Injured crow

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

The thing that looks like it's happening... it's not actually happening is it?

I know, who would have thunk it?  Another butthurt user, coming back and pretending to be a noob, telling us we're all Doin It Rong.  Such a thing is unheard of in these parts.

Interesting to note how his attitude changed, the minute Twid called him out.

He attacked me because I'm the new guy.

Well that's how we roll around here. I mean, shit, what do you want us to do? Start attacking the old guys? That would be weird.

Trial by fire. He can hang, or he can't.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

You guys SUCK!  You;re just like the assholes I went to school with!!

[tyrannosaurus vex]

[THIS POST EDITED TO REMOVE LULZNEGATIVE BUZZKILL REFERENCE]

[Cain]

You guys SUCK!  You;re just like the assholes I went to school with!!

Failing out of Computer Science III was really hard on Poptard.

[Eater of Clowns]

Intelligence of a six year old?

Nah, but a crow might be equal to about six Discordians.

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

Alex, the African Grey knew colors, shapes, materials and the language to communicate them. One popular test for bird intelligence is to hang a nut from a string and see how long it takes the bird to get the nut. Various birds with varying levels of intelligence use different methods. One day, when running Alex through his various exercises, the instructor did this test.

She said "Alex, get the nut."
Alex replied "No, you get nut."
She said "Alex, get the nut."
He replied "No, you get nut."
She continued and finally Alex got agitated and said
"N-U-T Nut, You Get Nut."

They would also ask Alex before interviews if he was ready to talk with someone. One day Alex said "No" and he refused to perform any of the various things he'd learned. After that, it became a habit. If he said "No" then there would be no interview.

So, yeah I think he would have fit right in here at PD 

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Alex, the African Grey knew colors, shapes, materials and the language to communicate them. One popular test for bird intelligence is to hang a nut from a string and see how long it takes the bird to get the nut. Various birds with varying levels of intelligence use different methods. One day, when running Alex through his various exercises, the instructor did this test.

She said "Alex, get the nut."
Alex replied "No, you get nut."
She said "Alex, get the nut."
He replied "No, you get nut."
She continued and finally Alex got agitated and said
"N-U-T Nut, You Get Nut."

They would also ask Alex before interviews if he was ready to talk with someone. One day Alex said "No" and he refused to perform any of the various things he'd learned. After that, it became a habit. If he said "No" then there would be no interview.

So, yeah I think he would have fit right in here at PD 

Wow. If I had a bird like that, I could have actual conversations, with a being with a functional brain, who was not one of my kids, without having to use the phone or laptop. In SEGUIN.

[Cain]

If I had a parrot, I'd teach it to say "help!  I was turned into a bird by an evil wizard".

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Im not going to roll through this bullshit right now. Im out for a smoke during my keyboardists side projecys set. I had something to add but... Uh... At a club. A little inevriated.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Oh going back yes i suck. I am the worst that humanity has to offer. Also im totally not a discordian and im just posing. Just saying.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Oh going back yes i suck. I am the worst that humanity has to offer. Also im totally not a discordian and im just posing. Just saying.

That's all the Irish you got, Twid? WTF you drinkin?

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Pbr im shamed to admit. Im also now outside my place smoking. Waiting to go in and take a piss but if cain says poptard i believe it.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Oh going back yes i suck. I am the worst that humanity has to offer. Also im totally not a discordian and im just posing. Just saying.

That's all the Irish you got, Twid? WTF you drinkin?

Sometimes you're a drunk bastard and don't want to make assuimptioms. But now that I am home and can see avatars, i say unequivocable, fuck this butthurt assbag. He's obvuiously a repeat offender. Fuck him. Or her. Or it.

Honestly I got suspicious when I thought that the wanker had a hard on for me when I asked a legitimate question. I'm usually a nice guy, am I wrong? I can be a douche at times but I am usually not.

But I like pointing out patterns and such.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Are you a REALLY REAL Discrdian?

Twid: Apatosaurus (Brontosaurus) had a brain about the size of a computer mouse.

Cool. We have cats. We also have humans and such/ 

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Im going to be a nice guy. Look dude. You said i dont seem very discordian. What does that mean? I asked you to address the point and you came back with an ad hominem saying that i dont seem like a discordian. What did i do to disqualify myself as a discordian?

Well, I have seen a claim, but no proof.  There's something about THINK FOR YOURSELF, SCHMUCK in the book, isn't there?  You are blindly accepting a claim by this Bebek fellow.  That doesn't seem like thinking for yourself.

Therefore you are not a Discordian.  QED.

Trust me, I think for myself schmuck.

Like I said, if you knew shit or weren't a butthurt returnee, you would know that. Sorry I pissed you off in the past. Except, you know, I'm probably not really sorry. Resurrect your butthurt and I'll tell you if I was out of line.