Injured crow

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Ive never read one bit of discordian literature.

Then you really can't be a Discordian, can you?  Yes, the book says "everyone is a pope", but that doesn't mean that "everyone is a Discordian".

I see you have a totally good grasp on sarcasm.

ETA: You're excommunicated.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I have it on good authority that there has only ever been ONE actual Discordian, and he burned all his notes right before the Feds carted him off to prison. So we'll never know what Discordianism really is. All we have to go on is an old book that's been copied and modified so many times it might as well be the Bible, and this forum, which as far as I can tell is about as Discordian as Country-Western is "music."

So far I haven't seen much Discordianism.  I have seen a bunch of cliquish insiders who shit on anyone new, because they're too cool for anyone who doesn't eat, drink, and breathe their personal opinions.  You guys suck.

Then go elsewhere. Think for yourself, schmuck.

You don't want our circle jerk.

[Aucoq]

 

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Oy vey.

Wait.

You're Catholic?

We all are. You came to the wrong place.

Oh, btw guys, You're now all Irish Catholics, per my decree as Pope.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I DON'T EVEN KNOW what this thread is about anymore :'(

And they said this forum isn't "Discordian."

This thread WAS about how awesome Faust is until assface showed up.

And you know what, let's bring it back.

Faust. You're an awesome dude for caring about this crow. If I didn't already like you, I would now.

When I make it to Ireland next, hopefully under better circumstances, your first drink is on me.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Cant see avatars on my phone. Im going to assume noob otherwise youd know that.

Oh, because I'm new, my opinion isn't valid?  This board is supposed to be about DISCORDIANS.  And you don't seem very Discordian.

And it was mentioned that parrots have the intelligence of 6 year old children and it is suspected crows are more intelligent than that or do you not want to address that point?

What point?  I saw this Bebek guy SAY that, but I have seen no proof.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Cant see avatars on my phone. Im going to assume noob otherwise youd know that.

Oh, because I'm new, my opinion isn't valid?  This board is supposed to be about DISCORDIANS.  And you don't seem very Discordian.

And it was mentioned that parrots have the intelligence of 6 year old children and it is suspected crows are more intelligent than that or do you not want to address that point?

What point?  I saw this Bebek guy SAY that, but I have seen no proof.

I've never seen anything like this before, Nigel, have you?

[Faust]

Dog food, fruit, pasta, bread, cheese, boiled eggs and cooked meats.

http://www.corvitude.com/corvidranchcare.html

Try to avoid salt, I've heard it's bad for birds.

Crows are smart as FUCK. I hope you keep him. 

ETA: OFUK, this one says cat food, not dog food. Ask the vet. http://www.corvidaid.org/care-guide/feeding/

This, I bet the fucker's smart enough to realize someone will feed him if he just goes door to door long enough.

This is entirely possible, we had a cat that would get fed at four different houses twice a day, she ended up obese.

You've become a friend of the crows, though.

They remember faces, and can communicate good or ill will toward someone to each other.

Fact. You're kind of like an honorary crow now.
And if they feel like fucking with somebody's shit, it'll be the guy down the road who took shots at them. 

Awesome, I'm going to get some bird seed and see if I can get them to come back to visit.

[Freeky]

Faust, I'm glad your crow guy is better.


This thread is

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Cant see avatars on my phone. Im going to assume noob otherwise youd know that.

Oh, because I'm new, my opinion isn't valid?  This board is supposed to be about DISCORDIANS.  And you don't seem very Discordian.

And it was mentioned that parrots have the intelligence of 6 year old children and it is suspected crows are more intelligent than that or do you not want to address that point?

What point?  I saw this Bebek guy SAY that, but I have seen no proof.

I've never seen anything like this before, Nigel, have you?

I sure haven't.

Roger,
Has never seen this before.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Cant see avatars on my phone. Im going to assume noob otherwise youd know that.

Oh, because I'm new, my opinion isn't valid?  This board is supposed to be about DISCORDIANS.  And you don't seem very Discordian.

And it was mentioned that parrots have the intelligence of 6 year old children and it is suspected crows are more intelligent than that or do you not want to address that point?

What point?  I saw this Bebek guy SAY that, but I have seen no proof.

I've never seen anything like this before, Nigel, have you?

I never did see a SINGLE thing like it. 

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Usually id be really embarrassed by this sort of thing but its too damn funny.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Usually id be really embarrassed by this sort of thing but its too damn funny.

When I first met these people I used to wonder which of the dumb pagans at Mystic Wicks were troll accounts and which ones were really dumb pagans.

I still wonder sometimes. 

[tyrannosaurus vex]

And here I thought making a troll account was too much work. I guess all I have to do is change name.