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Started by Suu, September 13, 2012, 10:42:00 PM

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Suu

September 13, 2012, 10:42:00 PM
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

#1
September 13, 2012, 10:42:43 PM
WHAT THE FUCK!

WHAT THE FUCK!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#2
September 13, 2012, 10:43:47 PM
Do these retards understand that industrial grade silicone isn't the same thing as what is used in medical procedures?

And that the fillers will shut your lungs down?

Jesus H Christ.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

tyrannosaurus vex

#3
September 13, 2012, 10:47:56 PM
Also -- and I'm not a medical doctor so correct me if i'm wrong -- but breast enlargement using self-contained silicone implants is not the same as "injecting some silicone into a penis." Even if it doesn't kill you, it will have... uh.. zero effect.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Suu

#4
September 13, 2012, 10:57:25 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 13, 2012, 10:42:43 PM
WHAT THE FUCK!

WHAT THE FUCK!

Navyguy tiptoed out of the living room whimpering the same thing as I read it out loud.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

P3nT4gR4m

#5
September 13, 2012, 11:04:04 PM
It's okay, she's assured me that this was a complication arising from a pre-existing heart condition. My gigantic johnston will be the stuff of legends  :sexybeast:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
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Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

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The Good Reverend Roger

#6
September 13, 2012, 11:05:08 PM
Quote from: v3x on September 13, 2012, 10:47:56 PM
Also -- and I'm not a medical doctor so correct me if i'm wrong -- but breast enlargement using self-contained silicone implants is not the same as "injecting some silicone into a penis." Even if it doesn't kill you, it will have... uh.. zero effect.

It is GUARANTEED to kill you.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

P3nT4gR4m

#7
September 13, 2012, 11:07:28 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 13, 2012, 11:05:08 PM
Quote from: v3x on September 13, 2012, 10:47:56 PM
Also -- and I'm not a medical doctor so correct me if i'm wrong -- but breast enlargement using self-contained silicone implants is not the same as "injecting some silicone into a penis." Even if it doesn't kill you, it will have... uh.. zero effect.

It is GUARANTEED to kill you.

Stop trying to propagandize me, you're just jealous of my soon to be EPIC MANHOOD! :argh!:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Don Coyote

#8
September 13, 2012, 11:38:40 PM
My wife made the face of terror when I read the headline to her. :lulz:

EK WAFFLR

#9
September 13, 2012, 11:40:33 PM
I will join P3nt on his quest for massive manliness in my pance!
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Luna

#10
September 14, 2012, 01:06:09 AM
Anybody know where I can get a syringe of silocon?  I haz a plan.
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Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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Richter

#11
September 14, 2012, 01:13:34 AM
Home Depot
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Suu

#12
September 14, 2012, 01:15:34 AM
Come over, I have a tube in my living room. Ask Navyguy.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Luna

#13
September 14, 2012, 01:33:12 AM
I love you guys.

And, Suu, tell Navyguy to sleep well tonight, and don't worry about any horrible ideas that might be wandering around in your subconscious.   :evil:
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Suu

#14
September 14, 2012, 01:38:25 AM
Quote from: Luna on September 14, 2012, 01:33:12 AM
I love you guys.

And, Suu, tell Navyguy to sleep well tonight, and don't worry about any horrible ideas that might be wandering around in your subconscious.   :evil:

I'm actually sitting in class right now and he's home alone. Roommate is gone for the weekend, so she's not even around for me moving out (LOL) and he's in the process of disassembly and sewing his shield cover. I will probably return to the silicone being gone. I mean, I don't even have a caulking gun for it anyway, but it was fun to run after him with it.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."
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