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The worst drivers in the US, as ranked by Forbes.

Started by Suu, August 29, 2012, 03:52:45 AM

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Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 29, 2012, 05:05:01 AM
Man, I just looked. Mass isn't even on the list! We've been slacking.

No WE drive fine. It's when THOSE people from other states what can't drive come onto our roads and screw everything up  :argh!:

Everyone drives like an asshole, but for the most part (there certainly are some special drivers around here) they cut you off, you exhibit the appropriate amount of road rage, then cut someone else (or the first person) off cuz that'll show 'em, and this is all done without causing an accident.

Then, we go to Florida and EVERYONE even (ESPECIALLY) people with trailers or other large loads just drift aimlessly from lane to lane without a signal or care in the world. Is there a whole lane of cars right next to me? Ehhhh probably not, I'll just slide over. Cut off a tractor trailer then slam on my breaks? Sure, why not?
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Suu

Oh, we're taught to drive like that in Florida around the presence out of out-of-state plates in hopes that you guys never come back. If you're ever on I-4, and you're cut off by a blue Honda Civic with a tiny girl behind the wheel that will roll down her window just to call her a cocksucker or a Masshole, that's my sister.

...She learned how to drive in Rhode Island. :)
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It's a Houston tradition to slow down while getting on the freeway.

I think it's bad everywhere, just different kinds of bad.

East Coast drivers are aggressive as fuck, but there's some shit they just don't DO.

Florida and Arizona have a lot of elderly people, don't they? 104 year old teabaggers are hazardous.
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And here I thought the top of the list was gonna be "women"

*ducks and runs*
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