Can't you just let the Good Rev die?

[B23.77]

He's dead!  Gone!  Kaput!  Beyond the average sabatical.  
He's dead!
Roger is dead.
Sniff.
Died in a car crash.
Always said that he was shamefully addicted to speed.
Snort.
Bella is our only hope.

Bring him back to life Lady Bella.

Make him live like Frankenstein on gasoline.

Zombifie him, oh QUEENie.

[B23.77]

Or not.

[East Coast Hustle]

for fuck's sake, man...they give you that adderol prescription for a reason...now take your meds and simmer down....
















or are you just trying to be one of those assclowns who tries to get the last post for the entire board at the same time?






















'Cause I did that once, and believe me, it's not as cool as you think it is...

[B23.77]

New reports show HE IS STILL ALIVE.  *Takes a pill and fills up the board with #not spam#*

[MedeoPlusPlus]

for fuck's sake, man...they give you that adderol prescription for a reason...now take your meds and simmer down....
















or are you just trying to be one of those assclowns who tries to get the last post for the entire board at the same time?






















'Cause I did that once, and believe me, it's not as cool as you think it is...

Yes it is.

[Bella]

He's dead!  Gone!  Kaput!  Beyond the average sabatical.  
He's dead!
Roger is dead.
Sniff.
Died in a car crash.
Always said that he was shamefully addicted to speed.
Snort.
Bella is our only hope.

Bring him back to life Lady Bella.

Make him live like Frankenstein on gasoline.

Zombifie him, oh QUEENie.

Goodie! I've been looking for an excuse to Zombifie the Good Reverend. (Not to mention, all the rest of you, too.)

::Bella whips out her cauldron and dons her new necklace of carved bats and honey jade.
She assembles assorted potions and unmentionable substances, mumbles words of arcane mystery and dances around the fire with her sisters::

There......it's done and he'll be back in short order.
As soon as he completes his first mission as a zombie - that of "liberating" all the tequila in Illinois and bringing it to moi.

[Z³]

Zombies are a lot like Kim Chee, you have to bury them long enough to let them ferment a little bit, then dig them back up to get eaten.

[CannedLizard]

You call this a longer than normal sabbatical? What about after "I'm Outta Here", and his holiday at Fingerprints on the Mirror?

[Z³]

Seriously, he must have the majority of this board wrapped around his little finger. Its barely been a week, and everybody is getting all worried.

[East Coast Hustle]

speak for yourself...I, for one, am thoroughly unconcerned....

[Z³]

Quiet, you.

[East Coast Hustle]

...

[Horab Fibslager]

i'm not worried at all.

the good reverend,
can make sweet arboreal love all he wants to,
as long as he doesn't tell me the gory details.

[EraPassing]

I WANT HIM BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I miss The Rog!
*weeps piteously into a hankie*

EraPassing,
Is very much wrapped around Rog's finger.

[Malaul]

wait


Roger left the boards?
how did I miss that!?!