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Practicing for Romney's America™, Should The Worst Happen.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, August 31, 2012, 05:08:38 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

August 31, 2012, 05:08:38 PM
LMNO has the acumen and debate ability of a perishing dogturd on a street conter in New Delhi, Nigel is a fucking savage and Twid is a mere mole on the political rectum.  Likewise, these forced-handjob1 artists are to be doubly hated and REVILED because they have fallen completely for their own particular line of bullshit, at least LMNO is just a cynical, scamming opportunist (although the intellectual ability of somebody who worships Aaron Burr is to be questioned) whereas these other surly little wank-jackals infesting this website seem to be swollen to the point of bursting with their own self-righteous vision of the way things oughta be.

Oh, sure, they TALK a good game, but what are they REALLY saying?  They're saying you shouldn't be able to keep YOUR OWN MONEY and that you should hand it right over to this "church" to which they belong, or at least promote.  They're saying that your children should be retroactively aborted and rendered into filler for pet food.  They're saying that it's WRONG to be White, Straight, and MALE.  They want to LABEL you as "cis", whatever the hell that is...THEY CAN'T DO THAT!  What happened to our privilege?  If Jesus didn't want us to have privilege, he would have made us something else.  Smudgy, maybe.  Or we would have let Gloria Steinem abort us.

And that ECH bastard...He'd sell us out to the Yourapeens so they can send UN troops over to take away my guns.  I NEED those things!  What am I supposed to do when Mexicans and poor people try to take my stuff?  Furthermore, he makes FRENCH FOOD, which is about as un-American as a man can possibly be.  Not only THAT, but he has a BEARD.  You know who else has a beard?  MULLAH OMAR, that's who.

And this Faust guy...Doesn't he strike you as not being a True American™?  Here he is, giving these degenerates a place to vent their vile spewings, letting people like GARBO tell us that we're not the boss of women!  I bet she castrates men after she roofies up their beer.  I KNOW THE TYPE.  I mean, I know OF the type.  I assure you, my junk is attached.  Thanks for asking.

And this brings us to certain East Coast liberal hippie-type commie fags.  Suu, Richter, EoC, Luna, and Leln are a pack of degenerates that OPENLY ASSOCIATE WITH EACH OTHER.  How is this allowed to happen?  It's like something from the Book of Revelation, only that book NEVER EVEN THREATENED to kill us with sharpened books or feed us through sewing machines.

So, I'm sorry, but I've turned you all in to the feds.  I didn't want to do it, but I had NO CHOICE.  It's for your own good.  You People make NO SENSE and need to SHUT UP...And there'll be lots of SHUTTING UP where YOU'RE going.

That is all.  You may now return to buggering George Washington's corpse.

TGRR,
Eating stars and shitting stripes.

1  You can DIE from too many forced-handjobs.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Juana

#1
August 31, 2012, 05:22:26 PM
:lulz: Damn straight I do!
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

The Good Reverend Roger

#2
August 31, 2012, 05:25:01 PM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on August 31, 2012, 05:22:26 PM
:lulz: Damn straight I do!

Well, Stella and I have the solution to THAT.  She's a TEXAN, so she's a REAL AMERICAN™, and we have ways of dealing with "people" like YOU.  When you see the DHS bus pull up out front, go quietly.  They're gonna get ya anyways, no sense in annoying the neighbors.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#3
August 31, 2012, 05:27:50 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 31, 2012, 05:25:01 PM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on August 31, 2012, 05:22:26 PM
:lulz: Damn straight I do!

Well, Stella and I have the solution to THAT.  She's a TEXAN, so she's a REAL AMERICAN™, and we have ways of dealing with "people" like YOU.  When you see the DHS bus pull up out front, go quietly.  They're gonna get ya anyways, no sense in annoying the neighbors.

Damn whistlin'. And I want to see some RESPECT for Jesus and high school football.

Oh, and we WILL find out where that sumbitch GIGGLES is hiding out. He's going to be working for OUR side.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

The Good Reverend Roger

#4
August 31, 2012, 05:29:35 PM
And remember, kids:  Rape is just another way of saying "howdy do?"
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#5
August 31, 2012, 05:33:04 PM
And the only thing that can save you from your fucked-up way of thinking is JESUS.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

The Good Reverend Roger

#6
August 31, 2012, 05:33:33 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 31, 2012, 05:33:04 PM
And the only thing that can save you from your fucked-up way of thinking is JESUS.

And even then, you have to be Quality People.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#7
August 31, 2012, 05:35:34 PM
I mean, it wouldn't be heaven for me if they let just ANYONE in.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#8
August 31, 2012, 05:36:48 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 31, 2012, 05:33:33 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 31, 2012, 05:33:04 PM
And the only thing that can save you from your fucked-up way of thinking is JESUS.

And even then, you have to be Quality People.

Yeah, but don't worry if you're not. Disney(TM) says you can be like Cinderella's mice who helped a Quality Person get to the palace. They didn't go because they were VERMIN but they had a POSITIVE ATTITUDE and did PRODUCTIVE WORK.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

The Good Reverend Roger

#9
August 31, 2012, 05:37:30 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 31, 2012, 05:36:48 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 31, 2012, 05:33:33 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 31, 2012, 05:33:04 PM
And the only thing that can save you from your fucked-up way of thinking is JESUS.

And even then, you have to be Quality People.

Yeah, but don't worry if you're not. Disney(TM) says you can be like Cinderella's mice who helped a Quality Person get to the palace. They didn't go because they were VERMIN but they had a POSITIVE ATTITUDE and did PRODUCTIVE WORK.

And once she was in, they had the DECENCY to SHUT UP and GET OUT OF SIGHT.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#10
August 31, 2012, 05:45:46 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 31, 2012, 05:37:30 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 31, 2012, 05:36:48 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 31, 2012, 05:33:33 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 31, 2012, 05:33:04 PM
And the only thing that can save you from your fucked-up way of thinking is JESUS.

And even then, you have to be Quality People.

Yeah, but don't worry if you're not. Disney(TM) says you can be like Cinderella's mice who helped a Quality Person get to the palace. They didn't go because they were VERMIN but they had a POSITIVE ATTITUDE and did PRODUCTIVE WORK.

And once she was in, they had the DECENCY to SHUT UP and GET OUT OF SIGHT.

They KNEW THEIR PLACE, dammit. They were HAPPY with their LITTLE PATCHED OUTFITS and MOUSEHOLES and they didn't BOTHER THE PRINCE for ABORTIONS or ENTITLEMENTS or WAGES. They had PLENTY, there was even a FAT one.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Suu

#11
August 31, 2012, 05:50:43 PM
The People's Republic of New England, in a surprising move, had this to say,

"Fuck you all, we're going back to Old England."
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#12
August 31, 2012, 05:54:41 PM
 :lulz:
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

Anna Mae Bollocks

#13
August 31, 2012, 05:56:11 PM
Quote from: Suu on August 31, 2012, 05:50:43 PM
The People's Republic of New England, in a surprising move, had this to say,

"Fuck you all, we're going back to Old England."

Yeah, go drink TEA and have CRUMPETS AND TREACLE every day at four, you commies.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Suu

#14
August 31, 2012, 06:01:08 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 31, 2012, 05:56:11 PM
Quote from: Suu on August 31, 2012, 05:50:43 PM
The People's Republic of New England, in a surprising move, had this to say,

"Fuck you all, we're going back to Old England."

Yeah, go drink TEA and have CRUMPETS AND TREACLE every day at four, you commies.

God Save the Queen, you corporate cunts.

Oh, do tell those rich buggers that since Newport is now in the EU, their taxes on their homes and yachts have tripled.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."
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