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I'm going to be killing my facebook account.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, October 08, 2012, 10:21:18 PM

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Anna Mae Bollocks

#30
October 09, 2012, 05:17:58 PM
They're rare here. We do have a lot of bobcats, though. A bobcat could probably take down a teabagger on a rascal scooter IF HE'D JUST TRY.

Maybe the problem is how to get bobcats to drink tequila?
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#31
October 09, 2012, 05:48:41 PM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on October 09, 2012, 05:11:07 PM
Thankfully, California is pretty serious about not fucking with our wildlife, so we've got wolves (or rather, wolf-dog hybrids), bears, and mountain lions, the latter of whom will come down rivers and hang out in urban greenspaces here in the interior, which is where most Tea Baggers are.

Although I should note ours are more mild than yours are. Yours might kill all the California Tea Baggers off, if I send 'em down there.

Wolf-dogs don't live long in the wild, so most likely you've got actual wolves. They've migrated back to Oregon too.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Roly Poly Oly-Garch

#32
October 09, 2012, 09:06:41 PM
I use it to promote shows. It's a little trick I learned early on in my acting non-career--to make up for in audience what I lack in talent and charisma. Casting directors all know I suck, but in the dog-eat-dog world of community theatre, anyone who can pretty much guarantee upwards of a dozen ticket sales, is a shoe in for the role of "man in cafe #3". I hope to win a Tony one day for "most disinterested asses in seats who just showed up cause they read about the show on Facebook and thought a night out at the theatre would be neat".

Back to the fecal matter in the pool

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#33
October 18, 2012, 02:47:42 AM
Quote from: NoLeDeMiel on October 09, 2012, 09:06:41 PM
I use it to promote shows. It's a little trick I learned early on in my acting non-career--to make up for in audience what I lack in talent and charisma. Casting directors all know I suck, but in the dog-eat-dog world of community theatre, anyone who can pretty much guarantee upwards of a dozen ticket sales, is a shoe in for the role of "man in cafe #3". I hope to win a Tony one day for "most disinterested asses in seats who just showed up cause they read about the show on Facebook and thought a night out at the theatre would be neat".

:lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Pope Pixie Pickle

#34
October 18, 2012, 03:45:38 AM
I use FB for activisty co-ordination a lot. I'm running a page, and i have been trying not to spend my entire life on the computer, and get a decent sleep schedule. it's 3.45 am here, so today I suck at that, but generally I'm getting better, and more productive.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#35
October 18, 2012, 03:29:02 PM
After using it last night to send out invites to my annual Halloween party, and then accepting an invite to a cider pressing this weekend, I realized that actually it makes a great IRL social-life coordinator. :lol: I've been using it that way all along, as well as using it to pimp my business page, I just don't find it all that useful for having actual conversation.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

tyrannosaurus vex

#36
October 18, 2012, 03:31:44 PM
I use Facebook to bait people into smart conversations about why our political system doesn't work. The conversations are almost never enlightening to anyone, but people are very good at demonstrating the problems.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

LMNO

#37
October 18, 2012, 03:34:46 PM
Quote from: Man Green on October 18, 2012, 03:29:02 PM
After using it last night to send out invites to my annual Halloween party, and then accepting an invite to a cider pressing this weekend, I realized that actually it makes a great IRL social-life coordinator. :lol: I've been using it that way all along, as well as using it to pimp my business page, I just don't find it all that useful for having actual conversation.

Same here.  I pimp my bands and mixes, post and gather stupid shit about whatever pop-culture phenom is going on at the moment, and make plans with Team Vodka as to what's going on this weekend.

Bu🤠ns

#38
October 19, 2012, 05:55:25 AM
Quote from: V3X on October 18, 2012, 03:31:44 PM
I use Facebook to bait people into smart conversations about why our political system doesn't work. The conversations are almost never enlightening to anyone, but people are very good at demonstrating the problems.

Keep chipping away, old boy!

hooplala

#39
October 19, 2012, 05:29:52 PM
Hey hep cats, just been pimping my shit on FB... what's cookin?
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

The Good Reverend Roger

#40
October 19, 2012, 05:30:33 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on October 19, 2012, 05:29:52 PM
Hey hep cats,

You are a bad person.   :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

hooplala

#41
October 19, 2012, 05:31:34 PM
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Cain

#42
October 19, 2012, 06:20:44 PM
This cat is so hep.  No wonder everyone is talking about it

Juana

#43
October 19, 2012, 06:37:43 PM
:lulz:
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Roly Poly Oly-Garch

#44
October 19, 2012, 06:54:35 PM
Quote from: Cain on October 19, 2012, 06:20:44 PM
This cat is so hep.  No wonder everyone is talking about it



I may have peed a little.
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