:42:02 am »
ITT, Prelate Diogenes Shithead teaches Nigel about abnormal psych, using shitty links.
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Re: Advances in artificially made organisms
« Reply #253 on: September 19, 2015, 02:16:35 pm »
I mean, not to even touch on the fact that you are essentially talking about forcing women to be pregnant with genetic chimera babies of unknown viability for cheap kicks, which is gross as fuck. No doubt you'd love to see compulsory breeding farms.

Fascist little shithead.
Ever heard of testubes?*

The embryo still has to be brought to term inside a human, you idiot.  :lulz:
It does not if you have a large container that simulates the conditions of a human host. I don't know why the scientific community are too retarded to think of this idea or alternate ways.

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« Reply #254 on: September 19, 2015, 02:26:15 pm »