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Florida, land of opportunity

Started by Cain, October 13, 2012, 02:18:01 AM

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Cain

October 13, 2012, 02:18:01 AM
Just another example of how The Man hates on the free market:

QuoteA CVS store in Jacksonville, Florida, has been forced to call up customers who purchased ready-to-use enemas earlier this year to inform them that their medical device may have been previously used by someone else.

Ronald Eugene Robinson was arrested in June and charged with tampering with consumer products after it came to light that he allegedly used and returned as many as 12 enemas over the course of two months, claiming the packages had not been opened.

Caveat emptor, bitches.

The Good Reverend Roger

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October 13, 2012, 03:12:29 AM
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

Made my night.  Thanks, Cain!
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Juana

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October 13, 2012, 05:14:45 AM
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"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Don Coyote

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October 13, 2012, 05:18:26 AM
The dude was proactively helping people out by enhancing their gut flora.

Disco Pickle

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October 19, 2012, 02:17:56 AM
Read about this a some time ago.   Florida makes news because it's fucking Florida.  Jacksonville isn't really north Florida though.  We're south-south Georgia.

I think I've apologized here before for not killing Fred Durst before anyone had to hear of him outside of this place.  I would just like to again extend my deepest sympathies for not doing something about that when I had a chance. 

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November 01, 2012, 12:11:43 PM
Quote from: Disco Pickle on October 19, 2012, 02:17:56 AM
Read about this a some time ago.   Florida makes news because it's fucking Florida.  Jacksonville isn't really north Florida though.  We're south-south Georgia.

I think I've apologized here before for not killing Fred Durst before anyone had to hear of him outside of this place.  I would just like to again extend my deepest sympathies for not doing something about that when I had a chance. 



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November 01, 2012, 03:17:29 PM
Quote from: Net on November 01, 2012, 12:11:43 PM
Quote from: Disco Pickle on October 19, 2012, 02:17:56 AM
Read about this a some time ago.   Florida makes news because it's fucking Florida.  Jacksonville isn't really north Florida though.  We're south-south Georgia.

I think I've apologized here before for not killing Fred Durst before anyone had to hear of him outside of this place.  I would just like to again extend my deepest sympathies for not doing something about that when I had a chance. 



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