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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, October 09, 2012, 04:09:56 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

October 09, 2012, 04:09:56 AM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Internet Jesus

#1
October 09, 2012, 04:11:30 AM
Mitt Romney freaks out little kids with his reenactment of Brando's death scene from "The Godfather"
HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS!

tyrannosaurus vex

#2
October 09, 2012, 04:12:12 AM
OH MY GOD THOSE UNDERPANTS REALLY ARE MAGIC! THEY'RE INVISIBLE!
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Luna

#3
October 09, 2012, 04:19:10 AM
Wait, that's not where they said the silver spoon is...
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Bu🤠ns

#4
October 09, 2012, 04:22:13 AM
With his proposed education budget, Romney shows a student exactly how much education she can afford.

The Good Reverend Roger

#5
October 09, 2012, 04:23:14 AM
Quote from: Bu☆ns on October 09, 2012, 04:22:13 AM
With his proposed education budget, Romney shows a student exactly how much education she can afford.

:lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Signora Pæsior

#6
October 09, 2012, 04:28:16 AM
Quote from: Bu☆ns on October 09, 2012, 04:22:13 AM
With his proposed education budget, Romney shows a student exactly how much education she can afford.

BOOM.  :lulz: :lulz:
Petrochemical Pheremone Buzzard of the Poisoned Water Hole

Anna Mae Bollocks

#7
October 09, 2012, 04:32:32 AM
Stole this one from fapbook: "Food stamps? Ha! The only food you're getting out of me is the $200 burrito I had for lunch."
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#8
October 09, 2012, 06:07:29 AM
"Mr. Romney! I can see your vagina!"
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Luna

#9
October 09, 2012, 12:00:28 PM
Swiped from FB:

Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Cain

#10
October 09, 2012, 12:55:14 PM
"Prehensile anuses have never been so terrifying."

P3nT4gR4m

#11
October 09, 2012, 03:06:29 PM
I'm pretty sure there's a human centipede gag in there somewhere but I'll be fucked if I can think of it

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Bu🤠ns

#12
October 09, 2012, 03:32:58 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on October 09, 2012, 03:06:29 PM
I'm pretty sure there's a human centipede gag in there somewhere but I'll be fucked if I can think of it

At the assembly today Governor Romney performes his one man play: The Human 47 Percentipede.

That's all I could think of.

Luna

#13
October 10, 2012, 12:06:33 AM
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Sano

#14
October 10, 2012, 01:24:48 AM
"Romney shows classroom what he wants Iran to look like."
Everything comes to an end, reader. It is an old truism to which may be added that not everything that lasts, lasts for long. This latter part is not readily admitted; on the contrary the idea that an air castle lasts longer than the very air of which it is made is hard to get out of a person's head, and this is fortunate, otherwise the custom of making those almost eternal constructions might be lost.
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