Oh Noez! What about Teh Menz? -Patriarchy isn't a dude's friend EITHER!

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Joh'Nyx on August 21, 2012, 09:15:21 PM
TEST, HERE I COME, FOR THE LULZ!

ETA: 160 questions FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

DO IT FOR SCIENCE!
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Juana

#991
I like how bipolarism is somehow a determinant in which gender it categorizes you. :lulz:

QuoteYour Raw Score is: 1120, which indicates that overall you are Very Feminine

Your appearance is Quite Female

Your brain processes are mostly that of a Androgynous person.

You appear to socialize in a androgynous manner.

You believe you have major conflicts about your gender identity.

You indicated your were born Female.

ANALYSIS:
Female to Male Crossdresser
NOTES:

    You are in a statistical minority as a bisexual crossdresser. Most crossdressers are heterosexual. Your motivation for crossdressing may be driven by the binary nature of your sexuality, as a way to more fully explore the Male gender role.
What.
I'm presuming the "very feminine" thing comes from the fact that I look about as physically female as it possible to be.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Sita

Seeing everyone elses results I gave in and took the test (damn that took a long time!)
Quote355, which indicates that overall you are Androgynous

Your appearance is Androgynous

Your brain processes are mostly that of a Male person.

You appear to socialize in a androgynous manner.

You believe you have mild conflicts about your gender identity.

You indicated your were born Female.

ANALYSIS:
Female to Male Transsexual in doubt about your ability to successfully transition.
:ninja:
Laugh, even if you are screaming inside. Smile, because the world doesn't care if you feel like crying.

P3nT4gR4m

Just out of interest has there ever been a multiple choice personality test that wasn't complete bullshit? Can't help thinking there might have been but I'm fucked if I can think of any

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

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Juana

"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Salty

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 21, 2012, 10:59:22 PM
Just out of interest has there ever been a multiple choice personality test that wasn't complete bullshit? Can't help thinking there might have been but I'm fucked if I can think of any

Yeah, even those Meyers-Briggs tests are pretty much shit as far as I can see. And they're supposed to be something like scientific.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Faust

hrmmmm.....

Quote
S.A.G.E. Test Results

Your Raw Score is: 0, which indicates that overall you are Androgynous

Your appearance is Androgynous

Your brain processes are mostly that of a Androgynous person.

You appear to socialize in a androgynous manner.

You believe you have mild conflicts about your gender identity.

You indicated your were born Male.

ANALYSIS:
Male to Female Crossdresser

The only answer I ticked was Male and left everything else blank. I didn't think I was a cross dresser but I guess I better do as the test says. I hope bra's aren't expensive.
Sleepless nights at the chateau

Juana

"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Placid Dingo

Quote from: Alty on August 21, 2012, 11:04:46 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 21, 2012, 10:59:22 PM
Just out of interest has there ever been a multiple choice personality test that wasn't complete bullshit? Can't help thinking there might have been but I'm fucked if I can think of any

Yeah, even those Meyers-Briggs tests are pretty much shit as far as I can see. And they're supposed to be something like scientific.

They can be good. Helped me a lot. But also, there's a few things that go on. One is to do it proberly, you need to understand the eight letters and be able to disagree with the written test where appropriate. Also every person is in some way atypical of their personality type.
Haven't paid rent since 2014 with ONE WEIRD TRICK.

Salty

Quote from: Placid Dingo on August 21, 2012, 11:15:19 PM
Quote from: Alty on August 21, 2012, 11:04:46 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 21, 2012, 10:59:22 PM
Just out of interest has there ever been a multiple choice personality test that wasn't complete bullshit? Can't help thinking there might have been but I'm fucked if I can think of any

Yeah, even those Meyers-Briggs tests are pretty much shit as far as I can see. And they're supposed to be something like scientific.

They can be good. Helped me a lot. But also, there's a few things that go on. One is to do it proberly, you need to understand the eight letters and be able to disagree with the written test where appropriate. Also every person is in some way atypical of their personality type.

I can see how they can assist with introspection, perhaps assist with seeing parts of your personality that are unclear to you. I can not see how to apply that IRL. Much like Astrology.

I used to be INFP, took that test shortly after I started posting here. I took it again a few months back and turned out differently. I can't remember what all changed, but I know the I turned into an E. What this tells me is that external change can contribute to your personality in a positive way. But them why not focus on the sources of external change?
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Placid Dingo on August 21, 2012, 11:15:19 PM
Quote from: Alty on August 21, 2012, 11:04:46 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 21, 2012, 10:59:22 PM
Just out of interest has there ever been a multiple choice personality test that wasn't complete bullshit? Can't help thinking there might have been but I'm fucked if I can think of any

Yeah, even those Meyers-Briggs tests are pretty much shit as far as I can see. And they're supposed to be something like scientific.

They can be good. Helped me a lot. But also, there's a few things that go on. One is to do it proberly, you need to understand the eight letters and be able to disagree with the written test where appropriate. Also every person is in some way atypical of their personality type.

Seems to me that it's just another filing system for people.

I'm a SPAG.
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"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Placid Dingo

Quote from: Alty on August 21, 2012, 11:18:57 PM
Quote from: Placid Dingo on August 21, 2012, 11:15:19 PM
Quote from: Alty on August 21, 2012, 11:04:46 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 21, 2012, 10:59:22 PM
Just out of interest has there ever been a multiple choice personality test that wasn't complete bullshit? Can't help thinking there might have been but I'm fucked if I can think of any

Yeah, even those Meyers-Briggs tests are pretty much shit as far as I can see. And they're supposed to be something like scientific.

They can be good. Helped me a lot. But also, there's a few things that go on. One is to do it proberly, you need to understand the eight letters and be able to disagree with the written test where appropriate. Also every person is in some way atypical of their personality type.

I can see how they can assist with introspection, perhaps assist with seeing parts of your personality that are unclear to you. I can not see how to apply that IRL. Much like Astrology.

I used to be INFP, took that test shortly after I started posting here. I took it again a few months back and turned out differently. I can't remember what all changed, but I know the I turned into an E. What this tells me is that external change can contribute to your personality in a positive way. But them why not focus on the sources of external change?

So, two practical aspects for me _

I stress less about a sense of feeling inadequate. My personality type lends itself to that sense of not being good enough. Learning that helped a lot.

I make lists. NTJs make lists. NTPs dont. Thats why NTJs get shit done and NTPs often don't.

As a result I test now as J (judging, making decisions) not P (Perceiving wait and see style). Thats what can confuse results as I understand it; to find your type you have to find what you are inclined towards. That often means making judgement calls on the results. People always change, but I think you will rarely see major changes against someones intuitive inclinations. I'm organised and planning now, but I'm still comfortable with no plans in a way that a J type rarely is.

Edit: to be clear, your type should represent your inclination but the questions are about behaviour. If your behaviour and inclination dont totally match (which is typical enough, an introvert pushing themselves to socialise might test as extracted, a thinker making effort to get in touch with their emotional intuition might test as feeling) then your results might not reflect your true intuition.
Haven't paid rent since 2014 with ONE WEIRD TRICK.

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I'm pretty sure that test Stella linked to is a troll aimed squarely at people's fear of crossdressers and transsexuals.
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Juana

Or written by the kind of guy who fears Alty's massagery. Not for any reasons you ought to be afraid of Alty massagery (I hope he at least got a good deal on my kidney) because letting a man touch you is ghey. Or will give you teh ghey. I'm never entirely certain.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Signora Pæsior

Right, here goes. FTR, I am a very femme-presenting cis-woman. Also what the fuck were these questions.

QuoteYour Raw Score is: 415, which indicates that overall you are Androgynous

Your appearance is Feminine

Your brain processes are mostly that of a Androgynous person.

You appear to socialize in a feminine manner.

You believe you have mild conflicts about your gender identity.

You indicated your were born Female.

ANALYSIS:
Female to Male Crossdresser
NOTES:
  • Your Answers indicate your psychological state has likely prevailed since you were quite young.
  • You are in a statistical minority as a bisexual crossdresser. Most crossdressers are heterosexual. Your motivation for crossdressing may be driven by the binary nature of your sexuality, as a way to more fully explore the Male gender role.
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