This Week's Nightmare Fuel

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

http://www.whitepages.com/phone/1-972-487-1548

So many questions for Del P Cartwright. Starting with: "Are the suburbs of Dallas not as promising as wild, free Georgia for your free market commune?"

I'm really hoping this is just a troll.  But it isn't.

"Free market... commune" 

Don't question it.  If you don't look directly at it, it can't hurt your brain.

I... I...






...I didn't think Libertarians could get any stupider.


I am humbled.

But it gets even DUMBER.  Someone is going to fall for the rape camp advert.

The three types of women that will:

1.  20-something Rand fan looking to piss her parents off.
2.  40-something desperately poor woman who thinks this will end well.
3.  Any-age woman who is looking for a crash pad for a few months or so.

None of them will get what they expect.

I suspect he's going to be flooded with responses from tweakers who have worn out their last welcome elsewhere.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

http://www.whitepages.com/phone/1-972-487-1548

So many questions for Del P Cartwright. Starting with: "Are the suburbs of Dallas not as promising as wild, free Georgia for your free market commune?"

I'm really hoping this is just a troll.  But it isn't.

"Free market... commune" 

Don't question it.  If you don't look directly at it, it can't hurt your brain.

I... I...






...I didn't think Libertarians could get any stupider.


I am humbled.

But it gets even DUMBER.  Someone is going to fall for the rape camp advert.

The three types of women that will:

1.  20-something Rand fan looking to piss her parents off.
2.  40-something desperately poor woman who thinks this will end well.
3.  Any-age woman who is looking for a crash pad for a few months or so.

None of them will get what they expect.

I suspect he's going to be flooded with responses from tweakers who have worn out their last welcome elsewhere.

Yeah, #3.  I take a certain grim satisfaction on that.  It'll be like an episode of The Outer Limits.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

http://www.whitepages.com/phone/1-972-487-1548

So many questions for Del P Cartwright. Starting with: "Are the suburbs of Dallas not as promising as wild, free Georgia for your free market commune?"

I'm really hoping this is just a troll.  But it isn't.

"Free market... commune" 

Don't question it.  If you don't look directly at it, it can't hurt your brain.

I... I...






...I didn't think Libertarians could get any stupider.


I am humbled.

But it gets even DUMBER.  Someone is going to fall for the rape camp advert.

The three types of women that will:

1.  20-something Rand fan looking to piss her parents off.
2.  40-something desperately poor woman who thinks this will end well.
3.  Any-age woman who is looking for a crash pad for a few months or so.

None of them will get what they expect.

I suspect he's going to be flooded with responses from tweakers who have worn out their last welcome elsewhere.

Yeah, #3.  I take a certain grim satisfaction on that.  It'll be like an episode of The Outer Limits.

and when he talks about the few slightly-less-damaged people he does accept, he's going to refer to them as if they are the cherry-picked super-elite chosen from hundreds of applicants, and ignore the part where the applicants were mostly homeless druggies who look seventy at twenty-eight.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

and when he talks about the few slightly-less-damaged people he does accept, he's going to refer to them as if they are the cherry-picked super-elite chosen from hundreds of applicants, and ignore the part where the applicants were mostly homeless druggies who look seventy at twenty-eight.

I can already tell you what this guy looks like.  Just saying.

[tyrannosaurus vex]

Clearly, we should put out a new ad, with the same contact information, that appeals to motorcycle gangs.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Clearly, we should put out a new ad, with the same contact information, that appeals to motorcycle gangs.

YESSSSSSSS!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

and when he talks about the few slightly-less-damaged people he does accept, he's going to refer to them as if they are the cherry-picked super-elite chosen from hundreds of applicants, and ignore the part where the applicants were mostly homeless druggies who look seventy at twenty-eight.

I can already tell you what this guy looks like.  Just saying.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

and when he talks about the few slightly-less-damaged people he does accept, he's going to refer to them as if they are the cherry-picked super-elite chosen from hundreds of applicants, and ignore the part where the applicants were mostly homeless druggies who look seventy at twenty-eight.

I can already tell you what this guy looks like.  Just saying.

Is that him?  Because I was thinking a bit fatter, a bit shorter, and really bad greasy hair.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

and when he talks about the few slightly-less-damaged people he does accept, he's going to refer to them as if they are the cherry-picked super-elite chosen from hundreds of applicants, and ignore the part where the applicants were mostly homeless druggies who look seventy at twenty-eight.

I can already tell you what this guy looks like.  Just saying.

Is that him?  Because I was thinking a bit fatter, a bit shorter, and really bad greasy hair.

No, it's just a representative sample of his type. But I bet you're right. More like

[The Good Reverend Roger]

That guy's monitor has a fish on it.

I suspect Cram involvement.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

That guy's monitor has a fish on it.

I suspect Cram involvement.

I know, right?

[Don Coyote]

WHAT THE FUCK!!!! THAT IS JUST TOO FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!!!!!

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Do you enjoy working with livestock , dogs , poultry , gardening , fruit growing , forestry products , and people (notwithstanding the need to clean out pig pens , clean up horse stalls , scoop up chicken droppings in coops , humanely slaughter animals and poultry for our meat , weed gardens , etc.) ?

- simply by "doing what you love and never having to do another day of work in your life" in the words of the GEICO gecko ?

Never listen to that fucking Gecko.

I think we need to call him (*67!!!!!) and fuck with him. Not sure what to say, though.