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Started by cris, September 12, 2012, 01:14:35 AM

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Nephew Twiddleton

#15
September 12, 2012, 01:44:03 AM
also : asplode : needs to come back.
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Disco Pickle

#16
September 12, 2012, 01:54:50 AM
fucking twid, ITT.   you're killing me man.  if your brain works this way all the time, I'm inclined to drive up there and steal you or it. preferably you.  Florida could use funnier 'ha ha' people, fewer funny 'uh oh' people.  and i need funnier friends.  perpetually.
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Nephew Twiddleton

#17
September 12, 2012, 02:11:04 AM
Quote from: Disco Pickle on September 12, 2012, 01:54:50 AM
fucking twid, ITT.   you're killing me man.  if your brain works this way all the time, I'm inclined to drive up there and steal you or it. preferably you.  Florida could use funnier 'ha ha' people, fewer funny 'uh oh' people.  and i need funnier friends.  perpetually.

I've been obsessed with time travel since I was 7.

Apparently I wanted to fix stuff even back then.   :lulz:

And I do think like this all the time. It gets kinda messy in here sometimes. However, I don't take very well to heat or oversized bugs. Advise you move to the Greater Boston Area instead. Plus if you're near the beach, all the hot Latinas would probably make my head explode. The one with the brain that is. Then you'd have to gaze upon all of the contents.
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cris

#18
September 12, 2012, 04:29:14 AM Last Edit: September 12, 2012, 04:31:45 AM by cris
Oh man, you guys are fucking hilarious.

On a completely unrelated note, I was best friends with the reincarnation of osama bin laden himself back in seventh grade ;D
We had gym together and he offered to blow up a large chunk of north houston for me :3

If I ever see him again, ill tell him to target Tuscon.
Dok, this one is for you.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#19
September 12, 2012, 05:20:04 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on September 12, 2012, 01:43:04 AM
...What if Snoop Lion isn't Bob Marley's reincarnation?

What if Bob Marley is Snoop Lion's reincarnation, except retroactive, and when he gets better at reggae?

:asplode:

Yes, what if all this is decided outside of time-space and...aw, fuck it. Pass the dutchie.

Didn't Bella have the same birthday as Hitler? Everybody has a body count. I just share a birthday with Leslie Gore.  :|
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CorbeauEtRenard

#20
September 12, 2012, 08:16:39 AM
Quote from: cris on September 12, 2012, 04:29:14 AM
Oh man, you guys are fucking hilarious.

On a completely unrelated note, I was best friends with the reincarnation of osama bin laden himself back in seventh grade ;D
We had gym together and he offered to blow up a large chunk of north houston for me :3

If I ever see him again, ill tell him to target Tuscon.
Dok, this one is for you.

Sacrifices. Drinking water.

Those who do not learn from the past are doomed to repeat it when they get retroactively reincarnated into the people who did it the first time.  :argh!:
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Nephew Twiddleton

#21
September 12, 2012, 04:10:56 PM
Quote from: CorbeauEtRenard on September 12, 2012, 08:16:39 AM
Quote from: cris on September 12, 2012, 04:29:14 AM
Oh man, you guys are fucking hilarious.

On a completely unrelated note, I was best friends with the reincarnation of osama bin laden himself back in seventh grade ;D
We had gym together and he offered to blow up a large chunk of north houston for me :3

If I ever see him again, ill tell him to target Tuscon.
Dok, this one is for you.

Sacrifices. Drinking water.

Those who do not learn from the past are doomed to repeat it when they get retroactively reincarnated into the people who did it the first time.  :argh!:

You mean those who do not learn from the future. Maybe we should call it the whatwillhappened and the usedtogoingto.
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The Good Reverend Roger

#22
September 12, 2012, 04:13:23 PM
Quote from: cris on September 12, 2012, 04:29:14 AM
If I ever see him again, ill tell him to target Tuscon.
Dok, this one is for you.

That would be nice, but...kinda redundant.
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Roly Poly Oly-Garch

#23
September 12, 2012, 04:33:40 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on September 12, 2012, 05:20:04 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on September 12, 2012, 01:43:04 AM
...What if Snoop Lion isn't Bob Marley's reincarnation?

What if Bob Marley is Snoop Lion's reincarnation, except retroactive, and when he gets better at reggae?

:asplode:

Yes, what if all this is decided outside of time-space and...aw, fuck it. Pass the dutchie.

Didn't Bella have the same birthday as Hitler? Everybody has a body count. I just share a birthday with Leslie Gore.  :|

November 22, here--and my family was Catholic...

COINCIDENCE?

And my Mexican cousin's birthday was yesterday, too...

COINCIDENCE?

Back to the fecal matter in the pool

Nephew Twiddleton

#24
September 12, 2012, 04:55:52 PM
Quote from: NoLeDeMiel on September 12, 2012, 04:33:40 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on September 12, 2012, 05:20:04 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on September 12, 2012, 01:43:04 AM
...What if Snoop Lion isn't Bob Marley's reincarnation?

What if Bob Marley is Snoop Lion's reincarnation, except retroactive, and when he gets better at reggae?

:asplode:

Yes, what if all this is decided outside of time-space and...aw, fuck it. Pass the dutchie.

Didn't Bella have the same birthday as Hitler? Everybody has a body count. I just share a birthday with Leslie Gore.  :|

November 22, here--and my family was Catholic...

COINCIDENCE?

And my Mexican cousin's birthday was yesterday, too...

COINCIDENCE?

Not if Cris is secretly your cousin.
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TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

EK WAFFLR

#25
September 12, 2012, 05:24:35 PM
I'm born on Buddha's Birfday. Does this mean I'm going to will have been the Buddha?
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Nephew Twiddleton

#26
September 12, 2012, 05:26:55 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on September 12, 2012, 05:24:35 PM
I'm born on Buddha's Birfday. Does this mean I'm going to will have been the Buddha?

Yes indeed. You're a preincarnation. A beforrhisatva, as it were.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

EK WAFFLR

#27
September 12, 2012, 05:30:55 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on September 12, 2012, 05:26:55 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on September 12, 2012, 05:24:35 PM
I'm born on Buddha's Birfday. Does this mean I'm going to will have been the Buddha?

Yes indeed. You're a preincarnation. A beforrhisatva, as it were.

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Nephew Twiddleton

#28
September 12, 2012, 05:36:04 PM
I'm working that into the comic.

Which, damn me, has been asleep for about 2 months.

Next week.
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

EK WAFFLR

#29
September 12, 2012, 05:37:23 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on September 12, 2012, 05:36:04 PM
I'm working that into the comic.

Which, damn me, has been asleep for about 2 months.

Next week.

Awesome.
I had actually forgotten all about it.
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