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EDITED AS I AM NOW 30 YEARS OLD

Started by Suu, August 15, 2012, 02:49:14 PM

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hooplala

#15
August 15, 2012, 10:28:04 PM
I've enjoyed my thirties much more than I did my twenties... which sounds like the kinda jive older people say to make you feel better, but its true... the 20s suck.  Drink it up, Suu!  The power of BOOZE compels you!
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tyrannosaurus vex

#16
August 16, 2012, 02:19:17 AM
I was born in 1981 but still haven't made it to 30. Right now I'm twenty-ten, and I intend to continue this cheating until someone stops me.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

The Good Reverend Roger

#17
August 16, 2012, 02:21:02 AM
Quote from: v3x on August 16, 2012, 02:19:17 AM
I was born in 1981 but still haven't made it to 30. Right now I'm twenty-ten, and I intend to continue this cheating until someone stops me.

I hear that buying a red Miata and getting a 19 year old blond GF will keep that shit rolling as long as a comb-over will.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

tyrannosaurus vex

#18
August 16, 2012, 02:26:48 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 16, 2012, 02:21:02 AM
Quote from: v3x on August 16, 2012, 02:19:17 AM
I was born in 1981 but still haven't made it to 30. Right now I'm twenty-ten, and I intend to continue this cheating until someone stops me.

I hear that buying a red Miata and getting a 19 year old blond GF will keep that shit rolling as long as a comb-over will.

But I hate sports cars and I'm not attracted to teenage girls :(
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

The Good Reverend Roger

#19
August 16, 2012, 02:27:39 AM
Quote from: v3x on August 16, 2012, 02:26:48 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 16, 2012, 02:21:02 AM
Quote from: v3x on August 16, 2012, 02:19:17 AM
I was born in 1981 but still haven't made it to 30. Right now I'm twenty-ten, and I intend to continue this cheating until someone stops me.

I hear that buying a red Miata and getting a 19 year old blond GF will keep that shit rolling as long as a comb-over will.

But I hate sports cars and I'm not attracted to teenage girls :(

Then you're gonna get old and die.

:sad:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

tyrannosaurus vex

#20
August 16, 2012, 02:29:54 AM
no way. by the time i'm old, they'll have a way to download a person's consciousness into a computer and live forever.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

The Good Reverend Roger

#21
August 16, 2012, 02:37:39 AM
Quote from: v3x on August 16, 2012, 02:29:54 AM
no way. by the time i'm old, they'll have a way to download a person's consciousness into a computer and live forever.

USING WINDOWSTM TECHNOLOGY!

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#22
August 16, 2012, 03:02:24 AM
I'm gonna live forever with some shit popping up in my head asking if I want to install a new update all the fucking time? Kill me. NOW.
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Telarus

#23
August 16, 2012, 05:33:02 AM
Huzzah! Happy Birthday Suu.


(I agree with Hoops on the above, and it's only been a year and a half so far.)
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#24
August 16, 2012, 08:48:21 AM
My 20's were all mental illness, horrible and traumatic marriage, homelessness, squats, friends sofas, death threats, people standing outside my door with shotguns, waiting to prove the threats weren't hollow, moar mental illness.

My 30's were all getting on my feet, getting a steady job, getting a place to live, getting laid more than your average porn star, learning that life could actually be fun instead of this horrible thing I never fucking asked for

My 40's (so far) have been a continuation of my 30's with the added bonus of having an honest to god ambition and goal to work toward - just like those people on teevee who seem to know what they want to do with their life.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
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Suu

#25
August 16, 2012, 01:46:55 PM
I woke up with a horrific stiff neck. Yes, really.

It's a good thing you guys told me to get a walker and Depends, I've already told my roommate to get off my lawn twice, especially when I walked out all decrepit like and scared her.

Fortunately, there are PILLS.
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#26
August 16, 2012, 02:42:01 PM
Thirty was a bit shaky for me but the past week has been pretty good. 519 more weeks of awesome!
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#27
August 16, 2012, 02:43:26 PM
Happy three oh suu!

My first four months of thirty have been more awesome than my twenties put together, almost.
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trippinprincezz13

#28
August 16, 2012, 02:59:10 PM
The only reason I sometimes worry about 30 is because everyone around me is trying to make me think I should be worried about 30 and if all the cool kids are jumping off the bridge, I might as well do it too right? But then I realize that's silly and I'm happy doing what I'm doing until I decide something different. And life goes on
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Suu

#29
August 16, 2012, 03:34:06 PM
I think it's bothering my family more than me. Shit, maybe people can take me seriously now.

...Right?

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

Oh, Navyguy got me tickets to go see The Who in February. Well, half of them, anyway, but still.
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