Rush Limbaugh is a Huge Idiot.

[Suu]

Weren't we just talking, in the Customer Service thread, about how the only way taking those recreationally makes any sense is if you utterly fucking hate your self and your life?

They do work really well for pain relief, though. They make it so I can hardly even feel my skin, and then I fall asleep. Urgently.

Then I wake up with cottonmouth, itching like a motherfucker. Fuck those things. I cannot imagine anyone doing that for FUN. 

I seriously sat in my own drool for the week I was on them, and ditto on the dry mouth and itchiness when I would come out of the stupor. Oh, and they fucked with my digestion too. NO THANKS.

To get to a point where I would have to take multiple pills to even get a high is just...yeah. Sickening. However, Limbaugh probably didn't want to feel his fat fucking face, so it makes sense.

Oh yeah, also BEING TOTALLY UNABLE TO SHIT. Yeah.

So, recap:

*Numbness
*Being asleep
*Cottonmouth
*Itching
*Can't take a crap

Yep, sounds like big fun. IF YOU HATE YOURSELF AND WISH YOU WERE DEAD.

I fee like I understand Rush Limbaugh so much better, now.

There's an account in Seth Morgan's "Homeboy" where the protagonist has something called a "yenshi baby". He goes throgh heroin withdrawals in jail and when he finally shits, it's so big and hard and impacted that it rips his asshole wide open.

I can't find an account of this outside of that story, but if by some chance Rush ever... 

They also cover this in Trainspotting, only it was far more liquid, but equally as explosive.

[tyrannosaurus vex]

Rush Limbaugh is a visionary and American hero. It's no wonder that this forum filled with feminazis and leftist cowards would sully his great name.

Have you no shame?

Sometimes I think PD just has one troll that keeps changing its name... and then I remembered Poptart.  You know, even if they aren't all actually Poptart... they are.

Poptart is a state of being. It's like Nirvana, except instead of becoming One With The Universe, it's just your head, and it becomes One With Your Colon.

[hooplala]

Rush Limbaugh is a visionary and American hero. It's no wonder that this forum filled with feminazis and leftist cowards would sully his great name.

Have you no shame?

Sometimes I think PD just has one troll that keeps changing its name... and then I remembered Poptart.  You know, even if they aren't all actually Poptart... they are.

Poptart is a state of being. It's like Nirvana, except instead of becoming One With The Universe, it's just your head, and it becomes One With Your Colon.

A perfect discordian parable.

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I am a female Nazi trapped in the body of a hairy greek.

Once medical science has advanced significantly I will have the treatment to release my inner aryan blond bombshell, then all you schweinhunds will cower at the hands of the Transenmench.