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The worst drivers in the US, as ranked by Forbes.

Started by Suu, August 29, 2012, 03:52:45 AM

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Suu

http://www.forbes.com/sites/jimgorzelany/2012/08/28/cities-with-the-worst-drivers-2012/

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I remember when I was up there, Boston got ranked as having the rudest drivers in the US, and everybody was like, "Damn right, and doncha fageddit!" :lol:
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Man, I just looked. Mass isn't even on the list! We've been slacking.
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QuoteOther top-five safest cities include (in order): Boise, ID; Fort Collins, CO; Madison, WI and Lincoln, NE.

Among larger metro areas, the safest cities include: Tuscon, AZ (13); Milwaukee, WI (15) and Kansas City, MO (16)

On a side note, those Two letter abbreviation/postcode things you americanians have for states or counties or whatever the fuck they are for, do you learn those fucking things at school or some shit?

Like in teh UK we say where we're from, eg. Glasgow or Drumchapel or fucking Birmingham but, any time I ever heard a yank say where they're from, all you get is two fucking letters. WTF??

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Fort Collins was ranked in the top 5 best. That's because of the super wide streets, consistent grid system, and the fact that most motorists that run over bicyclists don't end up filing a claim.
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Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 29, 2012, 05:05:01 AM
Man, I just looked. Mass isn't even on the list! We've been slacking.


I smell a fix.  It's common knowledge here than when you see a Mass plate you want to give them a wide berth cause you never know what the fuck they're gonna do.
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Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 29, 2012, 12:38:22 PM
QuoteOther top-five safest cities include (in order): Boise, ID; Fort Collins, CO; Madison, WI and Lincoln, NE.

Among larger metro areas, the safest cities include: Tuscon, AZ (13); Milwaukee, WI (15) and Kansas City, MO (16)

On a side note, those Two letter abbreviation/postcode things you americanians have for states or counties or whatever the fuck they are for, do you learn those fucking things at school or some shit?

Like in teh UK we say where we're from, eg. Glasgow or Drumchapel or fucking Birmingham but, any time I ever heard a yank say where they're from, all you get is two fucking letters. WTF??

Postal abbreviations. You pick them up easily. Usually it's just the first two letters of the name of the state unless there's competition for that. Then you end up with a few that really don't make any damned sense like Missouri being MO. Speaking of...you can pretty much tell the quality of a state by how regularly you hear a state motto that touts their postal code. "Oklahoma is OK". Is it really? Missouri calls itself "Big MO" even though it's smaller than Montana which is "MT".
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Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 29, 2012, 01:22:57 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 29, 2012, 05:05:01 AM
Man, I just looked. Mass isn't even on the list! We've been slacking.


I smell a fix.  It's common knowledge here than when you see a Mass plate you want to give them a wide berth cause you never know what the fuck they're gonna do.

At least it ain't CT.  Those bastards are crazy.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 29, 2012, 12:38:22 PM
QuoteOther top-five safest cities include (in order): Boise, ID; Fort Collins, CO; Madison, WI and Lincoln, NE.

Among larger metro areas, the safest cities include: Tuscon, AZ (13); Milwaukee, WI (15) and Kansas City, MO (16)

On a side note, those Two letter abbreviation/postcode things you americanians have for states or counties or whatever the fuck they are for, do you learn those fucking things at school or some shit?

Like in teh UK we say where we're from, eg. Glasgow or Drumchapel or fucking Birmingham but, any time I ever heard a yank say where they're from, all you get is two fucking letters. WTF??

This is CRAP.  I see horrible wrecks all the damn time.
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LMNO

The fine print says they're only going by claims filed.  This obviously precludes any instance when Tucson stirs, and sends the sausage creature out to do It's bidding.

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Big MO? Isn't that the guy in prison who buttrapes the new guys?

We NEED those postal codes, though. Do you really expect americans to know how to spell the names of FIFTY WHOLE STATES?
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Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on August 29, 2012, 01:54:43 PM
The fine print says they're only going by claims filed.  This obviously precludes any instance when Tucson stirs, and sends the sausage creature out to do It's bidding.

Ah.

We don't have many fender benders. Mostly just awful wrecks.
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Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 29, 2012, 01:54:56 PM
Big MO? Isn't that the guy in prison who buttrapes the new guys?

We NEED those postal codes, though. Do you really expect americans to know how to spell the names of FIFTY WHOLE STATES?

I've got the spelling of CT down, but I'll fuck up MA 99 times out of 100.

The states the Spanish named are fine, but the french and indian named states just make no damned sense. Illinois? Arkansas??? Since when does an S make a _ sound? SPEAK ENGLISH OR GO BACK WHERE YOU CAME FROMME!
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Suu

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on August 29, 2012, 01:48:33 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 29, 2012, 01:22:57 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 29, 2012, 05:05:01 AM
Man, I just looked. Mass isn't even on the list! We've been slacking.


I smell a fix.  It's common knowledge here than when you see a Mass plate you want to give them a wide berth cause you never know what the fuck they're gonna do.

At least it ain't CT.  Those bastards are crazy.

Both Bridgeport and New Haven are on the list. I swear they should be higher, but they're flanking New York City.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 29, 2012, 01:55:47 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on August 29, 2012, 01:54:43 PM
The fine print says they're only going by claims filed.  This obviously precludes any instance when Tucson stirs, and sends the sausage creature out to do It's bidding.

Ah.

We don't have many fender benders. Mostly just awful wrecks.

Rhode Islanders just like to sue people, and when they aren't talking about suing anyone, they talk about their mental illness diagnoses.

-Suu
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