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Started by East Coast Hustle, October 03, 2012, 04:58:13 AM

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East Coast Hustle

Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on October 03, 2012, 05:35:35 AM
Also ALSO, ECH, will you marry me? You are amazing and awesome. 

Not because of this thread, no, you just are.

I don't know who "Mr. Spagnaccione" is, but I don't think a "bitchin camaro" and an animatronic Realdoll constitutes an appropriate dowry.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

East Coast Hustle

(My lawyer says I have to leave out the bit about "wanting to take it on a test drive around some nut-hugging s-curves" in 3rd gear)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Freeky

Quote from: East Coast Hustle on October 03, 2012, 05:43:56 AM
(My lawyer says I have to leave out the bit about "wanting to take it on a test drive around some nut-hugging s-curves" in 3rd gear)
:fap: :fap: :fap: :fap:

Freeky

Quote from: East Coast Hustle on October 03, 2012, 05:40:43 AM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on October 03, 2012, 05:35:35 AM
Also ALSO, ECH, will you marry me? You are amazing and awesome. 

Not because of this thread, no, you just are.

I don't know who "Mr. Spagnaccione" is, but I don't think a "bitchin camaro" and an animatronic Realdoll constitutes an appropriate dowry.

Are slightly used Nigel's Spiky DildoesTM an acceptable substitute for the Realdoll?   How about THE MEATHAMMAH instead of the bitchin' camaro?