I am rolling...

[East Coast Hustle]

Also ALSO, ECH, will you marry me? You are amazing and awesome. 

Not because of this thread, no, you just are.

I don't know who "Mr. Spagnaccione" is, but I don't think a "bitchin camaro" and an animatronic Realdoll constitutes an appropriate dowry.

[East Coast Hustle]

(My lawyer says I have to leave out the bit about "wanting to take it on a test drive around some nut-hugging s-curves" in 3rd gear)

[Freeky]

(My lawyer says I have to leave out the bit about "wanting to take it on a test drive around some nut-hugging s-curves" in 3rd gear)

[Freeky]

Also ALSO, ECH, will you marry me? You are amazing and awesome. 

Not because of this thread, no, you just are.

I don't know who "Mr. Spagnaccione" is, but I don't think a "bitchin camaro" and an animatronic Realdoll constitutes an appropriate dowry.

Are slightly used Nigel's Spiky Dildoes^TM an acceptable substitute for the Realdoll?   How about THE MEATHAMMAH instead of the bitchin' camaro?