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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, July 25, 2012, 05:34:53 AM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

July 25, 2012, 05:34:53 AM
THIS IS THE THREAD FOR ASKING TROLLBEAR STUFF.

IT'S UP TO HIM WHETHER HE ANSWERS, BUT THIS IS WHERE TO ASK.

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1
July 25, 2012, 05:35:32 AM
TROLLBEAR, DO I WANT WINE OR ICE CREAM? I HAVE 24 MINUTES TO DECIDE.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Salty

#2
July 25, 2012, 05:40:52 AM
TROLLBEAR, WHAT IS BEST IN LIFE?

FOLLOW UP: ANAL?
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#3
July 25, 2012, 05:42:23 AM
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO

OH GOD

TROLLBEAR, HELP ME! ONLY 17 MINUTES LEFT
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Murmur

#4
July 25, 2012, 08:26:45 AM
TROLLBEAR, HEROIN, CRACK OR BATH SALTS?

Tolerable Terror for Toddlers Legionaire, Nixon Division™

"Onlookers will be horrified and amazed by the sheer volume of fluid."--TGRR

"SaraLee, I say unto you!  If ye have a cake and halve it, and then halve it yet again, you would have four quarters and yet still not have a dollar.  Eat of that cake, for it is cake which is NOT cake, which ye may have half a mind to have at a reasonable price, yet in indecision achieve satori with said stale Moon Pie.  That's what you get when YOU FUCK WITH US." - DOUR

Anna Mae Bollocks

#5
July 25, 2012, 08:37:11 AM
TROLLBEAR, WHY DO SOME ELDERLY GUYS PULL THEIR PANTS UP TO THEIR TITS, BUT NOT OTHERS?
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Sir Bearington

#6
July 25, 2012, 09:43:17 AM Last Edit: July 25, 2012, 09:49:20 AM by Trollbear
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 25, 2012, 05:35:32 AM
TROLLBEAR, DO I WANT WINE OR ICE CREAM? I HAVE 24 MINUTES TO DECIDE.

Make alcoholic ice cream by pouring wine onto ice cream and let it set.

Quote from: Alty on July 25, 2012, 05:40:52 AM
TROLLBEAR, WHAT IS BEST IN LIFE?

FOLLOW UP: ANAL?

What is best in life depends on what you like, even if you like anal in your own way it can be the best thing in your life you sad, sad lonely person.

Quote from: Murmur on July 25, 2012, 08:26:45 AM
TROLLBEAR, HEROIN, CRACK OR BATH SALTS?

Take all three at once and let the zombie drug junkie apocalpse begin!

Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 25, 2012, 08:37:11 AM
TROLLBEAR, WHY DO SOME ELDERLY GUYS PULL THEIR PANTS UP TO THEIR TITS, BUT NOT OTHERS?

Well it could be any number of things such as mis-identity with mistaking a old man with a old woman behind all the wrinkles or the fact that the male penis grows weaker with old age, meaning that it may entirely retreat into the body allowing them more room to pull up thier pants.

LMNO

#7
July 25, 2012, 01:15:04 PM
Quote from: Murmur on July 25, 2012, 08:26:45 AM
TROLLBEAR, HEROIN, CRACK OR BATH SALTS?

What I love about this post is that you could argue that Trollbear is one of the options listed, and not the subject.

What I hate about this post is the lack of the Oxford Comma.



TROLLBEAR, WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON THE OXFORD COMMA?

Sir Bearington

#8
July 25, 2012, 01:20:31 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on July 25, 2012, 01:15:04 PM
Quote from: Murmur on July 25, 2012, 08:26:45 AM
TROLLBEAR, HEROIN, CRACK OR BATH SALTS?

What I love about this post is that you could argue that Trollbear is one of the options listed, and not the subject.

What I hate about this post is the lack of the Oxford Comma.

There is such a thing as a oxford comma'?



TROLLBEAR, WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON THE OXFORD COMMA?

LMNO

#9
July 25, 2012, 01:22:32 PM
Quote from: Trollbear on July 25, 2012, 01:20:31 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on July 25, 2012, 01:15:04 PM
Quote from: Murmur on July 25, 2012, 08:26:45 AM
TROLLBEAR, HEROIN, CRACK OR BATH SALTS?

What I love about this post is that you could argue that Trollbear is one of the options listed, and not the subject.

What I hate about this post is the lack of the Oxford Comma.

There is such a thing as a oxford comma'?



TROLLBEAR, WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON THE OXFORD COMMA?

TROLLBEAR, WHY DO YOU HATE BBS CODE?

Sir Bearington

#10
July 25, 2012, 01:23:47 PM
My post completely disspeared for no reason other than usuage of the oxford comma

Obviously this is a sign that i will likely never get into oxford university.

Placid Dingo

#11
July 25, 2012, 01:32:14 PM
Trollbear, what is the most effective way to teach my students Japanese?
Haven't paid rent since 2014 with ONE WEIRD TRICK.

Sir Bearington

#12
July 25, 2012, 01:34:30 PM Last Edit: July 25, 2012, 01:36:08 PM by Trollbear
Quote from: Placid Dingo on July 25, 2012, 01:32:14 PM

Trollbear, what is the most effective way to teach my students Japanese?

Make them watch obscene amounts of japanese henatai, particualrly tetacle based ones so they get a grasp of the words and how they are pronounced. And its something they will willingly do in thier own time too so dont forget to set that henatai homework.

If you are serious about it, i kid, just get them to watch some japanse shows so they get a grasp of the language, kids shows even. Similar concept but this one is more do-able.

EK WAFFLR

#13
July 25, 2012, 02:28:13 PM
TROLLBEAR WHY DO YOU HATE FAIRYTALE PRINCESSES TRAPPED IN VIKING MANBEAR BODIES?
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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Sir Bearington

#14
July 25, 2012, 02:40:02 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 25, 2012, 02:28:13 PM
TROLLBEAR WHY DO YOU HATE FAIRYTALE PRINCESSES TRAPPED IN VIKING MANBEAR BODIES?

Im jealous.   :cry:
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