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My buddy just told me he has a terminal disease

Started by AFK, August 14, 2012, 09:43:03 PM

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AFK

August 14, 2012, 09:43:03 PM
I told him taking the job at the airport was a bad idea.
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Murmur

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August 14, 2012, 11:46:18 PM
 :horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth:
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Aucoq

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August 14, 2012, 11:56:46 PM
 :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#3
August 14, 2012, 11:57:45 PM
That's just plane silly.
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

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AFK

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August 15, 2012, 12:14:29 AM
Quote from: Murmur on August 14, 2012, 11:46:18 PM
:horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth:


There's more where that came from missy!
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

#5
August 15, 2012, 12:16:15 AM
Quote from: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on August 14, 2012, 11:57:45 PM
That's just plane silly.


No, what's silly is that he ended up working at gate F8
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Nephew Twiddleton

#6
August 16, 2012, 02:35:37 AM
You know, you're the spag who cried pun.

One of these days something serious will happen to you and I'll be like, eh, it's just another fucking pun thread.

Not that your survival counts on an easily distracted and often drunk guy two states over, or at least I hope it doesn't.
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Placid Dingo

#7
August 16, 2012, 06:48:44 AM
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 16, 2012, 02:35:37 AM
You know, you're the spag who cried pun.

One of these days something serious will happen to you and I'll be like, eh, it's just another fucking pun thread.

Not that your survival counts on an easily distracted and often drunk guy two states over, or at least I hope it doesn't.

I'm still waiting for the day one of us dies for real and we hit ten pages of smart arsery before anyone realises.
Haven't paid rent since 2014 with ONE WEIRD TRICK.

Nephew Twiddleton

#8
August 17, 2012, 07:26:25 AM
Quote from: Placid Dingo on August 16, 2012, 06:48:44 AM
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 16, 2012, 02:35:37 AM
You know, you're the spag who cried pun.

One of these days something serious will happen to you and I'll be like, eh, it's just another fucking pun thread.

Not that your survival counts on an easily distracted and often drunk guy two states over, or at least I hope it doesn't.

I'm still waiting for the day one of us dies for real and we hit ten pages of smart arsery before anyone realises.

If Villager logs on and says I'm dead, take it seriously.

She's under instructions to do so in the event of my premature demise.

If LMNO says so, don't take it seriously, unless it was mentioned that I was going to a Frost Heaves show that night.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Nephew Twiddleton

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August 17, 2012, 07:29:35 AM
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 17, 2012, 07:26:25 AM
Quote from: Placid Dingo on August 16, 2012, 06:48:44 AM
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 16, 2012, 02:35:37 AM
You know, you're the spag who cried pun.

One of these days something serious will happen to you and I'll be like, eh, it's just another fucking pun thread.

Not that your survival counts on an easily distracted and often drunk guy two states over, or at least I hope it doesn't.

I'm still waiting for the day one of us dies for real and we hit ten pages of smart arsery before anyone realises.

If Villager logs on and says I'm dead, take it seriously.

She's under instructions to do so in the event of my premature demise.

If LMNO says so, don't take it seriously, unless it was mentioned that I was going to a Frost Heaves show that night.

And, yes, I care about you spags enough to have accurate information on my existing situation.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Nephew Twiddleton

#10
August 17, 2012, 07:46:03 AM
And by existing situation I mean, the status of whether I still exist or not.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Nephew Twiddleton

#11
August 17, 2012, 07:48:34 AM
Eh, you can trust LMNO on that too. He wouldn't be an asshat about that sort of thing.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

LMNO

#12
August 20, 2012, 04:32:52 PM
Twid is dead.

LMNO

#14
August 20, 2012, 07:49:02 PM
:asshat:



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