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Things LMNO will be doing on his Big Gay Cowboy vacation.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, August 10, 2012, 11:42:01 PM

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Anna Mae Bollocks

Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on August 14, 2012, 01:26:45 AM
Quote from: Dear Departed Uncle Nigel on August 13, 2012, 11:41:45 PM
47. Genetically engineering a new species of "turbo dormouse" that automatically deploys hardcore gay pornography when the environment reaches a certain level of Pagan saturation, even though there's no computer involved.
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

WHEN WILL THIS BE AVAILABLE FOR DOWNLOAD?????  :lulz:
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The Good Reverend Roger

23.  Carrying his luggage past the airport sniffing dogs with 30 pounds of raw sausage in one of his bags.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Dark Monk

I thought this is all there is,
but now I know you are so much more.
I want to upgrade from my simple eight bits,
but will you still love me when I'm sixty-four?
~MIAB~

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Net on August 15, 2012, 12:51:45 AM
Bearbacking.

I assume this is a euphemism for "riding on the backs of Grizzly bears".
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


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Quote from: Dear Departed Uncle Nigel on August 15, 2012, 02:43:16 AM
Quote from: Net on August 15, 2012, 12:51:45 AM
Bearbacking.

I assume this is a euphemism for "riding on the backs of Grizzly bears".

That's what I was thinking, except these activities would be carried out in the nude.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Net on August 15, 2012, 03:04:44 AM
Quote from: Dear Departed Uncle Nigel on August 15, 2012, 02:43:16 AM
Quote from: Net on August 15, 2012, 12:51:45 AM
Bearbacking.

I assume this is a euphemism for "riding on the backs of Grizzly bears".

That's what I was thinking, except these activities would be carried out in the nude.

Naturally!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."