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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by Faust, August 16, 2012, 08:25:38 PM

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Cain

Twid didn't realise Prototype Jesus was Roger. Roger played up to that fact by acting like the most annoying type of noob.

We all played along, and things spiralled out of control.

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Eater of Clowns

I think my favorite part is that Diddlertown didn't even come across as angry, just mildly perturbed and almost scolding.  :lulz:
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EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

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EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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hooplala

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Anna Mae Bollocks

Quote from: Hoopla on August 20, 2012, 03:33:52 AM
I ALWAYS MISS ALL THE FUN!
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Jesus FUCK, Hoopla, what the fuck IS that?  :lulz:
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Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Eater of Clowns on August 19, 2012, 05:52:25 PM
I think my favorite part is that Diddlertown didn't even come across as angry, just mildly perturbed and almost scolding.  :lulz:

:lulz:
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Cain

Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 20, 2012, 03:41:43 AM
Jesus FUCK, Hoopla, what the fuck IS that?  :lulz:

That is Hoopla's totem animal, a subconscious representation of his own self-identity.

Anna Mae Bollocks

Quote from: Cain on August 20, 2012, 10:26:10 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 20, 2012, 03:41:43 AM
Jesus FUCK, Hoopla, what the fuck IS that?  :lulz:

That is Hoopla's totem animal, a subconscious representation of his own self-identity.

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
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AFK

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Cain

Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 20, 2012, 11:09:04 AM
Quote from: Cain on August 20, 2012, 10:26:10 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 20, 2012, 03:41:43 AM
Jesus FUCK, Hoopla, what the fuck IS that?  :lulz:

That is Hoopla's totem animal, a subconscious representation of his own self-identity.

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

Let him sing you the song of his people.

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Cain on August 20, 2012, 12:07:22 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 20, 2012, 11:09:04 AM
Quote from: Cain on August 20, 2012, 10:26:10 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 20, 2012, 03:41:43 AM
Jesus FUCK, Hoopla, what the fuck IS that?  :lulz:

That is Hoopla's totem animal, a subconscious representation of his own self-identity.

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

Let him sing you the song of his people.

I forgot how ridiculous that was.
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

P3nT4gR4m

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Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 20, 2012, 01:34:21 PM
Have you ever looked into the eyes of a dayglo green giraffe-like fursuit?

:lulz:
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Placid Dingo

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