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Why you are all on my shit list, 2012

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, August 22, 2012, 03:53:57 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

August 22, 2012, 03:53:57 AM
Alty:  Brawls too much.

Richter:  Sharpens too much.

Leln:  Not saying.  DO I LOOK STUPID?

Nigel:  She's too many.

Garbo:  Smarter than me.

ECH:  Meaner than me.

Payne:  Dead.

Pixie:  Killed Payne.

Vex:  Phoenix.

Net:  Better with shoop than me.

EOC:  Posts too much.

Kai:  Because FUCK YOU, THAT's WHY.

Freaky:  Can cook.  I burned the kitchen down making grilled cheese.  HOW DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN?

TGG:  Is young.

LMNO:  Can sing.  I can't carry a tune in a bucket.  For real.  I can't hear the tone of my own voice.

Cain:  Also smarter than me.  Also younger than me.

Signor & Signora Paesior:  Upside down.  Just to show off.

Dingo:  Also upside down.

I'll get to the rest of you fuckers later.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Juana

#1
August 22, 2012, 04:13:06 AM
:lulz:
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

The Good Reverend Roger

#2
August 22, 2012, 04:14:54 AM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on August 22, 2012, 04:13:06 AM
:lulz:

Fact:  I burned the fucking kitchen down not once but TWICE making grilled cheese.  Ask Freaky. 

They should make better instructions.  It's not my fault.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Juana

#3
August 22, 2012, 04:18:20 AM
USE THE TOASTER!

Or the oven. Legit, man.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Richter

#4
August 22, 2012, 04:19:57 AM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on August 22, 2012, 04:18:20 AM
USE THE TOASTER!

Or the oven. Legit, man.

Careful, I just sharpened those.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

The Good Reverend Roger

#5
August 22, 2012, 04:20:38 AM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on August 22, 2012, 04:18:20 AM
USE THE TOASTER!

Or the oven. Legit, man.

Look, I'm a Holy ManTM and a maintenance geek, not Chef Boy Ardee.

When you are told to put some oil or butter in the pan, it says PUT SOME OIL OR BUTTER IN THE PAN.  When you put some oil in a gearbox, do you put some microscopic drop in?  No.  You put some fucking oil in.  Like a quart or so.

If they were more clear about this shit, we wouldn't have these little incidents.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#6
August 22, 2012, 04:21:18 AM
Quote from: Richter, Baron von on August 22, 2012, 04:19:57 AM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on August 22, 2012, 04:18:20 AM
USE THE TOASTER!

Or the oven. Legit, man.

Careful, I just sharpened those.

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

TGRR,
Just peed all over the seat in his hotel room.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

#7
August 22, 2012, 04:26:33 AM
:lulz:
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Suu

#8
August 22, 2012, 04:30:52 AM
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Luna

#9
August 22, 2012, 04:33:17 AM
Quote from: Richter, Baron von on August 22, 2012, 04:19:57 AM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on August 22, 2012, 04:18:20 AM
USE THE TOASTER!

Or the oven. Legit, man.

Careful, I just sharpened those.

DNT.  I left him unsupervised in my place once, just long enough to hit the can, and he sharpened my cat. 
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Freeky

#10
August 22, 2012, 04:38:23 AM
Quote from: Richter, Baron von on August 22, 2012, 04:19:57 AM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on August 22, 2012, 04:18:20 AM
USE THE TOASTER!

Or the oven. Legit, man.

Careful, I just sharpened those.

:lulz:

Also, I am still giggling over jenne's reaction to you stepping into the kitchen looking yo make something to eat. Luckily, you opted for sammiches, otherwise the damage might have been permanent.

Suu

#11
August 22, 2012, 04:38:42 AM
Quote from: Luna on August 22, 2012, 04:33:17 AM
Quote from: Richter, Baron von on August 22, 2012, 04:19:57 AM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on August 22, 2012, 04:18:20 AM
USE THE TOASTER!

Or the oven. Legit, man.

Careful, I just sharpened those.

DNT.  I left him unsupervised in my place once, just long enough to hit the can, and he sharpened my cat.

True story. I was there.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

#12
August 22, 2012, 04:39:30 AM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on August 22, 2012, 04:38:23 AM
Quote from: Richter, Baron von on August 22, 2012, 04:19:57 AM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on August 22, 2012, 04:18:20 AM
USE THE TOASTER!

Or the oven. Legit, man.

Careful, I just sharpened those.

:lulz:

Also, I am still giggling over jenne's reaction to you stepping into the kitchen looking yo make something to eat. Luckily, you opted for sammiches, otherwise the damage might have been permanent.

THAT WAS UNWARRANTED ESCALATION!

Roger in the kitchen does not call for a kidney punch.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Luna

#13
August 22, 2012, 04:40:47 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 22, 2012, 04:39:30 AM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on August 22, 2012, 04:38:23 AM
Quote from: Richter, Baron von on August 22, 2012, 04:19:57 AM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on August 22, 2012, 04:18:20 AM
USE THE TOASTER!

Or the oven. Legit, man.

Careful, I just sharpened those.

:lulz:

Also, I am still giggling over jenne's reaction to you stepping into the kitchen looking yo make something to eat. Luckily, you opted for sammiches, otherwise the damage might have been permanent.

THAT WAS UNWARRANTED ESCALATION!

Roger in the kitchen does not call for a kidney punch.

Just Roger reaching for the stove?
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

The Good Reverend Roger

#14
August 22, 2012, 04:41:58 AM
Quote from: Luna on August 22, 2012, 04:40:47 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 22, 2012, 04:39:30 AM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on August 22, 2012, 04:38:23 AM
Quote from: Richter, Baron von on August 22, 2012, 04:19:57 AM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on August 22, 2012, 04:18:20 AM
USE THE TOASTER!

Or the oven. Legit, man.

Careful, I just sharpened those.

:lulz:

Also, I am still giggling over jenne's reaction to you stepping into the kitchen looking yo make something to eat. Luckily, you opted for sammiches, otherwise the damage might have been permanent.

THAT WAS UNWARRANTED ESCALATION!

Roger in the kitchen does not call for a kidney punch.

Just Roger reaching for the stove?

Look, this is why they invented "warning shots". 

I mean, come on...What are the odds I'd do it THREE times?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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