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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, August 24, 2012, 05:02:12 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

August 24, 2012, 05:02:12 PM
I hate you all with the fire of 10,000 suns.

That is all.

You may now return to your tasks.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#1
August 24, 2012, 05:14:41 PM
D'AWWWWWWW!  :lulz:
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Don Coyote

#2
August 24, 2012, 06:03:12 PM
That must explains the foul gas seeping from my fiancee. :argh!:

HandsomeGirl

#3
August 24, 2012, 06:55:23 PM
Then I shall bask in the glory of your hate's radiance, and obtain an awesome tan.  And then probably die of skin cancer, so you won't have to hate me anymore at all.  Unless you're in to hating on dead people, but I wouldn't blame you for that, as they're the easiest people to hate.
I've nothing worthwhile to put here.

Mistre

#4
August 24, 2012, 07:30:27 PM
Such a dazzling statement!
Uber Supreme Poobah of Pope-Groping™

He who acknowledges his own inability to answer a question is wise, he who does not seek one is stupid.

Eater of Clowns

#5
August 24, 2012, 09:54:39 PM
Look at 'em, all jokey and fun, before they become walking tumors of butthurt and vindictiveness.  It's enough to make a guy all misty. 
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EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

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EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

The Good Reverend Roger

#6
August 24, 2012, 10:31:12 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on August 24, 2012, 09:54:39 PM
Look at 'em, all jokey and fun, before they become walking tumors of butthurt and vindictiveness.  It's enough to make a guy all misty.

Yeah, it's so heartwarming how they think I'm joking and shit.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

HandsomeGirl

#7
August 25, 2012, 12:48:04 AM Last Edit: August 25, 2012, 01:09:10 AM by HandsomeGirl
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 24, 2012, 10:31:12 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on August 24, 2012, 09:54:39 PM
Look at 'em, all jokey and fun, before they become walking tumors of butthurt and vindictiveness.  It's enough to make a guy all misty.

Yeah, it's so heartwarming how they think I'm joking and shit.

I'm new.  You're all supposed to loathe my very existence .  I wouldn't feel accepted if you didn't.  In fact, I'd be quite heartbroken.

Note: Edited for The Good Reverend Roger.  Hallowed be his name for time infinite. <3
I've nothing worthwhile to put here.

The Good Reverend Roger

#8
August 25, 2012, 12:49:51 AM
Quote from: HandsomeGirl on August 25, 2012, 12:48:04 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 24, 2012, 10:31:12 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on August 24, 2012, 09:54:39 PM
Look at 'em, all jokey and fun, before they become walking tumors of butthurt and vindictiveness.  It's enough to make a guy all misty.

Yeah, it's so heartwarming how they think I'm joking and shit.

I'm new.  You're all supposed to loathe my very exixtence.  I wouldn't fell accepted if you didn't.  In fact, I'd be quite heartbroken.

What the fuck are you DOING to my language?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

HandsomeGirl

#9
August 25, 2012, 01:13:19 AM
Not paying a damned bit of attention to it. I fixed it though, just for you.  You're such a lovely person, I figured I ought.

C'mon now, whack the noob!  I like the pain!  It feels like HEAVEN on EARTH!
I've nothing worthwhile to put here.

The Good Reverend Roger

#10
August 25, 2012, 01:17:11 AM
Quote from: HandsomeGirl on August 25, 2012, 01:13:19 AM
Not paying a damned bit of attention to it. I fixed it though, just for you.  You're such a lovely person, I figured I ought.

C'mon now, whack the noob!  I like the pain!  It feels like HEAVEN on EARTH!

Oh, okay.  Welcome back, anyway.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

HandsomeGirl

#11
August 25, 2012, 01:21:32 AM
Thank you, glad to be back.
I've nothing worthwhile to put here.

HandsomeGirl

#12
August 25, 2012, 01:27:28 AM
On that note, who exactly am I then, anyway?
I've nothing worthwhile to put here.

The Good Reverend Roger

#13
August 25, 2012, 01:27:40 AM
Quote from: HandsomeGirl on August 25, 2012, 01:21:32 AM
Thank you, glad to be back.

Yeah, I knew it.

Nothing to see here, people.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#14
August 25, 2012, 01:28:00 AM
Quote from: HandsomeGirl on August 25, 2012, 01:27:28 AM
On that note, who exactly am I then, anyway?

Pretty sure I don't give a fuck.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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