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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, September 01, 2012, 04:04:58 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

September 01, 2012, 04:04:58 AM
Forget all that shit about brain damage, developmental delay, yada yada fucking yada.

HERE is why you don't do drugs:



Because they might NOT kill you.  They might turn you into Keith Richards.

That is all.  Fuck off.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Juana

#1
September 01, 2012, 06:05:03 AM
:horrormirth: what the fuck is that?
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Nephew Twiddleton

#2
September 01, 2012, 06:07:14 AM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on September 01, 2012, 06:05:03 AM
:horrormirth: what the fuck is that?

An aging rock star.

Otherwise known as the guitarist of the Rolling Stones.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

The Dark Monk

#3
September 01, 2012, 06:08:09 AM
I wonder if it's copyright infringement to carve a gargoyle with his face?
I thought this is all there is,
but now I know you are so much more.
I want to upgrade from my simple eight bits,
but will you still love me when I'm sixty-four?
~MIAB~

Nephew Twiddleton

#4
September 01, 2012, 06:08:44 AM
Now mind you, I hate the term aging rock star. I find it disrespectful.


Except when it comes to the Rolling Stones and the Beatles.

The Rolling Stones because they're fucking old. The Beatles because they're a boy band, not Rock n Roll.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Anna Mae Bollocks

#5
September 01, 2012, 06:09:12 AM
Yeah, but if he did less drugs, he could have TURNED TO BEETUS:

Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Nephew Twiddleton

#6
September 01, 2012, 06:09:33 AM
Quote from: The Dark Monk on September 01, 2012, 06:08:09 AM
I wonder if it's copyright infringement to carve a gargoyle with his face?

Doesn't meet the definition.

He may, however, crush the gargoyle into powder and grab a straw.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Nephew Twiddleton

#7
September 01, 2012, 06:09:55 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on September 01, 2012, 06:09:12 AM
Yeah, but if he did less drugs, he could have TURNED TO BEETUS:



:spittake:
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Anna Mae Bollocks

#8
September 01, 2012, 06:20:26 AM
Youtube is Axl GOLD. You could splice the falls together and get something like the Dick Van Dyke intro.  :lulz:
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#9
September 01, 2012, 08:25:19 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on September 01, 2012, 06:09:12 AM
Yeah, but if he did less drugs, he could have TURNED TO BEETUS:



OMG!!  :lulz:

OK listen. I'm not 100% sure the board is good for my mental stability, on drugs. I keep falling asleep and having dreams that wake me up giggling, and then I get back on and see shit like this. In the meantime, the real world seems to be making these gurgling, metallic, digesting noises I can't place.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cain

#10
September 01, 2012, 08:29:53 AM
Living a healthy and wholesome life, on the other hand, could end up with you turning into Cliff Richard

The Good Reverend Roger

#11
September 01, 2012, 03:55:22 PM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 01, 2012, 08:25:19 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on September 01, 2012, 06:09:12 AM
Yeah, but if he did less drugs, he could have TURNED TO BEETUS:



OMG!!  :lulz:

OK listen. I'm not 100% sure the board is good for my mental stability, on drugs. I keep falling asleep and having dreams that wake me up giggling, and then I get back on and see shit like this. In the meantime, the real world seems to be making these gurgling, metallic, digesting noises I can't place.

You left the hood up in Portland.  Close the hood, everything will be fine.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#12
September 01, 2012, 03:55:53 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 01, 2012, 08:29:53 AM
Living a healthy and wholesome life, on the other hand, could end up with you turning into Cliff Richard



Yeah?  Who's the other guy?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#13
September 01, 2012, 04:15:42 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 01, 2012, 03:55:22 PM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 01, 2012, 08:25:19 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on September 01, 2012, 06:09:12 AM
Yeah, but if he did less drugs, he could have TURNED TO BEETUS:



OMG!!  :lulz:

OK listen. I'm not 100% sure the board is good for my mental stability, on drugs. I keep falling asleep and having dreams that wake me up giggling, and then I get back on and see shit like this. In the meantime, the real world seems to be making these gurgling, metallic, digesting noises I can't place.

You left the hood up in Portland.  Close the hood, everything will be fine.

Ohhh, that makes sense! OK.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

DECI4

#14
September 05, 2012, 12:41:51 AM
Disgusting that you people would make fun of an icon like Mr. Richards simply because the ravages of old age have taken their toll. Here's a newsflash ladies. You will be seeing his face in the mirror every day once you reach your fifties and all the makeup and beauty products in the world won't get you a date. Hope you made enough money for plastic surgery!
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My-my-my-my music hits me so hard makes me say oh my Lord
Thank you for blessing me with a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet
It feels good when you know you're down
A superdope homeboy from the Oaktown
And I'm known as such
And this is a beat uh u can't touch

I told you homeboy u can't touch this
Yeah that's how we're livin' and you know u can't touch this
Look in my eyes man u can't touch this
You know let me bust the funky lyrics u can't touch this Fresh new kicks and pants
You got it like that now you know you wanna dance
So move out of your seat
And get a fly girl and catch this beat
While it's rollin' hold on pump a little bit
And let me know it's going on like that like that
Cold on a mission so pull on back
Let 'em know that you're too much
And this is a beat uh u can't touch

Yo I told you u can't touch this
Why you standing there man u can't touch this
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