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One small fact about TGRR you never knew.

Started by Salty, August 10, 2012, 11:16:25 PM

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Salty

August 10, 2012, 11:16:25 PM
I don't want to say HOW I know, it's enough that I do:

Totally. Hairless.

I know what you're thinking. You've seen him with facial hair. You're also no doubt aware that merkins are incredibly versatile.


The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Freeky

#1
August 10, 2012, 11:17:42 PM
Quote from: Alty on August 10, 2012, 11:16:25 PM
I don't want to say HOW I know, it's enough that I do:

Totally. Hairless.

I know what you're thinking. You've seen him with facial hair. You're also no doubt aware that merkins are incredibly versatile.

:lulz:

The Good Reverend Roger

#2
August 10, 2012, 11:18:08 PM
Quote from: Alty on August 10, 2012, 11:16:25 PM
I don't want to say HOW I know, it's enough that I do:

Totally. Hairless.

I know what you're thinking. You've seen him with facial hair. You're also no doubt aware that merkins are incredibly versatile.

This is actual fact.  The real reason I look hairy is that in 1978, I stole some hippie's filthy shag carpet, and glued it to my back and ass.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#3
August 10, 2012, 11:24:20 PM
FFS, I KNEW HE WAS ACTUALLY LEX LUTHOR!!!!
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

The Good Reverend Roger

#4
August 10, 2012, 11:26:49 PM
Quote from: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on August 10, 2012, 11:24:20 PM
FFS, I KNEW HE WAS ACTUALLY LEX LUTHOR!!!!

Kingpin at the moment.

It's too hot to get any real exercise.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#5
August 10, 2012, 11:27:20 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 10, 2012, 11:26:49 PM
Quote from: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on August 10, 2012, 11:24:20 PM
FFS, I KNEW HE WAS ACTUALLY LEX LUTHOR!!!!

Kingpin at the moment.

It's too hot to get any real exercise.

:lulz:
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

The Good Reverend Roger

#6
August 10, 2012, 11:29:04 PM
Quote from: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on August 10, 2012, 11:27:20 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 10, 2012, 11:26:49 PM
Quote from: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on August 10, 2012, 11:24:20 PM
FFS, I KNEW HE WAS ACTUALLY LEX LUTHOR!!!!

Kingpin at the moment.

It's too hot to get any real exercise.

:lulz:

I'm not turning into Fat Bastard, but I could stand to lose a pound or twenty.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#7
August 11, 2012, 01:47:18 AM
FACT: Roger is 100% vegan.

This is possible due to the fact that all other life forms are so different from his own that he can legitimately consider them plants.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Anna Mae Bollocks

#8
August 11, 2012, 01:51:36 AM
FACT: Roger wears patchouli.

Because the people of Tuscon DESERVE IT.
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#9
August 11, 2012, 02:07:49 AM
What matters is that Roger is hairy on the inside.
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

Don Coyote

#10
August 11, 2012, 02:35:52 AM
Fact: There is no inside of Roger, or outside, only allsides. This is further evidence that the universe is playing with loaded dice, as he is both hairy and hairless. A sort of non-anthropomorphized Schrodinger's Cat.
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