I am rolling...

[East Coast Hustle]

...my fucking face off. 

ASK ME ANYTHING!

[hunter s.durden]

Is your hair now funnier?

What are you going to do? Just field questions or do you have a formal rave to attend?

[East Coast Hustle]

Dude, I'm in a trailer park in rural Maine. The closest I'm getting to a rave is I'm playing some Nacho Picasso & Blue Sky Black Death right now.

Now do you have a question?

[hunter s.durden]

Dude, I'm in a trailer park in rural Maine. The closest I'm getting to a rave is I'm playing some Nacho Picasso & Blue Sky Black Death right now.

Now do you have a question?

Just the other ones that went unanswered for now.
I'd hate to get backed up.

[East Coast Hustle]

Word.

[East Coast Hustle]

Does anybody have any questions?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

OH SHIT

ECH IS FUCKED UP!

OK, tell me; should I apply for the paid internship at OHSU (WORKPLACE MORTALITY!) next summer, or should I stay with my current internship in order to build a really solid reference for my PhD program application?

[hunter s.durden]

Does anybody have any questions?

I want to punch you in your big stupid face?

[East Coast Hustle]

OH SHIT

ECH IS FUCKED UP!

OK, tell me; should I apply for the paid internship at OHSU (WORKPLACE MORTALITY!) next summer, or should I stay with my current internship in order to build a really solid reference for my PhD program application?

I don't think you should hide it there. Or the other place either. It's going to start raining out there soon and all it'll take is one good hard rain and then you'll have...bits sticking out for all the neighbors to see and that will lead to uncomfortable questions.

[East Coast Hustle]

Does anybody have any questions?

I want to punch you in your big stupid face?

Probably not. Nobody thinks you're a tough guy just because you can drink 16 prairie fires in one sitting. Go slug down a half-dozen oystermeisters and get back to me.

[East Coast Hustle]

Sorry, missed this earlier.

Is your hair now funnier?

Which one?

[Freeky]

Oohhh.

When is it a good time to tell your parental units to step the fuck off?

Is there such a thing as too far when it comes to defending your offspring, even if there is no threat to their health?

Annnd, What would you do for a Klondike bar?

Also, ANAL?

[Freeky]

Also ALSO, ECH, will you marry me? You are amazing and awesome. 

Not because of this thread, no, you just are.

[East Coast Hustle]

Oohhh.

When is it a good time to tell your parental units to step the fuck off?

Is there such a thing as too far when it comes to defending your offspring, even if there is no threat to their health?

Annnd, What would you do for a Klondike bar?

Also, ANAL?

Not the red one. It reflects in your eyes and makes you look like you have photo-flash "red eye" in real life. Go with the black one, with the serrated notches on the spine. And for the love of fuck, don't tell me what you want with all those fingers and toes. Ignorance is bliss, in this case.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

OH SHIT

ECH IS FUCKED UP!

OK, tell me; should I apply for the paid internship at OHSU (WORKPLACE MORTALITY!) next summer, or should I stay with my current internship in order to build a really solid reference for my PhD program application?

I don't think you should hide it there. Or the other place either. It's going to start raining out there soon and all it'll take is one good hard rain and then you'll have...bits sticking out for all the neighbors to see and that will lead to uncomfortable questions.

Excellent! To the river it is.