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Started by Prince Glittersnatch III, September 28, 2012, 01:13:51 AM

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Prince Glittersnatch III

September 28, 2012, 01:13:51 AM
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?=743264506 <---worst human being to ever live.

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The Good Reverend Roger

#1
September 28, 2012, 01:15:17 AM
Old news.  Cracked had this up when the kid was actually born.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#2
September 28, 2012, 07:12:30 AM
It's pretty lovely, though. I kind of love that family, because they are totally FUCK IT! THIS IS WHAT IT'S LIKE!

I gotta respect that. And that fucking kid. Fuck I hope she goes to college, she has great researcher written all over her. So do the others, for that matter, and that's the most fucking depressing thing... these people aren't STUPID. OK, Sugar Bear is probably stupid in the "intellectually impaired" sense. But the rest of them, if they were stripped of the America™, would probably be pretty fucking accomplished.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#3
September 28, 2012, 02:49:56 PM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 28, 2012, 07:12:30 AM
It's pretty lovely, though. I kind of love that family, because they are totally FUCK IT! THIS IS WHAT IT'S LIKE!

I gotta respect that. And that fucking kid. Fuck I hope she goes to college, she has great researcher written all over her. So do the others, for that matter, and that's the most fucking depressing thing... these people aren't STUPID. OK, Sugar Bear is probably stupid in the "intellectually impaired" sense. But the rest of them, if they were stripped of the America™, would probably be pretty fucking accomplished.

They ARE America™.  You can't take that away from them.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#4
September 28, 2012, 03:22:59 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 28, 2012, 02:49:56 PM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 28, 2012, 07:12:30 AM
It's pretty lovely, though. I kind of love that family, because they are totally FUCK IT! THIS IS WHAT IT'S LIKE!

I gotta respect that. And that fucking kid. Fuck I hope she goes to college, she has great researcher written all over her. So do the others, for that matter, and that's the most fucking depressing thing... these people aren't STUPID. OK, Sugar Bear is probably stupid in the "intellectually impaired" sense. But the rest of them, if they were stripped of the America™, would probably be pretty fucking accomplished.

They ARE America™.  You can't take that away from them.

OK. I concede that point.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Anna Mae Bollocks

#5
September 28, 2012, 03:54:04 PM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 28, 2012, 03:22:59 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 28, 2012, 02:49:56 PM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 28, 2012, 07:12:30 AM
It's pretty lovely, though. I kind of love that family, because they are totally FUCK IT! THIS IS WHAT IT'S LIKE!

I gotta respect that. And that fucking kid. Fuck I hope she goes to college, she has great researcher written all over her. So do the others, for that matter, and that's the most fucking depressing thing... these people aren't STUPID. OK, Sugar Bear is probably stupid in the "intellectually impaired" sense. But the rest of them, if they were stripped of the America™, would probably be pretty fucking accomplished.

They ARE America™.  You can't take that away from them.

OK. I concede that point.

Not that long ago, everybody thought Roseanne and the Bundys were really lowbrow and funky.

What happened?  :horrormirth:
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

LMNO

#6
September 28, 2012, 03:57:40 PM
AD FUNDUM HAPPENED.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#7
September 28, 2012, 04:00:42 PM
Ad fundum turned out to be way the fuck down.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Nephew Twiddleton

#8
September 28, 2012, 05:13:50 PM
It has become a virtue in this country to out trashy your neighbor like its some sort of tacky christmas decoration pissing match except all the time and aimed at acquiring reality tv fame.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

LMNO

#9
September 28, 2012, 05:38:06 PM
Basically, "Pink Flamingos" was a documentary of the future.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#10
September 28, 2012, 05:45:34 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 28, 2012, 05:38:06 PM
Basically, "Pink Flamingos" was a documentary of the future.

Nailed it.

Mama June eats a poodle poo in 3...2....1...
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Roly Poly Oly-Garch

#11
September 28, 2012, 05:46:59 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on September 28, 2012, 03:54:04 PM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 28, 2012, 03:22:59 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 28, 2012, 02:49:56 PM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 28, 2012, 07:12:30 AM
It's pretty lovely, though. I kind of love that family, because they are totally FUCK IT! THIS IS WHAT IT'S LIKE!

I gotta respect that. And that fucking kid. Fuck I hope she goes to college, she has great researcher written all over her. So do the others, for that matter, and that's the most fucking depressing thing... these people aren't STUPID. OK, Sugar Bear is probably stupid in the "intellectually impaired" sense. But the rest of them, if they were stripped of the America™, would probably be pretty fucking accomplished.

They ARE America™.  You can't take that away from them.

OK. I concede that point.

Not that long ago, everybody thought Roseanne and the Bundys were really lowbrow and funky.

What happened?  :horrormirth:

Johnny Rotten on Judge Judy happened.
Back to the fecal matter in the pool

Nephew Twiddleton

#12
September 28, 2012, 06:04:54 PM
Oh god lmno that is a horrifying and yet accurate way to put it...
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Nephew Twiddleton

#13
September 28, 2012, 06:08:59 PM
Now that movie is flooding back into memory like remembering a traumatic experience that you blocked out. I watched that movie with a friend after an allnight whiskey bender when i was already feeling physically ill.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

The Good Reverend Roger

#14
September 28, 2012, 06:25:08 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 28, 2012, 03:57:40 PM
AD FUNDUM HAPPENED.

But we're still ad fundum.  We are nowhere near the bottom.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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