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Started by Salty, August 07, 2012, 09:25:11 PM

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August 07, 2012, 09:25:11 PM Last Edit: August 07, 2012, 09:28:34 PM by Just Alty, Actually.
If you think I'm stupid, if you think I'm wrong, if you believe I am misguided or under some kind of misapprehension about something or other

FUCKING TELL ME.

And not just me. Tell everyone. Treat everyone who isn't a complete cock like a friends who's got a giant fucking booger on the end of their nose. You gonna let your friend go out like that to try make meat noises with other people? Ok, well maybe you're one of those kind of friends, and you think it's funny. That's different, because it's funny.

Point being, when you whimper and whine you make yourself look totally pathetic.

I like it when people tell me I'm stupid, provided I'm being stupid, because I don't want to be stupid.

And if you want to reserve silent hate toward me, that's cool to. But please don't expect anything but open, direct hostility from me if you can only take lazy, safe swipes. Or anyone around me, really. It doesn't really matter if it's directed AT me or not, passive-aggressive bullshit make my shit turn into liquid hot iron. In fact, I sometimes feel like I'm not aggressive enough about that kind of thing. Maybe I need more practice.

I see people put up with that shit in their lives all the time and feel BAD for doing something wrong to the other person. I've seen people build their whole lives around appeasing passive-aggressives and it makes me want to puke. I've lived like that and it makes me want to puke.

Never again.

OR KILL ME.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

The Good Reverend Roger

#1
August 07, 2012, 09:26:51 PM
:jihaad:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Phox

#2
August 07, 2012, 10:36:25 PM
Brother Alty speaks many truths.

The Good Reverend Roger

#3
August 07, 2012, 10:37:23 PM
Quote from: Phox, The Abdicator on August 07, 2012, 10:36:25 PM
Brother Alty speaks many truths.

For which he will be duly punished.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Phox

#4
August 07, 2012, 10:40:05 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 07, 2012, 10:37:23 PM
Quote from: Phox, The Abdicator on August 07, 2012, 10:36:25 PM
Brother Alty speaks many truths.

For which he will be duly punished.
That is the way of things. It's the old way, but it is still a good way. As good as any new way, and better, even.

Salty

#5
August 08, 2012, 02:46:31 AM
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

The Good Reverend Roger

#6
August 08, 2012, 02:48:07 AM
Quote from: Alty on August 08, 2012, 02:46:31 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 07, 2012, 10:37:23 PM
Quote from: Phox, The Abdicator on August 07, 2012, 10:36:25 PM
Brother Alty speaks many truths.

For which he will be duly punished.

:regret:

So you say NOW, Alty.  But those fucking neighbors of yours, they'll be around sooner or later.  Probably sooner.

And then you'll wish you had some RICHTER SAUCETM.  It makes a GREAT BBQ, and also is useful for blinding & burning Alaskan savages.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#7
August 08, 2012, 02:53:54 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 08, 2012, 02:48:07 AM
Quote from: Alty on August 08, 2012, 02:46:31 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 07, 2012, 10:37:23 PM
Quote from: Phox, The Abdicator on August 07, 2012, 10:36:25 PM
Brother Alty speaks many truths.

For which he will be duly punished.

:regret:

So you say NOW, Alty.  But those fucking neighbors of yours, they'll be around sooner or later.  Probably sooner.

And then you'll wish you had some RICHTER SAUCETM.  It makes a GREAT BBQ, and also is useful for blinding & burning Alaskan savages.

Can you send some in the mail without risking a federal case?  :lulz:
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

The Good Reverend Roger

#8
August 08, 2012, 02:54:39 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 08, 2012, 02:53:54 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 08, 2012, 02:48:07 AM
Quote from: Alty on August 08, 2012, 02:46:31 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 07, 2012, 10:37:23 PM
Quote from: Phox, The Abdicator on August 07, 2012, 10:36:25 PM
Brother Alty speaks many truths.

For which he will be duly punished.

:regret:

So you say NOW, Alty.  But those fucking neighbors of yours, they'll be around sooner or later.  Probably sooner.

And then you'll wish you had some RICHTER SAUCETM.  It makes a GREAT BBQ, and also is useful for blinding & burning Alaskan savages.

Can you send some in the mail without risking a federal case?  :lulz:

No.  But isn't that a small price to pay?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#9
August 08, 2012, 03:03:31 AM
AMEN, ALTY.

I hate it when people object to things, but are vague, and won't clarify when asked.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#10
August 08, 2012, 03:05:45 AM
PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE BULLSHIT WILL NOT BE TOLERATED. BY ME.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#11
August 08, 2012, 03:07:12 AM
Quote from: Dear Departed Uncle Nigel on August 08, 2012, 03:05:45 AM
PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE BULLSHIT WILL NOT BE TOLERATED. BY ME.

MAYBE.

DOUR,
Got no brain, got no sense, gonna stick my dick in the electric fence.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#12
August 08, 2012, 06:34:45 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 08, 2012, 03:07:12 AM
Quote from: Dear Departed Uncle Nigel on August 08, 2012, 03:05:45 AM
PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE BULLSHIT WILL NOT BE TOLERATED. BY ME.

MAYBE.

DOUR,
Got no brain, got no sense, gonna stick my dick in the electric fence.

:argh!: I WENT LOOKING AND COULDN'T FIND IT.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#13
August 08, 2012, 01:44:46 PM
Quote from: Dear Departed Uncle Nigel on August 08, 2012, 06:34:45 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 08, 2012, 03:07:12 AM
Quote from: Dear Departed Uncle Nigel on August 08, 2012, 03:05:45 AM
PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE BULLSHIT WILL NOT BE TOLERATED. BY ME.

MAYBE.

DOUR,
Got no brain, got no sense, gonna stick my dick in the electric fence.

:argh!: I WENT LOOKING AND COULDN'T FIND IT.

CAUSE IT BURNED OFF.   :cry:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#14
August 08, 2012, 04:19:12 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 08, 2012, 01:44:46 PM
Quote from: Dear Departed Uncle Nigel on August 08, 2012, 06:34:45 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 08, 2012, 03:07:12 AM
Quote from: Dear Departed Uncle Nigel on August 08, 2012, 03:05:45 AM
PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE BULLSHIT WILL NOT BE TOLERATED. BY ME.

MAYBE.

DOUR,
Got no brain, got no sense, gonna stick my dick in the electric fence.

:argh!: I WENT LOOKING AND COULDN'T FIND IT.

CAUSE IT BURNED OFF.   :cry:

:crankey:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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