A thought about you fucking weirdos.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

When presented with the choice between the blue pill and the red pill, you crazy assholes grabbed them BOTH and ate them.

It's the only thing that explains your behavior.  You People make NO SENSE.

[Salty]

Yeah well, I've been keeping an eye on them freaks and I'll tell ya:

There AIN'T no "in-between". There AIN'T no both of 'em together. There's either the one, or the other. Heaven or Hell. Belief or Disbelief. Left or right. Right or some kinda communist named Wong.

Ever' time I hear some damned socialist talk about takin' both the pills instead of just making a choice, like God intended you to, well, it just makes me sick.

A parent gives you choices to see what you'll do with 'em, not so you can eat up every damned option. Like some demon bisexual.
       /

[hooplala]

When presented with the choice between the blue pill and the red pill, you crazy assholes grabbed them BOTH and ate them.

It's the only thing that explains your behavior.  You People make NO SENSE.

NO SENSE MAKES SENSE!
                  /               \

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Yeah well, I've been keeping an eye on them freaks and I'll tell ya:

There AIN'T no "in-between". There AIN'T no both of 'em together. There's either the one, or the other. Heaven or Hell. Belief or Disbelief. Left or right. Right or some kinda communist named Wong.

Ever' time I hear some damned socialist talk about takin' both the pills instead of just making a choice, like God intended you to, well, it just makes me sick.

A parent gives you choices to see what you'll do with 'em, not so you can eat up every damned option. Like some demon bisexual.
       /

If God wanted us to have more than two options, he'd have given us a third arm, if you know what I mean.

And I think you do.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

When presented with the choice between the blue pill and the red pill, you crazy assholes grabbed them BOTH and ate them.

It's the only thing that explains your behavior.  You People make NO SENSE.

NO SENSE MAKES SENSE!
                  /               \

My nannywall is protecting me from the pic you posted, which leads me to believe that either A) my IT department is being silly, or B) That your pic is unadulterated filth of the nature I've come to expect from Canadians.  The fact that Obama allows one of our protectorates to act in this fashion is just further proof that he hates freedom.

[hooplala]

When presented with the choice between the blue pill and the red pill, you crazy assholes grabbed them BOTH and ate them.

It's the only thing that explains your behavior.  You People make NO SENSE.

NO SENSE MAKES SENSE!
                  /               \

My nannywall is protecting me from the pic you posted, which leads me to believe that either A) my IT department is being silly, or B) That your pic is unadulterated filth of the nature I've come to expect from Canadians.  The fact that Obama allows one of our protectorates to act in this fashion is just further proof that he hates freedom.

If I said that my official job was to infiltrate amerikan forums and disrupt it would sound like I was bragging, wouldn't it?  Now that wouldn't be very Canadian.

So no, I don't do that.

[Roly Poly Oly-Garch]

Just trying to make up for the lack of a Yellow #5 pill. MY PHARMACEUTICAL CHOICES ARE UNREASONABLY LIMITED! THERE *IS* A SPOON!!!

[The Good Reverend Roger]

When presented with the choice between the blue pill and the red pill, you crazy assholes grabbed them BOTH and ate them.

It's the only thing that explains your behavior.  You People make NO SENSE.

NO SENSE MAKES SENSE!
                  /               \

My nannywall is protecting me from the pic you posted, which leads me to believe that either A) my IT department is being silly, or B) That your pic is unadulterated filth of the nature I've come to expect from Canadians.  The fact that Obama allows one of our protectorates to act in this fashion is just further proof that he hates freedom.

If I said that my official job was to infiltrate amerikan forums and disrupt it would sound like I was bragging, wouldn't it?  Now that wouldn't be very Canadian.

So no, I don't do that.

Canadians ALWAYS brag.  But they're sneaky about it.

"Look how filthy it is on your side of the bridge" = "Look how spotless our country is, because we're too poor to have garbage."

"Your beer sucks" = "We make great beer.  And we drink all of it.  Every night of the week.  Then we make more Canadians."

"Tim Horton's" --->  Nuff said.

"We gave you Celine Dion, and if you don't SHUT UP, we'll do worse."  =  Look at how effective we are at international terrorism.

"American politics is so simple-minded." = "We have so many parties, we have NO IDEA who the prime minister is."

And then you have to make FANCY NAMES for all of your politicians.  "Premier" vs "Governor".  "Solicitor General" vs "Attorney General".  "Prime Minister" vs "President".  "Joey Smallwood" vs "Emperor Norton".

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Just trying to make up for the lack of a Yellow #5 pill. MY PHARMACEUTICAL CHOICES ARE UNREASONABLY LIMITED! THERE *IS* A SPOON!!!

It also occurs to me that my Nexium anti-spewing acid all over everything pill is purple, which means I am taking both pills every morning.

Which explains why I can never remember what happened the night before, but I know I'll be doing the same damn thing the next night.

[hooplala]

When presented with the choice between the blue pill and the red pill, you crazy assholes grabbed them BOTH and ate them.

It's the only thing that explains your behavior.  You People make NO SENSE.

NO SENSE MAKES SENSE!
                  /               \

My nannywall is protecting me from the pic you posted, which leads me to believe that either A) my IT department is being silly, or B) That your pic is unadulterated filth of the nature I've come to expect from Canadians.  The fact that Obama allows one of our protectorates to act in this fashion is just further proof that he hates freedom.

If I said that my official job was to infiltrate amerikan forums and disrupt it would sound like I was bragging, wouldn't it?  Now that wouldn't be very Canadian.

So no, I don't do that.

Canadians ALWAYS brag.  But they're sneaky about it.

"Look how filthy it is on your side of the bridge" = "Look how spotless our country is, because we're too poor to have garbage."

"Your beer sucks" = "We make great beer.  And we drink all of it.  Every night of the week.  Then we make more Canadians."

"Tim Horton's" --->  Nuff said.

"We gave you Celine Dion, and if you don't SHUT UP, we'll do worse."  =  Look at how effective we are at international terrorism.

"American politics is so simple-minded." = "We have so many parties, we have NO IDEA who the prime minister is."

And then you have to make FANCY NAMES for all of your politicians.  "Premier" vs "Governor".  "Solicitor General" vs "Attorney General".  "Prime Minister" vs "President".  "Joey Smallwood" vs "Emperor Norton".

Shit, they're onto us... to the hydrofoil!!

[The Good Reverend Roger]

When presented with the choice between the blue pill and the red pill, you crazy assholes grabbed them BOTH and ate them.

It's the only thing that explains your behavior.  You People make NO SENSE.

NO SENSE MAKES SENSE!
                  /               \

My nannywall is protecting me from the pic you posted, which leads me to believe that either A) my IT department is being silly, or B) That your pic is unadulterated filth of the nature I've come to expect from Canadians.  The fact that Obama allows one of our protectorates to act in this fashion is just further proof that he hates freedom.

If I said that my official job was to infiltrate amerikan forums and disrupt it would sound like I was bragging, wouldn't it?  Now that wouldn't be very Canadian.

So no, I don't do that.

Canadians ALWAYS brag.  But they're sneaky about it.

"Look how filthy it is on your side of the bridge" = "Look how spotless our country is, because we're too poor to have garbage."

"Your beer sucks" = "We make great beer.  And we drink all of it.  Every night of the week.  Then we make more Canadians."

"Tim Horton's" --->  Nuff said.

"We gave you Celine Dion, and if you don't SHUT UP, we'll do worse."  =  Look at how effective we are at international terrorism.

"American politics is so simple-minded." = "We have so many parties, we have NO IDEA who the prime minister is."

And then you have to make FANCY NAMES for all of your politicians.  "Premier" vs "Governor".  "Solicitor General" vs "Attorney General".  "Prime Minister" vs "President".  "Joey Smallwood" vs "Emperor Norton".

Shit, they're onto us... to the hydrofoil!!

SEE?  THEY EVEN BRAG ABOUT BOATS!

[East Coast Hustle]

I don't swallow the red OR the blue pill.

I crush both those bastards right the fuck up and snort them with a pile of dexedrine.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I don't swallow the red OR the blue pill.

I crush both those bastards right the fuck up and snort them with a pile of dexedrine.

This is the correct pile of shattered nerves and expanded colons.

[EK WAFFLR]

.... I thought they were suppositories.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

.... I thought they were suppositories.

This explains a whole lot of things about you, Waffles.  Your beard & hair, for example.  You always look like you have been either surprised by something, or perhaps berserking on the neighbors in Russia.