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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, September 22, 2012, 02:56:06 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

September 22, 2012, 02:56:06 AM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Luna

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September 22, 2012, 03:04:06 AM
Howl would push the big red button, just to see what happened.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Phox

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September 22, 2012, 04:14:39 AM
Psychotropics, Cattle Prods, and Radium Isotopes Incorporated is proud to announce that their SuperPAC Mad Doktors Unlimited, has offcially pledged support for Doktor Howl in the 2012 general election. Spokes-human Doktor Phox made the following statementat a press conference earlier this week:

"We are proud to donate money, weapons, and robotics repair technicians to Doktor Howl's campaign. We also truly believe that Doktor Howl will uphold his promise to conduct an entirely peaceful, law-abiding and Geneva Convention-compliant race this year. All further questions will be addressed via laser. Good day!"

Nephew Twiddleton

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September 22, 2012, 04:20:15 AM
Quote from: Doktor D. Jennifer Phox on September 22, 2012, 04:14:39 AM
Psychotropics, Cattle Prods, and Radium Isotopes Incorporated is proud to announce that their SuperPAC Mad Doktors Unlimited, has offcially pledged support for Doktor Howl in the 2012 general election. Spokes-human Doktor Phox made the following statementat a press conference earlier this week:

"We are proud to donate money, weapons, and robotics repair technicians to Doktor Howl's campaign. We also truly believe that Doktor Howl will uphold his promise to conduct an entirely peaceful, law-abiding and Geneva Convention-compliant race this year. All further questions will be addressed via laser. Good day!"

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GUY WHO NEVER ACTUALLY HAS MONEY
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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September 22, 2012, 06:53:13 AM
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Nephew Twiddleton

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September 22, 2012, 08:21:29 AM
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS
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