What I was up to

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

I{ have|'ve}{ been|} {{working|thinking|writing} too long|spending{ entirely|} too much time {thinking|writing|working}} {with|in} spinner{ syntax|}. {The human|A} mind is{n't| not} {intended|supposed|meant} to {function|work} {like this|in such a {ridiculous |{patently |}absurd |}fashion|this way}. A sentence {is {intended|supposed|meant} to|should} {have {a single|one} path to follow|only follow one path|{progress|move} in a {single|straight} line|be singular}, word choices {are not supposed to|{ought|should} {never|not}} be random.{ Phrases should{n't | not} be {left out|dropped|removed} {at the whim of a random selection|on a whim|wholesale}{, nor should {whole|entire} sentences|}.|} It{ is|'s} enough to {make you{r brain bend| {scream|cry out}| {begin|start} thinking in {complex|branches|onion skins{ one thought inside another{ {more and more|further down the|piling on more|delving into more} layers until {you can't even tell|it's not clear} where you {began|started} or why{ and the end{ing|}s {arrive|show up|come|happen} long before {the words are done|you finish writing}{ and you get {stuck|caught up} in the {fjords|branches} of infinitely complex borders{ like in a dream where you {begin|start} to look at something and the more attention you pay to it the bigger it gets until you{ just| simply|} can{ not|'t} focus on anything else{ and everything becomes so intense that you just want to run away but you can't {get away from|escape|elude|hide from} it: it's everything around you and everything you are|}|}|}|}|}|}}|r head hurt|r mind {break down|malfunction}}|drive you mad}{ under the {strain|pressure}|}. It's {not meant to be that way, written in branches|perverse, {abusing|muddling|mutilating|violating} {the |}language like that}. It's like a quantum multi-paragraph{, seen from above|}, the way you see {all {potential|possible} paths|every possible path|all the paths that could have been} in {a single|one} {muddled|incomprehensible|incoherent|mixed up} whole. Enough to drive {a {wo|}man|{some|}one} to drink.

[tyrannosaurus vex]

Hey, this looks { fun | exciting | new | terrifying } { ! | . | }

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

You can paste it in here to see the output: http://autojetspinner.com/free-jet-spinner.php

[Nephew Twiddleton]

So now that I live in Somerville, you and the dude wanna get some salad and beer together?

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

Fk yeah we do! Unfortunately we've both got the sniffles for now.