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Re: Can we talk about me now? (Open bar thread #3,494)
« Reply #60 on: October 05, 2012, 08:19:51 pm »
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Re: Can we talk about me now? (Open bar thread #3,494)
« Reply #61 on: October 05, 2012, 08:20:03 pm »
JESUS FUCK

I THINK I AM BEING HELD UP BY A FUCKING TYPO.
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Re: Can we talk about me now? (Open bar thread #3,494)
« Reply #62 on: October 05, 2012, 08:41:47 pm »
We just killed the main power bus to the plant.

We isolated EVERYTHING first.  Well, almost.  We forgot the alarm system.

Now my office sounds like R2D2 on crack.  This is making me a happy Roger.
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Re: Can we talk about me now? (Open bar thread #3,494)
« Reply #63 on: October 05, 2012, 08:43:13 pm »
Any way you can record that and turn it into a ringtone?

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Re: Can we talk about me now? (Open bar thread #3,494)
« Reply #64 on: October 05, 2012, 08:43:29 pm »
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Re: Can we talk about me now? (Open bar thread #3,494)
« Reply #65 on: October 05, 2012, 08:45:55 pm »

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Re: Can we talk about me now? (Open bar thread #3,494)
« Reply #66 on: October 05, 2012, 09:16:36 pm »
It's not a typo and I still don't get it. I think my brain is broken. Off to the learning center.
Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.


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Re: Can we talk about me now? (Open bar thread #3,494)
« Reply #67 on: October 05, 2012, 09:26:01 pm »
It's not a typo and I still don't get it. I think my brain is broken. Off to the learning center.
If x is 1 then find the square root of -1, which isn't real.
If x is -1 then find the square root of 1.

Does that help?
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Re: Can we talk about me now? (Open bar thread #3,494)
« Reply #68 on: October 05, 2012, 10:16:11 pm »
It's not a typo and I still don't get it. I think my brain is broken. Off to the learning center.
If x is 1 then find the square root of -1, which isn't real.
If x is -1 then find the square root of 1.

Does that help?

Nope. I left out a whole bunch of context though.

It turns out my brain isn't broke, it's just material we haven't covered yet. :crankey: Why would she DO this to us? Apparently everyone in the class has been in the LC today, trying to figure this out.

Also, it's a math WRITING assignment. Now I have to write it up and turn it in before I go to my Dr. appt before I go to the office to turn in the incident report paperwork from last night.

THANKS A LOT, OBAMA.
Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.


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Re: Can we talk about me now? (Open bar thread #3,494)
« Reply #69 on: October 05, 2012, 10:21:32 pm »
It's not a typo and I still don't get it. I think my brain is broken. Off to the learning center.
If x is 1 then find the square root of -1, which isn't real.
If x is -1 then find the square root of 1.

Does that help?

Nope. I left out a whole bunch of context though.

It turns out my brain isn't broke, it's just material we haven't covered yet. :crankey: Why would she DO this to us? Apparently everyone in the class has been in the LC today, trying to figure this out.

Also, it's a math WRITING assignment. Now I have to write it up and turn it in before I go to my Dr. appt before I go to the office to turn in the incident report paperwork from last night.

THANKS A LOT, OBAMA.


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Re: Can we talk about me now? (Open bar thread #3,494)
« Reply #70 on: October 05, 2012, 10:28:18 pm »
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: 



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He apparently crawled through this:


That's, oh, five inches by seven inches at its largest points. He's quite a bit bigger than that, even without all the hair.
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Re: Can we talk about me now? (Open bar thread #3,494)
« Reply #71 on: October 05, 2012, 10:34:34 pm »
I DEMAND MORE ROGER.

This place is not Rogerian enough without him around, and I don't tolerate slackers.

Well, some of them I do. I'm kinda British and Canadian that way.

Still it's jolly fucking indecent for his work to be without electricity. Not only is he not here, but his Electro Slaving Collar will not function properly and he will rampage. Remember Saratoga Springs people.

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Re: Can we talk about me now? (Open bar thread #3,494)
« Reply #72 on: October 05, 2012, 10:58:21 pm »
It's not a typo and I still don't get it. I think my brain is broken. Off to the learning center.
If x is 1 then find the square root of -1, which isn't real.
If x is -1 then find the square root of 1.

Does that help?

Nope. I left out a whole bunch of context though.

It turns out my brain isn't broke, it's just material we haven't covered yet. :crankey: Why would she DO this to us? Apparently everyone in the class has been in the LC today, trying to figure this out.

Also, it's a math WRITING assignment. Now I have to write it up and turn it in before I go to my Dr. appt before I go to the office to turn in the incident report paperwork from last night.

THANKS A LOT, OBAMA.


GOD DAMN LIBRUL AGENDA LETTING POOR PEOPLE GET AN EDUCATION!!!!!!!!!!!!

I decided that for the purpose of my conjecture, x=x^3. It still doesn't help AT ALL with the SQRTx thing, but fuck it.
Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.


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Re: Can we talk about me now? (Open bar thread #3,494)
« Reply #73 on: October 05, 2012, 10:59:27 pm »
Now I'm going to OHSU to get examined and told that the gaping gash in my belly is just fine, and then to the office to file my incident report. I'm tired.
Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.


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Re: Can we talk about me now? (Open bar thread #3,494)
« Reply #74 on: October 06, 2012, 12:00:18 am »
It's not a typo and I still don't get it. I think my brain is broken. Off to the learning center.
If x is 1 then find the square root of -1, which isn't real.
If x is -1 then find the square root of 1.

Does that help?

Nope. I left out a whole bunch of context though.

It turns out my brain isn't broke, it's just material we haven't covered yet. :crankey: Why would she DO this to us? Apparently everyone in the class has been in the LC today, trying to figure this out.

Also, it's a math WRITING assignment. Now I have to write it up and turn it in before I go to my Dr. appt before I go to the office to turn in the incident report paperwork from last night.

THANKS A LOT, OBAMA.

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