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Dearest Roger- this means WAR

Started by Sir Squid Diddimus, August 09, 2012, 12:46:57 AM

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Sir Squid Diddimus

#15
August 10, 2012, 03:31:22 AM
Even the finest of Florida rednecks such as this fucking broad-

wouldn't be caught dead with a Keystone.

It's Miller time in the dick state, bitches.

Even as I type this and read through this shit my cat can sense the anger welling up in my gut and has now pissed the floor in fright.
Good job, Roger.

The Good Reverend Roger

#16
August 10, 2012, 02:00:12 PM
IT WASN'T MY FAULT!

And they had a guy wearing a mullet on the billboard.

IT WASN'T MY FAULT!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Freeky

#17
August 10, 2012, 02:08:27 PM
I think we're doomed.

The Good Reverend Roger

#18
August 10, 2012, 02:09:09 PM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on August 10, 2012, 02:08:27 PM
I think we're doomed.

pleasepleaseplease let us be doomed
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Freeky

#19
August 10, 2012, 02:12:57 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 10, 2012, 02:09:09 PM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on August 10, 2012, 02:08:27 PM
I think we're doomed.

pleasepleaseplease let us be doomed

Depends on what the doom is.

Are you going to killeveryone, squiddy? Can I request a painless death? I don't even like drinking. Period.

The Good Reverend Roger

#20
August 10, 2012, 02:15:26 PM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on August 10, 2012, 02:12:57 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 10, 2012, 02:09:09 PM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on August 10, 2012, 02:08:27 PM
I think we're doomed.

pleasepleaseplease let us be doomed

Depends on what the doom is.

Are you going to killeveryone, squiddy? Can I request a painless death? I don't even like drinking. Period.

There's nothing to actually worry about.  Floridians have to breathe.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Freeky

#21
August 10, 2012, 02:17:56 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 10, 2012, 02:15:26 PM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on August 10, 2012, 02:12:57 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 10, 2012, 02:09:09 PM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on August 10, 2012, 02:08:27 PM
I think we're doomed.
pleasepleaseplease let us be doomed
Depends on what the doom is.

Are you going to killeveryone, squiddy? Can I request a painless death? I don't even like drinking. Period.
There's nothing to actually worry about.  Floridians have to breathe.

Oh yeah, I almost forgot there's no air up here.

Hmm. It is still squiddy though...

The Good Reverend Roger

#22
August 10, 2012, 02:18:53 PM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on August 10, 2012, 02:17:56 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 10, 2012, 02:15:26 PM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on August 10, 2012, 02:12:57 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 10, 2012, 02:09:09 PM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on August 10, 2012, 02:08:27 PM
I think we're doomed.
pleasepleaseplease let us be doomed
Depends on what the doom is.

Are you going to killeveryone, squiddy? Can I request a painless death? I don't even like drinking. Period.
There's nothing to actually worry about.  Floridians have to breathe.

Oh yeah, I almost forgot there's no air up here.

Hmm. It is still squiddy though...


She's too skinny to have the extra lung mutation that many Floridians have.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Freeky

#23
August 10, 2012, 02:30:22 PM
Yes, but she is LT. SQUIDDAY, and killed everyone who outranked her, and now she awaits orders to lead cthulu's arimes into our universe.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#24
August 15, 2012, 02:50:22 AM
I will show no mercy.

I've learned to master the power of water bottle cat piss bag piping.



You do NOT want to know what that is.

Freeky

#25
August 16, 2012, 07:12:43 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on August 15, 2012, 02:50:22 AM
I will show no mercy.

I've learned to master the power of water bottle cat piss bag piping.



You do NOT want to know what that is.

I think we can mostly guess.  :horrormirth:

Anna Mae Bollocks

#26
August 19, 2012, 05:04:03 AM
THE HAND THAT HOLDS THE CAT PISS IS THE HAND THAT RULES THE WORLD
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division
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