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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, August 28, 2012, 08:59:45 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

August 28, 2012, 08:59:45 PM
Filthy Assistant has informed me that you are a dangerous criminal who wants his job and at the same time murders ICE agents and county police.

He didn't say YOU, mind you, but "All of Those People."

So, tell me...Why you gotta be like that?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#1
August 28, 2012, 09:22:31 PM
I'm told every time I leave the house that white people have a hard time getting food stamps, but you can just waltz in and get $900  a month worth.

WHY YUO TAKING ALL THE FOOD STAMPS JOHNNYX????
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Cain

#2
August 28, 2012, 09:30:50 PM
Johnny makes mildly spicy food which is served at that place by the tube station. 

And I'm cool with that.

Luna

#3
August 28, 2012, 10:09:11 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2012, 08:59:45 PM
Filthy Assistant has informed me that you are a dangerous criminal who wants his job and at the same time murders ICE agents and county police.

He didn't say YOU, mind you, but "All of Those People."

So, tell me...Why you gotta be like that?

Is Filthy Assistant's job up for grabs?  I mean, if something were to, you know, HAPPEN...

I may know jack shit about engineering, tools, or mechanics, but at least I can follow at least semi-coherant instructions with minimal risk of resulting horrifying accidents...
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

The Johnny

#4
August 28, 2012, 11:15:40 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2012, 08:59:45 PM
Filthy Assistant has informed me that you are a dangerous criminal who wants his job and at the same time murders ICE agents and county police.

He didn't say YOU, mind you, but "All of Those People."

So, tell me...Why you gotta be like that?

Well, as Gaga would say, "I was born this way", so there is not much i can do about it now can i?

There is only so much money we can make from donkey shows where deviant gringos come to waste their money. And the water is bad, dont we all need water? I mean, sure its a desert there, but OUR ENTIRE COUNTRY is desert. And is dryer.

Also, we're still angry about you stealing Arizona, so its technically OUR job hes stealing. Filthy Assistant is technically our property (mind you, we dont want him, you can keep him as an offer of good fate).

So all in all, i guess its because were just a bad mix of spanish mercenaries and ruthless aztecs, thats why.
<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner

The Johnny

#5
August 28, 2012, 11:16:42 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 28, 2012, 09:22:31 PM
I'm told every time I leave the house that white people have a hard time getting food stamps, but you can just waltz in and get $900  a month worth.

WHY YUO TAKING ALL THE FOOD STAMPS JOHNNYX????

I NEED THEM FOR MY 20 BABIES OUT OF WEDLOCK WHICH GIVE ME FEDERAL FUNDING.
<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner

The Good Reverend Roger

#6
August 28, 2012, 11:18:30 PM
Quote from: Joh'Nyx on August 28, 2012, 11:15:40 PM


Well, as Gaga would say, "I was born this way", so there is not much i can do about it now can i?

That's the sort of excuse I expect to hear from the Irish.

Quote from: Joh'Nyx on August 28, 2012, 11:15:40 PMThere is only so much money we can make from donkey shows where deviant gringos come to waste their money.

Have you considered hiring Enrico?

Quote from: Joh'Nyx on August 28, 2012, 11:15:40 PM
Also, we're still angry about you stealing Arizona,

Yeah, I was pissed that one time that guy stole my syphilis, so I know how you feel.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Johnny

#7
August 28, 2012, 11:19:15 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 28, 2012, 09:30:50 PM
Johnny makes mildly spicy food which is served at that place by the tube station. 

And I'm cool with that.

You wouldnt if you know what goes into the salsa.

You know how spicy food and chili simulate your tastebuds slowly chemically melting? Well, its cheaper to make it happen for reals.
<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner

The Johnny

#8
August 28, 2012, 11:22:40 PM
Quote from: Luna on August 28, 2012, 10:09:11 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2012, 08:59:45 PM
Filthy Assistant has informed me that you are a dangerous criminal who wants his job and at the same time murders ICE agents and county police.

He didn't say YOU, mind you, but "All of Those People."

So, tell me...Why you gotta be like that?

Is Filthy Assistant's job up for grabs?  I mean, if something were to, you know, HAPPEN...

I may know jack shit about engineering, tools, or mechanics, but at least I can follow at least semi-coherant instructions with minimal risk of resulting horrifying accidents...

Well, *I* can do it for cheaper (not cheaper than asians do), and with me on the job, we wouldnt have to care about horrifying accidents because we wont sue for reckless endangerment!

Top that, sugarpie!
<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner

The Johnny

#9
August 28, 2012, 11:24:24 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2012, 11:18:30 PM
Quote from: Joh'Nyx on August 28, 2012, 11:15:40 PMThere is only so much money we can make from donkey shows where deviant gringos come to waste their money.

Have you considered hiring Enrico?

No, we need the donkey alive for more shows; we also need it to cultivate our maiz and frijol.
<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner

The Good Reverend Roger

#10
August 28, 2012, 11:25:16 PM
Quote from: Joh'Nyx on August 28, 2012, 11:24:24 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2012, 11:18:30 PM
Quote from: Joh'Nyx on August 28, 2012, 11:15:40 PMThere is only so much money we can make from donkey shows where deviant gringos come to waste their money.

Have you considered hiring Enrico?

No, we need the donkey alive for more shows; we also need it to cultivate our maiz and frijol.

And your mariachi crop.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#11
August 28, 2012, 11:44:48 PM
You can have Texas back, if that helps. I'll leave it outside, just swing by and pick it up.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Lenin McCarthy

#12
August 28, 2012, 11:50:32 PM
The only Mexican-Norwegian I know is my cousin's girlfriend, a tax bureaucrat. Damn you Latinos taking MY money!  :x

Luna

#13
August 29, 2012, 03:38:34 AM
Quote from: Joh'Nyx on August 28, 2012, 11:22:40 PM
Quote from: Luna on August 28, 2012, 10:09:11 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2012, 08:59:45 PM
Filthy Assistant has informed me that you are a dangerous criminal who wants his job and at the same time murders ICE agents and county police.

He didn't say YOU, mind you, but "All of Those People."

So, tell me...Why you gotta be like that?

Is Filthy Assistant's job up for grabs?  I mean, if something were to, you know, HAPPEN...

I may know jack shit about engineering, tools, or mechanics, but at least I can follow at least semi-coherant instructions with minimal risk of resulting horrifying accidents...

Well, *I* can do it for cheaper (not cheaper than asians do), and with me on the job, we wouldnt have to care about horrifying accidents because we wont sue for reckless endangerment!

Top that, sugarpie!

Easy.  I'll let Roger WATCH when I accidentally Filthy Assistant.

Slowly.

Using at least 30% of the tools in Richter's Black Bag.

(I'd use more, but I honestly haven't a fucking clue what some of that shit is, and I'm not sure which end it's safe to hold... if there IS a safe end...)
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

EK WAFFLR

#14
August 29, 2012, 11:15:28 AM
Quote from: Lenin/McCarthy on August 28, 2012, 11:50:32 PM
The only Mexican-Norwegian I know is my cousin's girlfriend, a tax bureaucrat. Damn you Latinos taking MY money!  :x

There's two mexican restaurants in Oslo. Damn you, Johnny for coming over her and making delicious food!  :argh!:
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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