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Don't let your eyes deceive you

Started by cris, July 25, 2012, 09:25:05 PM

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cris

July 25, 2012, 09:25:05 PM
It has come to our attention that the magenta beast has gotten loose from its cage in fizzygrizzly and started leaving giant piles of steaming shit on your yard.

We are truly sorry for this inconvenience, but we wont clean up its mess. Its your problem now.
We have literally tried getting rid of it for years.

Just a heads up, it has the tendencies to act like a 16 year old girl, but we found out its really 57 years old and its name is Steve.
Its also very racist towards hispanics.

Sir Bearington

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July 25, 2012, 10:04:26 PM
Quote from: cris on July 25, 2012, 09:25:05 PM
It has come to our attention that the magenta beast has gotten loose from its cage in fizzygrizzly and started leaving giant piles of steaming shit on your yard.

We are truly sorry for this inconvenience, but we wont clean up its mess. Its your problem now.
We have literally tried getting rid of it for years.

Just a heads up, it has the tendencies to act like a 16 year old girl, but we found out its really 57 years old and its name is Steve.
Its also very racist towards hispanics.

Chris, people here actually seem to "like" sexyfish though i wouldn't mind if you took her back.

Pretty please?

Placid Dingo

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July 26, 2012, 10:50:55 AM
I don't see the problem
Haven't paid rent since 2014 with ONE WEIRD TRICK.

Sir Bearington

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July 26, 2012, 10:51:32 AM
Quote from: Placid Dingo on July 26, 2012, 10:50:55 AM
I don't see the problem

I can barely see your post.

Placid Dingo

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July 26, 2012, 11:30:27 AM
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 26, 2012, 10:51:32 AM
Quote from: Placid Dingo on July 26, 2012, 10:50:55 AM
I don't see the problem

I can barely see your post.

Well that was a low blow.
Haven't paid rent since 2014 with ONE WEIRD TRICK.

Sir Bearington

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July 26, 2012, 11:46:15 AM Last Edit: July 26, 2012, 12:02:28 PM by Sir Bearington
Quote from: Placid Dingo on July 26, 2012, 11:30:27 AM
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 26, 2012, 10:51:32 AM
Quote from: Placid Dingo on July 26, 2012, 10:50:55 AM
I don't see the problem

I can barely see your post.

Well that was a low blow.

Whatcha want me to do about it?

Become a prostitute?
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