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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, October 09, 2012, 12:47:21 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#15
October 09, 2012, 01:31:42 AM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on October 09, 2012, 01:29:44 AM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 09, 2012, 01:27:13 AM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on October 09, 2012, 01:25:48 AM
:eek:

I told you we're all fucking crazy over here, but would you listen?

NOOOOOOOO!

And I don't mean "that kook is crazy, I want to hang out with him" kinda crazy, I mean, "I'm tied to a chair with a bag over my head, and I can smell lighter fluid and gun oil" kinda crazy.

I'm still hoping to discover that these are all master trolls. :(

The best trolls are true.

We win forever!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Luna

#16
October 09, 2012, 01:33:36 AM
The really sick part is that there are some morons who BELIEVE this shit, and will vote, hoping to put these fuckers in charge so that will be the LAW.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

The Good Reverend Roger

#17
October 09, 2012, 01:34:44 AM
Quote from: Luna on October 09, 2012, 01:33:36 AM
The really sick part is that there are some morons who BELIEVE this shit, and will vote, hoping to put these fuckers in charge so that will be the LAW.

I'm having fun dragging tards around by the ankles with this over on CG.

They're not really happy about it.   :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#18
October 09, 2012, 01:37:08 AM
Quote from: Luna on October 09, 2012, 01:33:36 AM
The really sick part is that there are some morons who BELIEVE this shit, and will vote, hoping to put these fuckers in charge so that will be the LAW.

Where is Child Services when ya need 'em...  :x

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#19
October 09, 2012, 03:10:36 AM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 09, 2012, 01:34:44 AM
Quote from: Luna on October 09, 2012, 01:33:36 AM
The really sick part is that there are some morons who BELIEVE this shit, and will vote, hoping to put these fuckers in charge so that will be the LAW.

I'm having fun dragging tards around by the ankles with this over on CG.

They're not really happy about it.   :lulz:

LINK DAMMIT!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#20
October 09, 2012, 03:11:14 AM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#21
October 09, 2012, 03:11:53 AM
Quote from: Man Green on October 09, 2012, 03:10:36 AM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 09, 2012, 01:34:44 AM
Quote from: Luna on October 09, 2012, 01:33:36 AM
The really sick part is that there are some morons who BELIEVE this shit, and will vote, hoping to put these fuckers in charge so that will be the LAW.

I'm having fun dragging tards around by the ankles with this over on CG.

They're not really happy about it.   :lulz:

LINK DAMMIT!

http://www.capitolgrilling.com/forums/ubbthreads.php?ubb=showflat&Number=702519&page=1&fpart=77

post 751060 forward.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#22
October 09, 2012, 03:13:09 AM
I can't wait for Frank to come back online.   :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Internet Jesus

#23
October 09, 2012, 03:35:10 AM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 09, 2012, 03:13:09 AM
I can't wait for Frank to come back online.   :lulz:

Frankrupt won't respond.  He doesn't have a quick text that he can just post for this and he learned his lesson when we turned his honest crack about Akin being a Freakshow into jokes about sucking Freakshow cock.
HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS!

The Good Reverend Roger

#24
October 09, 2012, 03:37:43 AM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on October 09, 2012, 03:35:10 AM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 09, 2012, 03:13:09 AM
I can't wait for Frank to come back online.   :lulz:

Frankrupt won't respond.  He doesn't have a quick text that he can just post for this and he learned his lesson when we turned his honest crack about Akin being a Freakshow into jokes about sucking Freakshow cock.

Yes he will.

Because I'm going to hound him to death over it.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Internet Jesus

#25
October 09, 2012, 03:55:06 AM Last Edit: October 09, 2012, 03:57:06 AM by Internet Jesus
This thread does put me in mind of a joke.  During a revival meeting for a local church, the visiting pastor has all the parishioners caught up in the spirit.  Some of them are witnessing, some caught up in the spirit, some folks are speaking in tongues.  Everything but the snake handling.

So that pastor takes the mike into the crowd and starts talking with people on the PA.  First guy he talks to says "I need to confess to the sin of gambling!" The entire crowd goes nuts, so the pastor finds another mark to keep the passions rolling "I need to confes to the sin of adultery!"  Again the crowd goes nuts.  So it keeps on.  Stealing.  Fornication.  Mopery.  Satan worship.  You name it.

Finally he gets to one gentleman in the back.  He can just tell this guy was a reprobate and would likely have something to confess.  The pastor just needed a little more from the crowd and the Holy Ghost revival and Pentecost with signs following revival would be a financial success.

"Brother, do you have a sin you'd like to confess?"

"Well, I do have something that I been doing that I don't think is quite right."

"Let it go, brother! Lay it at Jesus's feet! He sacrificed so you can be free!"

"I been fuckin' my brothers pig.  That ain't right, I know he loves that pig and he should be the only one what gets to fuck her."

The pastor now sells used cars off I-70 in Boulder.  I didn't say it was a particularly good joke.

But it does show the dynamic at play with wingnuts. It's a very human reaction, I've seen it in the form of fishing stories with guys at the poker table, kids telling stories but are too young to understand that you can't just pull it out of your ass, and even in bitter drunkalogs in AA halls all over the greater Pierce County area.  And at some point someone will take it a step too far and admit to fucking his brother's pig.  I'd like to think this is it.  But it ain't.
HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS!

The Good Reverend Roger

#26
October 09, 2012, 03:57:28 AM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on October 09, 2012, 03:55:06 AM
This thread does put me in mind of a joke.  During a revival meeting for a local church, the visiting pastor has all the parishioners caught up in the spirit.  Some of them are witnessing, some caught up in the spirit, some folks are speaking in tongues.  Everything but the snake handling.

So that pastor take the mike into the crowd and starts talking with people on the PA.  First guy he talks to says "I need to confess to the sin of gambling!" The entire crowd goes nuts, so the pastor finds another mark to keep the passions rolling "I need to confes to the sin of adultery!"  Again the crowd goes nuts.  So it keeps on.  Stealing.  Fornication.  Mopery.  Satan worship.  You name it.

Finally he gets to one gentleman in the back.  He can just tell this guy was a reprobate and would likely have something to confess.  he pastor just needed a little more from the crowd and the Holy Ghost revival and Pentecost with signs following revival would be a financial success.

"Brother, do you have a sin you'd like to confess?"

"Well, I do have something that I been doing that I don't think is quite right."

"Let it go, brother! Lay it at Jesus's feet! He sacrificed so you can be free!"

"I been fuckin' my brothers pig.  That ain't right, I know he loves that pig and he should be the only one what gets to fuck her."

The pastor now sells used cars off I-70 in Boulder.  I didn't say it was a particularly good joke.

But it does show the dynamic at play with wingnuts. It's a very human reaction, I've seen it in the form of fishing stories with guys at the poker table, kids telling stories but are too young to understand that you can't just pull it out of your ass, and even in bitter drunkalogs in AA halls all over the greater Pierce County area.  And at some point someone will take it a step too far and admit to fucking his brothers pig.  I'd like to think this is it.  But it ain't.


http://www.newshounds.us/2005/05/06/bizarre_sex_habits_of_the_extreme_rightwing.php


:169:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Internet Jesus

#27
October 09, 2012, 04:01:02 AM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 09, 2012, 03:37:43 AM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on October 09, 2012, 03:35:10 AM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 09, 2012, 03:13:09 AM
I can't wait for Frank to come back online.   :lulz:

Frankrupt won't respond.  He doesn't have a quick text that he can just post for this and he learned his lesson when we turned his honest crack about Akin being a Freakshow into jokes about sucking Freakshow cock.

Yes he will.

Because I'm going to hound him to death over it.

I don't think you understand how much that boy has invested in not seeing the things he doesn't want to see.  Unless you hang out outside the condo in Illinois with 90 inch plasma screen hooked up and displaying your post, He won't see it unless he want to see it.

You've really got to piss him off to get him to respond.  I've only managed to insult him that badly a handful of times.

I masturbate about them.  Constantly.
HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS!

The Good Reverend Roger

#28
October 09, 2012, 04:03:21 AM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on October 09, 2012, 04:01:02 AM

I don't think you understand how much that boy has invested in not seeing the things he doesn't want to see.  Unless you hang out outside the condo in Illinois with 90 inch plasma screen hooked up and displaying your post, He won't see it unless he want to see it.

You've really got to piss him off to get him to respond.  I've only managed to insult him that badly a handful of times.

I masturbate about them.  Constantly.

This may all be true.

But I don't think you understand the power of an all-out TGRR wobbler.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Internet Jesus

#29
October 09, 2012, 04:10:15 AM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 09, 2012, 03:57:28 AM


http://www.newshounds.us/2005/05/06/bizarre_sex_habits_of_the_extreme_rightwing.php


:169:

I remember that.  I still half think he was trolling.  Some sort of "lost in translation" witticism from a cultural backwater now destroyed by the monoculture.

I do remember when I used to visit my cousins in the late 80's on their farm in Nebraska they would joke about fucking the cows quite a bit. Given that I was 13 at the time and quickly coming to the realization that the only thing that would keep me sane was mastubating constantly, I only half think they were joking. 

I mean how many stories of good times, human carnage, and horror start with "So me and my friends were getting drunk when Clem goes 'Hey y'all, watch this!"

Or as the kids say it these days "YOLO!"
HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS!
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