Man dies from living room penis enlargement procedure.

[AFK]

The man was just trying to get ahead in the game of life for once. 

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

BIG DICKS ARE BAD LUCK IN TIBET AND INDIA 

The Tibetans believe it is unlucky for a man to be over-endowed. He will be a rich and good husband if his penis is no more than six finger widths' long. But if while squatting, the penis reaches to the bottom of his heels, his life will be full of sorrow.

The Hindus have similar beliefs. According to the Brihat Samhita*, a big penis can only mean trouble, the man will be poor and will have no sons. If his member is straight, small and sinewy he will be rich. A penis inclining towards the left indicates poverty. If a man has perfect, matching testicles of the same size he will be a king and if they're not matching, he'll be fond of sex. If the glans penis be depressed in the middle, the person will father daughters and be poor; if it is raised in the middle, he will have many cows; if it's not very large, he will be rich.

Semen is also important. If it smells like honey, the man will be rich; like salt he will be poor; like fish, he will have many children. If it is thin he will have daughters and live in great comfort. Finally, forget the superstud routine if you want a long life. A person whose sexual intercourse lasts more than a minute or will live long, but prolonged bouts of rumpy-pumpy will lead to an early death.


Possibly NSFW, if the pics load: Somebody started to practice here, but the thread was apparently abandoned in 2005. 

[hooplala]

Also -- and I'm not a medical doctor so correct me if i'm wrong -- but breast enlargement using self-contained silicone implants is not the same as "injecting some silicone into a penis." Even if it doesn't kill you, it will have... uh.. zero effect.

There are boobjobs which involve silicone being injected into the breast, rather than in bags.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I think the lesson here is "learn to live with the body you have."

I don't mean "don't improve yourself as far as conditioning goes", I mean "getting altered (safely or not) to conform to society's expectations is as PINKBOY as you can get."

[hooplala]

I think the lesson here is "learn to live with the body you have."

I don't mean "don't improve yourself as far as conditioning goes", I mean "getting altered (safely or not) to conform to society's expectations is as PINKBOY as you can get."

Yep.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

If a man has perfect, matching testicles of the same size he will be a king and if they're not matching, he'll be fond of sex.

Fixed.

Also, the Romans thought big dicks were comical and grotesque.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I think the lesson here is "learn to live with the body you have."

I don't mean "don't improve yourself as far as conditioning goes", I mean "getting altered (safely or not) to conform to society's expectations is as PINKBOY as you can get."

If yer lady doesn't like the size of it, get good at cunnilingus. It's not a hard thing to figure out, and costs less. But otherwise, this.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

If a man has perfect, matching testicles of the same size he will be a king and if they're not matching, he'll be fond of sex.

Fixed.

Also, the Romans thought big dicks were comical and grotesque.

I think the Greeks might have been the same way. Their gods tended not to have a hell of a lot going on down there. 

[tyrannosaurus vex]

If a man has perfect, matching testicles of the same size he will be a king and if they're not matching, he'll be fond of sex.

Fixed.

Also, the Romans thought big dicks were comical and grotesque.

I think the Greeks might have been the same way. Their gods tended not to have a hell of a lot going on down there. 

This explains why my favorite pick up line, "Baby, I'm hung like Zeus," has never worked for me.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Those statues can bypass a safe search filter. You don't even have to label them "NSFW". 

[Suu]

If a man has perfect, matching testicles of the same size he will be a king and if they're not matching, he'll be fond of sex.

Fixed.

Also, the Romans thought big dicks were comical and grotesque.

Let's face it...Penises ARE comical and grotesque, no matter the size. I mean...LOOK AT THEM! At least the funky parts of a vagina are hidden behind meat flaps.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

If a man has perfect, matching testicles of the same size he will be a king and if they're not matching, he'll be fond of sex.

Fixed.

Also, the Romans thought big dicks were comical and grotesque.

Let's face it...Penises ARE comical and grotesque, no matter the size. I mean...LOOK AT THEM! At least the funky parts of a vagina are hidden behind meat flaps.

So is my penis.

[Luna]

If a man has perfect, matching testicles of the same size he will be a king and if they're not matching, he'll be fond of sex.

Fixed.

Also, the Romans thought big dicks were comical and grotesque.

Let's face it...Penises ARE comical and grotesque, no matter the size. I mean...LOOK AT THEM! At least the funky parts of a vagina are hidden behind meat flaps.

So is my penis.

[Suu]

If a man has perfect, matching testicles of the same size he will be a king and if they're not matching, he'll be fond of sex.

Fixed.

Also, the Romans thought big dicks were comical and grotesque.

Let's face it...Penises ARE comical and grotesque, no matter the size. I mean...LOOK AT THEM! At least the funky parts of a vagina are hidden behind meat flaps.

So is my penis.

BAZINGA!

[Nephew Twiddleton]

If a man has perfect, matching testicles of the same size he will be a king and if they're not matching, he'll be fond of sex.

Fixed.

Also, the Romans thought big dicks were comical and grotesque.

Let's face it...Penises ARE comical and grotesque, no matter the size. I mean...LOOK AT THEM! At least the funky parts of a vagina are hidden behind meat flaps.

The sight of a penis isn't comical or grotesque. Talking about it is though.

Twid,
looks at a dick once for each cup of coffee per day.