SexyFish's Worldwide Romance Advice Hotline

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

HEY SEXYFISH:

In a wire mesh cage with a twelve gauge. Radio - we're coming fast
Ooh, I need to feel some hardened steel, deliver the big money deal

Of the armoured guard here's what I heard
I'll tell you that he will no matter what you feel
The hardest part of the armoured guard
Big man of steel behind the steering wheel

Twenty five tons of hardened steel deliver the big money deal

BIEBER CAN'T DO DAT

i'm sure he could if he tried! :]

BAIL. NOW.
BEFORE YOUR LIFE BECOMES A SERIES OF HORRIBLE DISAPPOINTMENTS.

BAIL WHAT

Another hopeless case. 

[Freeky]

Look, child, I'm not going to call an immature, twerpy, 16 year old girl "sexy" anything, particularly when you seem to be moderately uneducated. I find you to be a typical vapid and shallow twunt, which makes me disinclined even more.

So answer my question. WHAT DO?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

It's Tucson, Sexyfish.  It's the cops all standing around, looking all sick inside.  It's the paramedic smoking a cigarette, because there's nothing he can do.  It's the detective crying into his whiskey.  It's another dead hooker, stabbed and thrown into a dumpster at the ripe old age of 19. 

Because Jesus doesn't save the guys in Tucson.

And then it could be Portland, you know?  It could the bridges singing their siren song, so fuck it, just drive over the side, just fucking do it, that will show the bastards and the pimps and the snarling dog men and the lawyers pounding on your door with writs.  Oh, yes.  Just drive off the side, and Jesus will be waiting at the bottom with some bourbon, ready to tell you that it was just a joke, just a joke and he didn't mean it.

But it might also be Providence, and the factory sign says "Not hiring", and a generation sits in Murphy's bar, singing old tunes at the karaoke machine, trying desperately to forget that tomorrow is coming, it's HERE, the future has arrived, and you are Not Saved.

So, yeah.  That might be what she's trying to say.

[Sir Bearington]

Look, child, I'm not going to call an immature, twerpy, 16 year old girl "sexy" anything, particularly when you seem to be moderately uneducated. I find you to be a typical vapid and shallow twunt, which makes me disinclined even more.

So answer my question. WHAT DO?

I wish she didn't follow me here, anybody would think she arrived here by smuggling herself in my suitcase just so we wouldn't be separated.

It just serves as a embarrassment, terrible of me to say but its true.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Look, child, I'm not going to call an immature, twerpy, 16 year old girl "sexy" anything, particularly when you seem to be moderately uneducated. I find you to be a typical vapid and shallow twunt, which makes me disinclined even more.

So answer my question. WHAT DO?

I wish she didn't follow me here, anybody would think she arrived here by smuggling herself in my suitcase just so we wouldn't be separated.

It just serves as a embarrassment, terrible of me to say but its true.

Way to throw her under the bus, dude.

[Freeky]

It's Tucson, Sexyfish.  It's the cops all standing around, looking all sick inside.  It's the paramedic smoking a cigarette, because there's nothing he can do.  It's the detective crying into his whiskey.  It's another dead hooker, stabbed and thrown into a dumpster at the ripe old age of 19. 

Because Jesus doesn't save the guys in Tucson.

And then it could be Portland, you know?  It could the bridges singing their siren song, so fuck it, just drive over the side, just fucking do it, that will show the bastards and the pimps and the snarling dog men and the lawyers pounding on your door with writs.  Oh, yes.  Just drive off the side, and Jesus will be waiting at the bottom with some bourbon, ready to tell you that it was just a joke, just a joke and he didn't mean it.

But it might also be Providence, and the factory sign says "Not hiring", and a generation sits in Murphy's bar, singing old tunes at the karaoke machine, trying desperately to forget that tomorrow is coming, it's HERE, the future has arrived, and you are Not Saved.

So, yeah.  That might be what she's trying to say.

Yeah, I think that's what I'm trying to say.

[Sir Bearington]

Look, child, I'm not going to call an immature, twerpy, 16 year old girl "sexy" anything, particularly when you seem to be moderately uneducated. I find you to be a typical vapid and shallow twunt, which makes me disinclined even more.

So answer my question. WHAT DO?

I wish she didn't follow me here, anybody would think she arrived here by smuggling herself in my suitcase just so we wouldn't be separated.

It just serves as a embarrassment, terrible of me to say but its true.

Way to throw her under the bus, dude.

I have the bus timetable sheet to boot.

But the thing you must understand is that it is excruciatingly painful to act in a hearless way towards a "lady" due to my gentlemanly ways but when you are constantly bombarded with that kind of unwanted attention it grates on you and eventually i became desensitized to being mean to her.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

It's Tucson, Sexyfish.  It's the cops all standing around, looking all sick inside.  It's the paramedic smoking a cigarette, because there's nothing he can do.  It's the detective crying into his whiskey.  It's another dead hooker, stabbed and thrown into a dumpster at the ripe old age of 19. 

Because Jesus doesn't save the guys in Tucson.

And then it could be Portland, you know?  It could the bridges singing their siren song, so fuck it, just drive over the side, just fucking do it, that will show the bastards and the pimps and the snarling dog men and the lawyers pounding on your door with writs.  Oh, yes.  Just drive off the side, and Jesus will be waiting at the bottom with some bourbon, ready to tell you that it was just a joke, just a joke and he didn't mean it.

But it might also be Providence, and the factory sign says "Not hiring", and a generation sits in Murphy's bar, singing old tunes at the karaoke machine, trying desperately to forget that tomorrow is coming, it's HERE, the future has arrived, and you are Not Saved.

So, yeah.  That might be what she's trying to say.

Yeah, I think that's what I'm trying to say.

But you can't TELL kids that, Freeky.  They have to learn it the hard way, a little concrete scraping, maybe, or some scars, or that guy with the sports car.  So, you know, save your breath...Because there's no air here, and she wouldn't listen anyway, because she CAN'T listen, because she's a teenager in the 21st century and she already knows everything and that everything happens to someone else.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Look, child, I'm not going to call an immature, twerpy, 16 year old girl "sexy" anything, particularly when you seem to be moderately uneducated. I find you to be a typical vapid and shallow twunt, which makes me disinclined even more.

So answer my question. WHAT DO?

I wish she didn't follow me here, anybody would think she arrived here by smuggling herself in my suitcase just so we wouldn't be separated.

It just serves as a embarrassment, terrible of me to say but its true.

Way to throw her under the bus, dude.

I have the bus timetable sheet to boot.

Okay, that one was good.

[SexyFish]

HEY SEXYFISH:

In a wire mesh cage with a twelve gauge. Radio - we're coming fast
Ooh, I need to feel some hardened steel, deliver the big money deal

Of the armoured guard here's what I heard
I'll tell you that he will no matter what you feel
The hardest part of the armoured guard
Big man of steel behind the steering wheel

Twenty five tons of hardened steel deliver the big money deal

BIEBER CAN'T DO DAT

i'm sure he could if he tried! :]

BAIL. NOW.
BEFORE YOUR LIFE BECOMES A SERIES OF HORRIBLE DISAPPOINTMENTS.

BAIL WHAT

Another hopeless case. 

sigh lol

Look, child, I'm not going to call an immature, twerpy, 16 year old girl "sexy" anything, particularly when you seem to be moderately uneducated. I find you to be a typical vapid and shallow twunt, which makes me disinclined even more.

So answer my question. WHAT DO?

LOL wow you're a sweetheart
anyways i don't think i'm sexy, it's a username that i have at FG that someone
picked for me so i just use it for other forums k

Look, child, I'm not going to call an immature, twerpy, 16 year old girl "sexy" anything, particularly when you seem to be moderately uneducated. I find you to be a typical vapid and shallow twunt, which makes me disinclined even more.

So answer my question. WHAT DO?

I wish she didn't follow me here, anybody would think she arrived here by smuggling herself in my suitcase just so we wouldn't be separated.

It just serves as a embarrassment, terrible of me to say but its true.

LOL i didn't follow you
cris brought up this website so i was like hm might as well join then like a few
hours later you made your leaving thread and that's when i checked back and
saw that i was approved holllaaa

but if you want to believe i did, then ok yes i did follow you here qt xoxo

[Freeky]

It's Tucson, Sexyfish.  It's the cops all standing around, looking all sick inside.  It's the paramedic smoking a cigarette, because there's nothing he can do.  It's the detective crying into his whiskey.  It's another dead hooker, stabbed and thrown into a dumpster at the ripe old age of 19. 

Because Jesus doesn't save the guys in Tucson.

And then it could be Portland, you know?  It could the bridges singing their siren song, so fuck it, just drive over the side, just fucking do it, that will show the bastards and the pimps and the snarling dog men and the lawyers pounding on your door with writs.  Oh, yes.  Just drive off the side, and Jesus will be waiting at the bottom with some bourbon, ready to tell you that it was just a joke, just a joke and he didn't mean it.

But it might also be Providence, and the factory sign says "Not hiring", and a generation sits in Murphy's bar, singing old tunes at the karaoke machine, trying desperately to forget that tomorrow is coming, it's HERE, the future has arrived, and you are Not Saved.

So, yeah.  That might be what she's trying to say.

Yeah, I think that's what I'm trying to say.

But you can't TELL kids that, Freeky.  They have to learn it the hard way, a little concrete scraping, maybe, or some scars, or that guy with the sports car.  So, you know, save your breath...Because there's no air here, and she wouldn't listen anyway, because she CAN'T listen, because she's a teenager in the 21st century and she already knows everything and that everything happens to someone else.

Good thing we're all dead here. Suffocation is a horrible, terrifying way to go. 

Too bad we can't always convince ourselves we don't need to breathe, though.

[Suu]

Lunch time. I was about to ask what I missed, but I assume nothing. Going to find food, and back to work.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Lunch time. I was about to ask what I missed, but I assume nothing. Going to find food, and back to work.

Um, I thought I did a pretty good job of explaining things.   

[Suu]

Oh, not you, Roger.

I just saw 16 new posts and my brain broke at the thought.  I'll go back and see if anything Sexyfish has merit, or at least for the lulz.

[Luna]

Oh, not you, Roger.

I just saw 16 new posts and my brain broke at the thought.  I'll go back and see if anything Sexyfish has merit, or at least for the lulz.

Not particularly.  I'm still awaiting a glimmer of intelligence.

Or manners.

Goddamn kids.